Funny Sex Stories/First Time Having Sex
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Topic: Funny Sex Stories/First Time Having Sex
Posted By: Green Devil
Subject: Funny Sex Stories/First Time Having Sex
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 7:30pm
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Any funny stories/experiences? ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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Posted By: nvidic
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 7:31pm
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gwan sure you're dying to tell us yours! |
Posted By: Pipkin
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 7:32pm
Finally a thread Baldrick wont be able to contribute to
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Posted By: brianie
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 7:39pm
There might be a few in the same boat Kerzy, mainly due to long term memory problems  ------------- ITS KEANE YES YBIG You Can Please some of the People Some of the Time But Not All of The People All of The Time |
Kerrzy wrote:Posted By: novice
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 8:08pm
| Was 15, the bird at the times parents were going Wexford and she was staying in her mates but I was only getting back from America that day so we were going "cinema" before she met up with her mate. We were in the gaf about to do the deed when her phone rang. Was her mother. Bird panicked and said we were at the cinema and the ma copped we weren't. Her aunt lived around the corner so we legged it Eddie Rockets in case she knocked around. Bout 90 mins later, strolled back no sign so good to go again. Just finished and off the bed facing the door grabbing my jocks when the bedroom door opened. The ma and sister! I bolted past them and out of the gaf no idea where her old man was! Thankfully he didnt come back! never factoored in the commute back from Wexford. Her, Her Ma and Her sister all saw me bollock for the first time same day. Unbreakable Bond! |
Posted By: Gary McKay
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 8:10pm
| Did you do the ma and sister at a later date ? |
Posted By: hulkhogan
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 8:10pm
blw my load in literally 3 seconds on my first real ride. my actual first one was a brasser who I took Viagra for and didn't blw at all, she was lethal too ------------- Whacha gonna do |
Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 8:32pm
 ------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 8:33pm
------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 10:20pm
Nothing too mad tbh, ended up lobbing it into some one down a lane at the back of a pub in Carlow called the Tavern! Only had it in for a number of seconds so it wasn't a great experience. I ended up getting a blowie aswell though  ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: Del-Piero
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 10:21pm
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this lacked a long unnecessary incredibly detailed intro from IrishMUFC ------------- I don't quite see how you cherish the memory of the dead by killing another million. And, this is not combat, it's an act of lunacy, General Sir. Personally, I think you're a f**king idiot. |
Posted By: colemanY2K
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 10:27pm
did it in my brothers bed...needless to say he wasn't best pleased. First and only time he's done the laundry  ------------- "One of the dominant facts in English life during the past three quarters of a century has been the decay of ability in the ruling class." Orwell, 1942. |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 10:30pm
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+1 Del Piero! Priceless Mr Coleman, what a hero Feck it'll change the title of the thread to "sex stories" ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: kevincronin2000
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 10:32pm
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late starter in life...... some german bird jumped on top of me in some hotel room in Kusadasi, I just lay there  ------------- time is the stuff that life is made of, don't waste it. |
Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 10:35pm
Johnny split. Panic stations and my 1st trip to the chemist for the morning after pill ------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 10:37pm
Why, did you not make him come ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 10:57pm
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Da got me two brazzers for me sixteenth. Great rides altogether. One even stuck her finger up me hole while the other played with herself in the corner. ------------- Chips don't bounce |
Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 11:02pm
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I wish, fat mess of a yoke (who the lads knick named the horse) in a telephone box in the middle of Tralee when I was sixteen. I would say the helmet was barely even in when I shot me load. High fives all round from the lads after even though she was a ditchpig. ------------- Chips don't bounce |
Posted By: brianie
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 11:04pm
It doesnt work on Blokes Gaz ------------- ITS KEANE YES YBIG You Can Please some of the People Some of the Time But Not All of The People All of The Time |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 11:04pm
Ditch pig ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: daffyp
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 11:51pm
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There's an auld saying, that the people that talk about it all the time, ain't actually getting that much at all....... Just saying like................
