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Originally posted by Hotlips_Hoolahan Hotlips_Hoolahan wrote:

Can't understand why people read newspapers or magazines or go on their mobile phones while on the toilet.

A bowel movement takes a few seconds.

What is the point of going to all that effort just to read two or three sentences?
Spoken like a man with no kids 
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I’m a huge fan of taking my time in the jax. In work, I used to print off a few interesting articles and take them with me. Easier to read than the phone. It’s not uncommon for me to take a half time break to stand up to shake out the pins and needles from the legs. At home, the jeans and boxer shorts come off for further comfort. Sometimes even the t-shirt comes off if it’s a warm day. 
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Nothing more satisfying than have a good sh**e at work on a Sunday, knowing your being payed double for a good crap.
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Originally posted by 9fingers 9fingers wrote:

Originally posted by Hotlips_Hoolahan Hotlips_Hoolahan wrote:

Can't understand why people read newspapers or magazines or go on their mobile phones while on the toilet.

A bowel movement takes a few seconds.

What is the point of going to all that effort just to read two or three sentences?
Spoken like a man with no kids 
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Gaa pundits saying players will find it hard to keep going as it’s now a 75 and 80 minute game.
No it’s not it’s still a 70 minute game if it goes beyond that it’s because of stoppages the game isn’t actually any longer now but the way they go on about it you’d think time has been extended.
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Amount of times I see underage girls buying liquor in Tesco (most of the time it's girls). Other day, I saw two who looked like they were about 12 buying some. Have they lowered the legal drinking age or something?

You have to look 25 to buy alcohol without ID and there are girls who weren't born when Thierry Henry cheated us out of the World Cup buying alcohol.
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Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:


I’m a huge fan of taking my time in the jax. In work, I used to print off a few interesting articles and take them with me. Easier to read than the phone. It’s not uncommon for me to take a half time break to stand up to shake out the pins and needles from the legs. At home, the jeans and boxer shorts come off for further comfort. Sometimes even the t-shirt comes off if it’s a warm day. 


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politicians paying their cronies off with big salary big expenses nonsense jobs, and taking the taxpayers for fools.
f**k off FG parasites and take the FF rats with you. Entitlement gone mad, bastards.
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Originally posted by oldbilly oldbilly wrote:

politicians paying their cronies off with big salary big expenses nonsense jobs, and taking the taxpayers for fools.
f**k off FG parasites and take the FF rats with you. Entitlement gone mad, bastards.
Taxpayers are fools. Thats why FFG are in government.
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All parties are the same. Do you think it wud be much different if someone else was there? Don't cod yourselves.
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Kunts asking other people to repeat inane comments cos they didn’t hear it fully.

“Grand day”
“Haaaaa?”
“I said, it’s a grand day”
“Whaaaa?”

“HE f**kING SAID ITS f**kING GRAND OUT YOU DEAF f**k”
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Originally posted by doherty doherty wrote:

All parties are the same. Do you think it wud be much different if someone else was there? Don't cod yourselves.
Be noce to be shafted by someone different
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Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:


Kunts asking other people to repeat inane comments cos they didn’t hear it fully.

“Grand day”
“Haaaaa?”
“I said, it’s a grand day”
“Whaaaa?”

“HE f**kING SAID ITS f**kING GRAND OUT YOU DEAF f**k”


Receptionist at work is constantly at it. She is forever on the phone saying 'its a bad line can you say that again please'. Her hearing is poor but she'd neve admit it. 

She is constantly interrupting people too, trying to finish their sentence to sound like she knows things about things. Its so frustrating and she just doesn't realise it. 
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People who can't read EXIT and ENTRANCE signs.

In a cafe. Moron middle-aged Northern Irish woman walks in the door clearly labelled "Exit" and stares up at me stupidly with bovine eyes asking "Are you in the queue?" Have my headphones in and can't muster the strength to engage with her. I move forward in the queue, hoping she will get the hint. Moron middle-aged Northern Irish woman instead of standing the required distance behind me like anyone with an ounce of common sense would do, stands right beside me like we're a couple or something. I sighed and went to the back of the queue at the risk of losing my temper with her.
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Originally posted by Hotlips_Hoolahan Hotlips_Hoolahan wrote:

People who can't read EXIT and ENTRANCE signs.

In a cafe. Moron middle-aged Northern Irish woman walks in the door clearly labelled "Exit" and stares up at me stupidly with bovine eyes asking "Are you in the queue?" Have my headphones in and can't muster the strength to engage with her. I move forward in the queue, hoping she will get the hint. Moron middle-aged Northern Irish woman instead of standing the required distance behind me like anyone with an ounce of common sense would do, stands right beside me like we're a couple or something. I sighed and went to the back of the queue at the risk of losing my temper with her.


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Originally posted by Hotlips_Hoolahan Hotlips_Hoolahan wrote:

People who can't read EXIT and ENTRANCE signs.

In a cafe. Moron middle-aged Northern Irish woman walks in the door clearly labelled "Exit" and stares up at me stupidly with bovine eyes asking "Are you in the queue?" Have my headphones in and can't muster the strength to engage with her. I move forward in the queue, hoping she will get the hint. Moron middle-aged Northern Irish woman instead of standing the required distance behind me like anyone with an ounce of common sense would do, stands right beside me like we're a couple or something. I sighed and went to the back of the queue at the risk of losing my temper with her.



What an absolute cabbage you must be LOL
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Originally posted by Badgersboys9 Badgersboys9 wrote:

Originally posted by Hotlips_Hoolahan Hotlips_Hoolahan wrote:

People who can't read EXIT and ENTRANCE signs.

In a cafe. Moron middle-aged Northern Irish woman walks in the door clearly labelled "Exit" and stares up at me stupidly with bovine eyes asking "Are you in the queue?" Have my headphones in and can't muster the strength to engage with her. I move forward in the queue, hoping she will get the hint. Moron middle-aged Northern Irish woman instead of standing the required distance behind me like anyone with an ounce of common sense would do, stands right beside me like we're a couple or something. I sighed and went to the back of the queue at the risk of losing my temper with her.



What an absolute cabbage you must be LOL


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Originally posted by Hotlips_Hoolahan Hotlips_Hoolahan wrote:

People who can't read EXIT and ENTRANCE signs.

In a cafe. Moron middle-aged Northern Irish woman walks in the door clearly labelled "Exit" and stares up at me stupidly with bovine eyes asking "Are you in the queue?" Have my headphones in and can't muster the strength to engage with her. I move forward in the queue, hoping she will get the hint. Moron middle-aged Northern Irish woman instead of standing the required distance behind me like anyone with an ounce of common sense would do, stands right beside me like we're a couple or something. I sighed and went to the back of the queue at the risk of losing my temper with her.


A simple yes would have done a job. I’d say the poor woman is on the NI forum giving out about people who can’t answer if they are in a queue or not.
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