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    Posted: 02 May 2013 at 7:30pm
Any funny stories/experiences? 




Edited by Green Devil - 02 May 2013 at 11:17pm
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gwan sure you're dying to tell us yours!
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Finally a thread Baldrick wont be able to contribute toClap
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Originally posted by Kerrzy Kerrzy wrote:

Finally a thread Baldrick wont be able to contribute toClap

There might be a few in the same boat Kerzy, mainly due to long term memory problemsWink
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Was 15, the bird at the times parents were going Wexford and she was staying in her mates but I was only getting back from America that day so we were going "cinema" before she met up with her mate. We were in the gaf about to do the deed when her phone rang. Was her mother. Bird panicked and said we were at the cinema and the ma copped we weren't. Her aunt lived around the corner so we legged it Eddie Rockets in case she knocked around. Bout 90 mins later, strolled back no sign so good to go again. Just finished and off the bed facing the door grabbing my jocks when the bedroom door opened. The ma and sister! I bolted past them and out of the gaf no idea where her old man was! Thankfully he didnt come back! never factoored in the commute back from Wexford. Her, Her Ma and Her sister all saw me bollock for the first time same day. Unbreakable Bond!
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Did you do the ma and sister at a later date ?
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blw my load in literally 3 seconds on my first real ride. my actual first one was a brasser who I took Viagra for and didn't blw at all, she was lethal tooShocked
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Originally posted by Kerrzy Kerrzy wrote:

Finally a thread Baldrick wont be able to contribute toClap
Nahhh he will say something or just make up like he always does or start a thread on politics  LOLLOLLOL
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Nothing too mad tbh, ended up lobbing it into some one down a lane at the back of a pub in Carlow called the Tavern! Only had it in for a number of seconds so it wasn't a great experience. I ended up getting a blowie aswell though Thumbs UpClap
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this lacked a long unnecessary incredibly detailed intro from IrishMUFC
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did it in my brothers bed...needless to say he wasn't best pleased. First and only time he's done the laundry  Tongue
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+1 Del Piero!

Priceless Mr Coleman, what a hero LOL

Feck it'll change the title of the thread to "sex stories"
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late starter in life......
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Originally posted by colemanY2K colemanY2K wrote:

did it in my brothers bed...needless to say he wasn't best pleased. First and only time he's done the laundry  Tongue


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Da got me two brazzers for me sixteenth. Great rides altogether. One even stuck her finger up me hole while the other played with herself in the corner.

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I wish, fat mess of a yoke (who the lads knick named the horse) in a telephone box in the middle of Tralee when I was sixteen. I would say the helmet was barely even in when I shot me load. High fives all round from the lads after even though she was a ditchpig.
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