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Paul McGrath
Joined: 06 Feb 2007
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 Topic: Tuesday joke (nicked form the radio)
Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:21am |
Why did the bakers fingers smell?.... ..... Cause he needed a poo! 
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gouldinho
Jack Charlton
Joined: 09 Oct 2007
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:28am |
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The Count
Paul McGrath
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:30am |
 gouldinho wrote:
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that is quality goudlinho!  you going to Dave langan dinner on saturday?
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gouldinho
Jack Charlton
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:34am |
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no im going away next weekend.i need to keep every cent of my dole.ive had this trip planned for a long time.
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billybob
Jack Charlton
Joined: 14 Oct 2007
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:38am |
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I like it
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Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
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Justice Shark
Ray Houghton
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:41am |
You have just made a bad mroning even worse 
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Honey Monster
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Joined: 09 Jun 2007
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 9:37am |
A Rangers and Celtic fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the Celtic fan says, "So you're a Rangers fan, that's interesting. I'm a Celtic fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The Rangers fan replied,"Totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" The Rangers fan went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"
He hands the bottle to the Celtic fan who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Rangers fan. The Rangers fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands back to the Celtic fan. The Celtic fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Rangers fan replies, "Nah...I think I'll just wait for the police......"
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The Count
Paul McGrath
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 10:12am |
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Bob Hoskins
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 10:35am |
better than your one Count..anyone seen Carl?
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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gouldinho
Jack Charlton
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 12:00pm |
 thats quality HM
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shelsman85
Kevin Kilbane
Joined: 21 Sep 2008
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Posted: 08 Oct 2008 at 6:33pm |
A priest goes into a hotel to book a room.
He says to the receptionist "I hope the porn in my room is disabled"
The receptionist looks at the priest shocked and says "No its regular porn you sick fook"
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We Gdansk if we want to!!!
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The Count
Paul McGrath
Joined: 06 Feb 2007
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Posted: 09 Oct 2008 at 2:33am |
shelsman85 wrote:
A priest goes into a hotel to book a room.
He says to the receptionist "I hope the porn in my room is disabled"
The receptionist looks at the priest shocked and says "No its regular porn you sick fook" |
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Tuesday joke (nicked form the radio)
