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Swimming pools in hotels where you have to wear bathing cap - is this the 1950s and a nits epidemic


Do you have kids in Primary School?y
Schools are sending out emails to parents of different classes every week saying there are nit outbreaks and all family members must be treated.

You only have to stand on a bus/train to see a shedload of gimps with greasy dirty hair.


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Every other hotel pool in any country I have ever been in is fine apart from Ireland but in Ireland you need a cap - ridiculous in this day and age


You have to wear speedos in every pool in France.

They actually had a speedo vending machine in the hotel I was staying in Paris.

 
That's true alright. We went to a water park on our 1st year school tour and were made wear them LOL
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is the speedos to keep the pubes in place? But you don't have to wear the head cap in France? 
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Still never fails to boil my wee when the person ahead of you at airport security "forgets" that fluids have to be kept in a plastic bag, SEPARATELY AND NOT IN YOUR BASTARD BAG.

Had wan of these geebags yesterday ahead of me.  Here's your thick hat now fock off.  Wankbag.Angry
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The obsession with comparing Mohamed Salah to Lionel Messi lately, after one good goalscoring season.
 
People who think its good craic to make personal insults in the workplace. This isn't about myself necessarily, but its cringe and awkward when new starts (my new boss) don't quite see the joke when they get sl*gged for being fat or bald or something by some wee mouthpiece.
 
 
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Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Still never fails to boil my wee when the person ahead of you at airport security "forgets" that fluids have to be kept in a plastic bag, SEPARATELY AND NOT IN YOUR BASTARD BAG.

Had wan of these geebags yesterday ahead of me.  Here's your thick hat now fock off.  Wankbag.Angry

Same, coming through Dublin airport Monday there and I'm behind this eastern European lad - wearing construction company uniform.

Security lad - Any liquids?

Blank Look.

Any Liquids - Ah yes, sorry - opens bag, takes out liquids.
Sets the metal detector off - watch on, belt, pocked full of coins.

Im starting to get annoyed.

Finally, his bag is stopped by scanner person - fooking 3 tubs of kerrygold in it.

I just looked at yer working the queue and said, I hope this lad inst the brains of the operation. Laughed and whisked me through ahead of this genius. 
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Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Still never fails to boil my wee when the person ahead of you at airport security "forgets" that fluids have to be kept in a plastic bag, SEPARATELY AND NOT IN YOUR BASTARD BAG.

Had wan of these geebags yesterday ahead of me.  Here's your thick hat now fock off.  Wankbag.Angry


Same, coming through Dublin airport Monday there and I'm behind this eastern European lad - wearing construction company uniform.

Security lad - Any liquids?

Blank Look.

Any Liquids - Ah yes, sorry - opens bag, takes out liquids.
Sets the metal detector off - watch on, belt, pocked full of coins.

Im starting to get annoyed.

Finally, his bag is stopped by scanner person - fooking 3 tubs of kerrygold in it.

I just looked at yer working the queue and said, I hope this lad inst the brains of the operation. Laughed and whisked me through ahead of this genius. 



I have started paying the quick flow or whatever you call it. Cant handle these goons anymore.
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Considring how quick you get through Dublin airport, why would it bother you so much. Even if there is a massive queue your still through in 15-20minutes
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Originally posted by drog addict drog addict wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Still never fails to boil my wee when the person ahead of you at airport security "forgets" that fluids have to be kept in a plastic bag, SEPARATELY AND NOT IN YOUR BASTARD BAG.

Had wan of these geebags yesterday ahead of me.  Here's your thick hat now fock off.  Wankbag.Angry


Same, coming through Dublin airport Monday there and I'm behind this eastern European lad - wearing construction company uniform.

Security lad - Any liquids?

Blank Look.

Any Liquids - Ah yes, sorry - opens bag, takes out liquids.
Sets the metal detector off - watch on, belt, pocked full of coins.

Im starting to get annoyed.

Finally, his bag is stopped by scanner person - fooking 3 tubs of kerrygold in it.

I just looked at yer working the queue and said, I hope this lad inst the brains of the operation. Laughed and whisked me through ahead of this genius. 



I have started paying the quick flow or whatever you call it. Cant handle these goons anymore.
 
I got stung there 2 weeks ago in airport security after the missus forgot the stuffed a bottle of water into my bag in the morning after I'd packed the bag Angry
 
Standing there like a dickhead when security are asking me is there a bottle of water in my bag and I'm holding everyone up saying there isn't LOL
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Originally posted by drog addict drog addict wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Still never fails to boil my wee when the person ahead of you at airport security "forgets" that fluids have to be kept in a plastic bag, SEPARATELY AND NOT IN YOUR BASTARD BAG.

Had wan of these geebags yesterday ahead of me.  Here's your thick hat now fock off.  Wankbag.Angry


Same, coming through Dublin airport Monday there and I'm behind this eastern European lad - wearing construction company uniform.

Security lad - Any liquids?

Blank Look.

Any Liquids - Ah yes, sorry - opens bag, takes out liquids.
Sets the metal detector off - watch on, belt, pocked full of coins.

Im starting to get annoyed.

Finally, his bag is stopped by scanner person - fooking 3 tubs of kerrygold in it.

I just looked at yer working the queue and said, I hope this lad inst the brains of the operation. Laughed and whisked me through ahead of this genius. 



I have started paying the quick flow or whatever you call it. Cant handle these goons anymore.

