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Topic: Tuesday joke (nicked form the radio)
Posted By: The Count
Subject: Tuesday joke (nicked form the radio)
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:21am
Why did the bakers fingers smell?....


























































































..... Cause he needed a poo!

Clap


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Posted By: gouldinho
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:28am
Thumbs%20Down


Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:30am
Originally posted by gouldinho gouldinho wrote:

Thumbs%20Down


that is quality goudlinho!Angry

you going to Dave langan dinner on saturday?


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Posted By: gouldinho
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:34am
no im going away next weekend.i need to keep every cent of my dole.ive had this trip planned for a long time.


Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:38am
I like it

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Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel


Posted By: Justice Shark
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 3:41am
You have just made a bad mroning even worseAngry

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Mickey Mouse Ya Bleedin' Bollox


Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 9:37am

A Rangers and Celtic fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the Celtic fan says, "So you're a Rangers fan, that's interesting. I'm a Celtic fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The Rangers fan replied,"Totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" The Rangers fan went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"

He hands the bottle to the Celtic fan who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Rangers fan. The Rangers fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands back to the Celtic fan. The Celtic fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Rangers fan replies, "Nah...I think I'll just wait for the police......"



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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 10:12am
Stern%20Smile


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Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 10:35am

better than your one Count..anyone seen Carl?



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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.


Posted By: gouldinho
Date Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 12:00pm
LOL thats quality HM


Posted By: shelsman85
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2008 at 6:33pm
A priest goes into a hotel to book a room.
He says to the receptionist "I hope the porn in my room is disabled"
The receptionist looks at the priest shocked and says "No its regular porn you sick fook"


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We Gdansk if we want to!!!


Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2008 at 2:33am
Originally posted by shelsman85 shelsman85 wrote:

A priest goes into a hotel to book a room.
He says to the receptionist "I hope the porn in my room is disabled"
The receptionist looks at the priest shocked and says "No its regular porn you sick fook"

ConfusedLOL


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