The Only Fools And Horses Thread

I found this hilarious.  Sullivan tries to ban an episode from airing that he wrote himself

Same episode. 11.50pm at the maternity hospital. Del comes out to Rodney and Albert and says “in 30 mins time this family will have the greatest knees up”

Dunno about you lads but a knees up to me suggests booze and people by the plenty. It’s 11.50pm at night? Where will this knees up occur in a half hour?

As one door closes - del takes money from denzil to buy some doors, denzil was crying according to rodney and was still so upset later that his big brothers came to nelson mandela house to find del. Literally an hour later, denzil is skating through the park happy as larry and even gives del a high 5!

The episode where uncle albert is 'mugged', cassandra comes round to see him and has a chat with rodney in the kitchen. She takes the mick out of rodney for dressing and talking like del (rodney says no way pedro). This makes no sense because rodney was raised by del and worked with him since he was a kid. If he was going to talk/dress like del he would have done it in all the previous episodes, not suddenly for 1 episode when hes a fully grown man! 

In Long Legs of the Law Rodney gives the policewoman Sandra a nicked watch which she wears on her wrist during the date.

Yet later in the episode she claims she knew it was stolen from police photos.

Yet her accepting it as a gift and wearing it is a crime itself in handling stolen goods.  So she reports the family yet the Trotters could have got her sacked.

He wanders over to the wine bar and tries one of Del’s “spritzers” but is a bit glum over the Cassandra thing and the computer course. Del asks him if he is hanging around, he says no, Del asks if he is going back to the flat and Rodders says “no, I don’t want another night of the battle of the Baltic”. All of this scene, Rodders is wearing a dark suit, white shirt and black tie. He heads off.

Next scene, he’s down the nightclub with Mickey and Jevon. The scene where they all ask Cassandra to dance. He clearly didn’t head home to change as he was avoiding the flat, so why then is he dressed in an entirely different suit? A grey suit.