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Posted By: seanyshuffler
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 11:54pm
| Hold on a second........these stories aren't funny at all. |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 11:56pm
I have a flthy humour, i mean i talk about sex and just random sh*t in regard to women non-stop! It's always a feast or a famine for me, haven't got a ride in 4 weeks and in that week leading upto the drought i managed to pull 3 women in the space of a week! Went out Monday night and Wednesday night in Carlow this week, got a few kisses alright! Had the chance to ride this one, but i wasn't having it (for once) ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 02 May 2013 at 11:59pm
+1 Go on seany throw out a funny story there. ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: PanteirA
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 12:02am
| When I was 21 as I was fingering a girl during foreplay , she left off a hugh fart as she was about to come. Since I was doing it from behind her , my finger was got the full whack of it. I carried on without a moments hesitation as she said excuse me |
Posted By: colemanY2K
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 4:38am
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I can only assume a Kerry woman ------------- "One of the dominant facts in English life during the past three quarters of a century has been the decay of ability in the ruling class." Orwell, 1942. |
Posted By: colemanY2K
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 4:40am
Eh no...more like vomit ------------- "One of the dominant facts in English life during the past three quarters of a century has been the decay of ability in the ruling class." Orwell, 1942. |
Posted By: 9fingers
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 7:17am
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Posted By: MJD
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 10:52am
 ------------- 17 International Caps 16 International Goals COYFIG |
Posted By: The Huntacha
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 11:43am
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Fell asleep in a bird on a lads holiday in Crete, was absolutely bolloxed drunk! ------------- Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic." |
Posted By: seanyshuffler
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 11:44am
In or on?
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Posted By: The Huntacha
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 11:46am
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In ------------- Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic." |
Posted By: Green Devil
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 11:48am
Pics ------------- "He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland," Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 12:59pm
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A good few years ago myself and a few of my mates were out on the lash when one of the lads cops this quare one. He goes back to her "free gaff" in finglas and they get down to business on the couch. There going mad at it when the door opens and in comes your womans father carrying a golf club. My mate scarpers out of the gaff with his balls just about intact. So the following morning he is telling us all this as were getting ready for a match and were all cracking up. We head on to the pitch and my mate (who was the captain) comes over and asks me to go up and to the toss-up. "Why" i asked. "Because the ref is that f**king slappers old fella"........... ------------- " BFC always gives me a laugh........ " |
Posted By: AntrimMan
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 1:04pm
Brilliant  ------------- @AntrimMan85 |
Posted By: Just saying like
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 2:39pm
Is this just my paranoia again, Baldy, or is this cad trying to implicate me in some way in these sordid juvenile behind the bike shed stories. Cue an avalanche of pm's to the mods. |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 2:44pm
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Posted By: MJD
Date Posted: 03 May 2013 at 3:20pm
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------------- 17 International Caps 16 International Goals COYFIG |
Posted By: El_nino
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 10:51am
I was shown a pic last night, she's a cracker
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Posted By: Johnner
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 11:35am
| My first time was on a family holiday at pontins when I was to young to understand what was happening. My sister was hanging around with this girl from Liverpool who was about 12 or 13 at the time. I was only 11 or 12 . I remember she was a good bit older and I anyway. She tells me to come up to her parents chalet that night and when I did she gives me a bottle of beer and invited me into the bedroom . I hadnt a clue what was going on but I just remember she pulled my trousers off and started to get on top of me and move up and down and moan . I can't remember much about it after that really. I think it must have frightened the sh*t out of me really cause i think I blanked it out until I thought of it just now haha . |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 12:08pm
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Did she present Its a Knockout ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 12:34pm
Was it Lilly Savage? ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 12:38pm
Are you serious or just messing?
