Offside explained for birds....
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Topic: Offside explained for birds....
Posted By: FREEWHEELER
Subject: Offside explained for birds....
Date Posted: 26 Oct 2007 at 9:35am
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You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, WHILE IT IS IN FLIGHT you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had ACTUALLY BEEN THROWN it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper. So simple!!! Now you can join in the pub conversations ! ------------- We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups..... |
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Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 26 Oct 2007 at 9:42am
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just sent it on to the missus there, good stuff freewheeler. ------------- 
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Posted By: billybunter
Date Posted: 26 Oct 2007 at 8:25pm
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freewheeler - can you amend the title of the thread to include the following: "and yanks" |
Posted By: The_Yank
Date Posted: 29 Oct 2007 at 9:04am
Hey now BB... I understand the offsides rule. 
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Posted By: darmurt
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2007 at 7:54pm
| brilliant |