The Arts

Sounds like she just combinted two pink floyd album covers. 

irishmufc wrote: My brothers ex girlfriend who studied art in the crusty capital of ireland namely galway city drew a picture of two cows with a nuclear power plant billowing smoke in the background and in font was written When Will It All End? .absolute pretentious horsesh*te.i was so upset id to head for pints of guinness and bacon fries in the local

She should have painted 2 pints of guiness with some bacon fries in a pub with footie on the tv with a quote at the front of the painting "No nonsense".

All this arts talk has me thirsty now.anyone know how to teleport to the dew drop in for a tuesday night guinness to get the 2nd half of bayern game?

irishmufc wrote: All this arts talk has me thirsty now.anyone know how to teleport to the dew drop in for a tuesday night guinness to get the 2nd half of bayern game?

just use mime and pretend you are there sipping a smooth cool pint watching the game eating bacon fries.

Trap junior wrote: irishmufc wrote: All this arts talk has me thirsty now.anyone know how to teleport to the dew drop in for a tuesday night guinness to get the 2nd half of bayern game? just use mime and pretend you are there sipping a smooth cool pint watching the game eating bacon fries.

nah its not quite the same is it?im in a more salted peanuts mood.guinness is €4 which is good for galway

Now onto Shakespeare. This twat should have been strung up for producing brutal stories. His poncy language with ye olde school english is an attempt to gloss over the fact that his storylines were both wanky and boring never mind realistic. He is held up in reverence by toffs and literary people. For what? His storylines were crap. His form of english was just the way people talked back then. Its not like he invented it. Its no more sophisticated than todays english with slang. Language evolves so ponces stop living in the past. If Shakespeare was alive today his talents would be employed by the Hallmark channel writing cheap budget murder mysteries shown at 1.30pm. Either that or a script writer for Diagnosis Murder.

Wherefore art thou jessica fletcher whyeth doth everytime you appeareth someone doth die

Trap junior wrote: Now onto Shakespeare. This twat should have been strung up for producing brutal stories. His poncy language with ye olde school english is an attempt to gloss over the fact that his storylines were both wanky and boring never mind realistic. He is held up in reverence by toffs and literary people. For what? His storylines were crap. His form of english was just the way people talked back then. Its not like he invented it. Its no more sophisticated than todays english with slang. Language evolves so ponces stop living in the past. If Shakespeare was alive today his talents would be employed by the Hallmark channel writing cheap budget murder mysteries shown at 1.30pm. Either that or a script writer for Diagnosis Murder.

The same can be said for the Beatles and many popular contemporary artists.

Shakespeare sold out the Globe regularly, and the themes of death, betrayal and lust in his work are still evident in modern day film.

No offence but its not as if shakespeare had any competition back then.