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Posted By: Johnner
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 12:46pm
| Deadly serious , wouldn't make that up. She was obviously mad or something though. I actually think she might have been even older like 14 or so. |
Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 1:38pm
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Finger banging a bird when I was 13 or 14 and I asked her for blow job. She proceeded to kiss my cock peck on the cheek style repeatedly. Needless to say she was shocked when I rammed it in her mouth. Another time, much older at 17, I was in Benalmadena. Out with the lads in 24 hour square, I hooked up with this bird from Galway called Mary. She wanks me in the nightclub, then we head down the beach. Once finished on the beach, were walking back to the club. Of course being the gentleman that I was, I was outa there into a taxi back to the apartment. The lads were back there by now with a couple of women drinking away. When I walked in they fell around laughing. Anyway I went to go in for a shower being converted in sand, looks into the mirror and realised that not only was I covered in sand, but my face was covered in yer wans monthly juices. |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 1:41pm
Deisedevil wont be happy  ------------- AKA pedantic kunt |
Posted By: El_nino
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 1:42pm
Jaysus Sham 
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 1:45pm
I know |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 2:07pm
How old were you? What you are describing is usually called rape. ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 2:13pm
Good jaysus  ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: Johnner
Date Posted: 04 May 2013 at 2:26pm
| I was 11 I think. Yea she was mad for it and I didn't really understand what I was supposed to do. Just lid there in shock haha. I will check with my mam which years we went there cause we were there a few times but I know I was not any older than eleven at he time. She was a year or two older and I remember she dumped me towards the end of the holiday and went of with an older lad from blanch and he was about 15 haha. I'd say he was lamping her out of it do the rest of his holiday . |
Posted By: eire32
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 9:51am
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 11:35am
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Don't know if this is true or not but I thought it was funny, so always remember it. Anyway, a lad I worked with years ago, he was giving this bird a diddy wank and left a skid mark on her belly. ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 11:42am
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Sham
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Posted By: Gaz
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 12:17pm
And he wasn't 'giving a bird a diddy wank' she was giving him one ya headcase
------------- I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 12:45pm
You'd never know Gaz with the filth and people this lad knows ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: The Huntacha
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 12:46pm
------------- Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic." |
Posted By: Zinedine Kilbane 110
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 1:42pm
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A friend of mine was back at some Northie birds place. They did the no pants dance and she asked him to go for the backdoors and there was a tub of vaseline in the drawer. So over he goes and pulls opens the draw and sees a large tub of vaseline. He opens it up and there was a c0ck imprint in the tub.... fect it he says, chalks up and proceeds as planned. ------------- |
Posted By: irish_goat
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 2:28pm
Jesus.
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Posted By: PhilliyK
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 2:34pm
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She wasn't from Ballymena was she? ------------- 1312 |
Posted By: GreenArmy!
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 3:15pm
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Posted By: thebronze14
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 4:48pm
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The good times are back on ybig
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Posted By: Devrozex
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2015 at 4:54pm
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2017 at 6:47pm
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Should be a lot more contribution to this thread. ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: FrankosHereNow
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2017 at 7:26pm
------------- YBIG Quiz Champion 2016, 2017 & 2018. As You Were Three in a row |
Posted By: lassassinblanc
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2017 at 7:52pm
| Only Johnner getting raped |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2017 at 8:10pm
I'm literally crying laughing at this ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: GUFC_Andy
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2017 at 8:33pm
------------- Don't ban me for no reason, please. |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 11:46am
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------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 12:04pm
| Stayed in me friends mobile home when about 13 and his Mam and dad who were in the 40's at the time and they came back from the pub, we were out on the sofas and pretended to be asleep, two of them start snogging in the kitchen then go into the bedroom where the bed starts squeaking and the mobile shakes for a few minutes. Always remember his dad came out after and let off this satisfactory 'aahhhhhhh' before going into the toilet and having a piss. Mate was f**king morto trying to say they didn't have sex. Must remind him next time I see him again |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 12:09pm
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Was the aulone a looker? ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 12:21pm
Haha no she was a minger. You wouldn't think they would get up to that type of thing. That made it even funnier |
Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 12:26pm
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Haven't heard "Minger" being said in a while ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 12:33pm
Was thinking the same. |
Posted By: DUBLIN DOC
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 2:08pm
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How did I miss this thread, now where to start ------------- When all is said and done there is nothing left to say or do |
Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 2:12pm
Surprised you and the quare wan haven't featured in here already ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 2:17pm
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A guy that was a year ahead of me in school, it was said that his oullad was a porn freak, sitting there unemployed watching VHS porn videos day in day out. One day, he brought 2 of the lads back to the gaf, to find the old man nailing the oul dear on the kitchen floor. Your mans parents would have been grossly over weight, with the oulone wearing glasses and those flowery dresses. What a sight. The family moved away shortly after this. ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 2:23pm
Dublin Docs aul pair ? ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: DUBLIN DOC
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 2:29pm
, I did come in to the gaff 1 night only to open the sitting room door and find the oul lad getting head of the mother there was no words spoken for a while, it scarred me for quiet a while but I eventually got over it------------- When all is said and done there is nothing left to say or do |
Posted By: The Huntacha
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 2:31pm
Mate of mine brought his missus to the back of the airport one night. Two of them got in the back but he left the heating and radio on. Finished the deed and went to start the car but the battery had gone dead. Had to ring his aul lad, who had no jump leads, to come and collect them. Only thing was the aul lad had a 2 seater van, so had to drop her home first. Can only imagine the awkwardness of that journey home for the bird. ------------- Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic." |
Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 2:31pm
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------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 5:59pm
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Brilliant ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: d13dave
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 6:30pm
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Would it be worse hearing your younger sister get piled into or your ma? Honestly no clue.