Do it in Belfast every time as its ridiculously slow. The 3 quid sterling for the priveledge ranks up there with Eric Cantona to united in the early 90s and lads who bought bitcoin for pennies as the best money ever spent.
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Originally posted by bhob bhob wrote:

Originally posted by drog addict drog addict wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Still never fails to boil my wee when the person ahead of you at airport security "forgets" that fluids have to be kept in a plastic bag, SEPARATELY AND NOT IN YOUR BASTARD BAG.

Had wan of these geebags yesterday ahead of me.  Here's your thick hat now fock off.  Wankbag.Angry


Same, coming through Dublin airport Monday there and I'm behind this eastern European lad - wearing construction company uniform.

Security lad - Any liquids?

Blank Look.

Any Liquids - Ah yes, sorry - opens bag, takes out liquids.
Sets the metal detector off - watch on, belt, pocked full of coins.

Im starting to get annoyed.

Finally, his bag is stopped by scanner person - fooking 3 tubs of kerrygold in it.

I just looked at yer working the queue and said, I hope this lad inst the brains of the operation. Laughed and whisked me through ahead of this genius. 



I have started paying the quick flow or whatever you call it. Cant handle these goons anymore.
 
I got stung there 2 weeks ago in airport security after the missus forgot the stuffed a bottle of water into my bag in the morning after I'd packed the bag Angry
 
Standing there like a dickhead when security are asking me is there a bottle of water in my bag and I'm holding everyone up saying there isn't LOL
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Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

Originally posted by drog addict drog addict wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Still never fails to boil my wee when the person ahead of you at airport security "forgets" that fluids have to be kept in a plastic bag, SEPARATELY AND NOT IN YOUR BASTARD BAG.

Had wan of these geebags yesterday ahead of me.  Here's your thick hat now fock off.  Wankbag.Angry


Same, coming through Dublin airport Monday there and I'm behind this eastern European lad - wearing construction company uniform.

Security lad - Any liquids?

Blank Look.

Any Liquids - Ah yes, sorry - opens bag, takes out liquids.
Sets the metal detector off - watch on, belt, pocked full of coins.

Im starting to get annoyed.

Finally, his bag is stopped by scanner person - fooking 3 tubs of kerrygold in it.

I just looked at yer working the queue and said, I hope this lad inst the brains of the operation. Laughed and whisked me through ahead of this genius. 



I have started paying the quick flow or whatever you call it. Cant handle these goons anymore.


Do it in Belfast every time as its ridiculously slow. The 3 quid sterling for the priveledge ranks up there with Eric Cantona to united in the early 90s and lads who bought bitcoin for pennies as the best money ever spent.


Running to stand still, does your aeroplane land before your fellow passengers.
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Originally posted by UCDFAN UCDFAN wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

Originally posted by drog addict drog addict wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Still never fails to boil my wee when the person ahead of you at airport security "forgets" that fluids have to be kept in a plastic bag, SEPARATELY AND NOT IN YOUR BASTARD BAG.

Had wan of these geebags yesterday ahead of me.  Here's your thick hat now fock off.  Wankbag.Angry


Same, coming through Dublin airport Monday there and I'm behind this eastern European lad - wearing construction company uniform.

Security lad - Any liquids?

Blank Look.

Any Liquids - Ah yes, sorry - opens bag, takes out liquids.
Sets the metal detector off - watch on, belt, pocked full of coins.

Im starting to get annoyed.

Finally, his bag is stopped by scanner person - fooking 3 tubs of kerrygold in it.

I just looked at yer working the queue and said, I hope this lad inst the brains of the operation. Laughed and whisked me through ahead of this genius. 



I have started paying the quick flow or whatever you call it. Cant handle these goons anymore.


Do it in Belfast every time as its ridiculously slow. The 3 quid sterling for the priveledge ranks up there with Eric Cantona to united in the early 90s and lads who bought bitcoin for pennies as the best money ever spent.


Running to stand still, does your aeroplane land before your fellow passengers.

No, But this ensures I'll definitely be boarding the thing and any excess time is spent comfortably with a pint instead of queuing behind Majella and Jacinta on their way to Benidorm with half the contents of the makeup counter in their hand luggage. 
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Originally posted by Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins wrote:

Considring how quick you get through Dublin airport, why would it bother you so much. Even if there is a massive queue your still through in 15-20minutes
 
Surprised at you Bobert, any fookhead that delays one getting to an airport bar for the imperative pre-flight pints is gonna get daggers for being a fookhead with fluids.
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People who queue for an hour to get to their pre-assigned seat, with the excuse of "I want to make sure I have room for me bag".
 
Also the ****s who are up out of their seat to disembark when the plane has barely even landed and the ones who barge up from the seats behind you to not let you out of yours.
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Originally posted by bhob bhob wrote:

People who queue for an hour to get to their pre-assigned seat, with the excuse of "I want to make sure I have room for me bag".
 
Also the ****s who are up out of their seat to disembark when the plane has barely even landed and the ones who barge up from the seats behind you to not let you out of yours.
 
There is a special Thick Hat reserved for those ****s.  Sit the fook down for Jaysus sake.
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Airports have been made places that cause serious anxiety. I hate going through them. When you are two minutes away from having a panic attack the last thing you want is some f**king clown in front of you taking twenty minutes to get through in front of you. There's a reason airport bars are always full!
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My Dad doesn't fly anymore for the reasons stated above about airports. He's happy enough not leaving Ireland again.
 
 


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Your dad doesn't fly anymore because people take too long going through security? Really?
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