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Robbie Keane
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    Posted: 26 Oct 2007 at 9:35am
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, WHILE IT IS IN FLIGHT you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had ACTUALLY BEEN THROWN it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

So simple!!! Now you can join in the pub conversations !

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2007 at 9:42am
just sent it on to the missus there, good stuff freewheeler.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2007 at 8:25pm

freewheeler - can you amend the title of the thread to include the following:

"and yanks"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Oct 2007 at 9:04am
Hey now BB... I understand the offsides rule. Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2007 at 7:54pm
brilliant
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