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Posted By: DUBLIN DOC
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 6:42pm
------------- When all is said and done there is nothing left to say or do |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 6:50pm
Did this happen to you? ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 7:10pm
At a house party a few years ago and a fella rode mother and daughter in the space of 2 hours. Ex husband was there laughing his head off about the fella getting up on his ex,changed his tune fairly quick when he found out about the daughter Two dirty dirty sl*gs. |
Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 7:13pm
For f**k sake Doc  ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: rossieman
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 7:14pm
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Posted By: DUBLIN DOC
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 8:13pm
------------- When all is said and done there is nothing left to say or do |
Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 9:13pm
That story is a bit more sad than funny |
Posted By: SuperDave84
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 9:18pm
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Yeah, that's tragic. Jesus. ------------- 
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Posted By: bhob
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 9:21pm
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Well that's a depressing story. Way to bring down the whole thread
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Posted By: DUBLIN DOC
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 9:52pm
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Right none of you fckers laugh now, but when I was younger and experimenting me big brother was telling me about w**king so of course I had to give it a go, only problem was I yanked me foreskin back that badly and the bleeding thing was that tight around me little knob it swelled up like a little water ballon and stayed that way, so for the day I was in agony trying to move with the helmet rubbing off me y fronts sore as fck, no moving the bleeding foreskin back into place the next day and the oul wan noticed me acting all odd and I had to show her what was wrong, bleeding brother still breaks his bollix laughing now about this the coont, oul wan brought me to temple street to get it seen to you can imagine the embarrassment I felt with nurses havin a gawk at me periwinkle anyway this quack brings me into the cubicle with me oul wan and a nurse and says it will hurt a bit and just proceeds to force me helmet with his big fckin thumb back into the skin with me howling like a fckin maniac fckin blood and all and leaves me in fckin agony for a week, I was a late starter when it came to going for the ride as I could remember the pain and feared the bleeding turtles head would do the same again, I actually ended up with an erection like a bleeding banana from it, I vaguely remember me ma at the time I had to show her saying what were you doing only for the coont of a brother of mine saying the five knuckle shuffle (first time I heard that expression and me ma too, well I hoped) ------------- When all is said and done there is nothing left to say or do |
Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 9:57pm
| And then you met the quare wan and she made up for the late starter that you were and your sore little periwinkle |
Posted By: Butch
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 10:08pm
| One of my mates got fired out off school when he was 16 . He was going out with a nice girl and she was still in the school so she use to drop over to his place at lunch time . His brother worked the sites and one day at lunch time he was workong local and decided to pop back over to the house . The younger brother was in his room and just after stripping naked and so was the girlfriend . He was sitting at the end of the bed putting a Johnny on and was gonna lash the girlfriend out of it . The girlfriend was standing slighly to the side of the door . When the handle turns ... She steps back behind and the older lad peeps in and all he can see is his brother sitting at the end of his bed "on his own" with a hard micky and a johnny on . He shook his head and walked out ... |
Posted By: Roberto Baggio
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 10:10pm
| What did he get fired out of school for? |
Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 10:12pm
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More importantly, what did he get fired off the school from? Slingshot? Cannon? Rocket? ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: DUBLIN DOC
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 10:13pm
------------- When all is said and done there is nothing left to say or do |
Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 10:52pm
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Doc that sort reminds me of a slut was seeing around the 15 mark. I'd meet her in her estate (me mate would meet her mate). She was very gamey and was good for letting me drop the hand and got a blowie a few times. But she was terrible at wanks. She use to squeeze the thing so f**king hard the whole foreskin would be rolled up in itself whatever way she was doing it. I remember one night she was going to drop the hand I actually said no not tonight ha. Was still recovering from the previous |
Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 11:00pm
| I remember the first blowie I ever got I was 13 up at a waterworks/resovoir place up my way. It had been organised so you one had said she was going to give me one and we were with another girl and andorher 2 blokes. The lads knew I was going to be getting a blowie. Me and your one walked off on our own and got down the business and While your one was on her knees I just seen me mates head sticking around the side of the wall having a look. I didn't stop her but with all the eyes on me I couldn't get fully into it and I never actually came during me first blowie (shame) but that f**ker did. He had a wank while watching us and blew his load (he actually wanked near the group a lot he was a bit of a fruit with no shame) |