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TioPepe
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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 at 3:08pm |
When you rate a wedding.
A free bar, and constant top of Moet champagne is expected to give it a good review when asked how was the wedding.
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DUBLIN DOC
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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 at 3:11pm |
TioPepe wrote:
When you rate a wedding.
A free bar, and constant top of Moet champagne is expected to give it a good review when asked how was the wedding. |
Would you turn up in your Range Rover and in your pilots suit to impress the gals wing commander
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TioPepe
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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 at 3:14pm |
DUBLIN DOC wrote:
TioPepe wrote:
When you rate a wedding.
A free bar, and constant top of Moet champagne is expected to give it a good review when asked how was the wedding. | Would you turn up in your Range Rover and in your pilots suit to impress the gals wing commander |
I don't get it?
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bhob
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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 at 3:21pm |
Gonna have free booze at my wedding but it won't be in a hotel so gonna spend the next year or so getting the spirits and wine together. Weddings are expensive enough for guests as it is.
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PhilliyK
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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 at 3:23pm |
TioPepe wrote:
DUBLIN DOC wrote:
TioPepe wrote:
When you rate a wedding.
A free bar, and constant top of Moet champagne is expected to give it a good review when asked how was the wedding. | Would you turn up in your Range Rover and in your pilots suit to impress the gals wing commander |
I don't get it? |
Neither you would in person or while you are pretending to be someone else...
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TioPepe
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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 at 3:44pm |
PhilliyK wrote:
TioPepe wrote:
DUBLIN DOC wrote:
TioPepe wrote:
When you rate a wedding.
A free bar, and constant top of Moet champagne is expected to give it a good review when asked how was the wedding. | Would you turn up in your Range Rover and in your pilots suit to impress the gals wing commander |
I don't get it? |
Neither you would in person or while you are pretending to be someone else... |
The grammar in that sentence, I don't know were to begin. I'm not sure who you believe I am, I'm the TioPepe!
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FrankosHereNow
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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 at 3:48pm |
TioPepe wrote:
PhilliyK wrote:
TioPepe wrote:
DUBLIN DOC wrote:
TioPepe wrote:
When you rate a wedding.
A free bar, and constant top of Moet champagne is expected to give it a good review when asked how was the wedding. | Would you turn up in your Range Rover and in your pilots suit to impress the gals wing commander |
I don't get it? |
Neither you would in person or while you are pretending to be someone else... |
The grammar in that sentence, I don't know were to begin. I'm not sure who you believe I am, I'm the TioPepe! |
You could begin with "I don't know w(h)ere to begin".
Edited by FrankosHereNow - 24 Sep 2017 at 3:48pm
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horsebox
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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 at 4:20pm |
bhob wrote:
Gonna have free booze at my wedding but it won't be in a hotel so gonna spend the next year or so getting the spirits and wine together. Weddings are expensive enough for guests as it is. | Where will you have it then?
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Newryrep
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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 at 4:58pm |
Baldrick wrote:
Newryrep wrote:
rossieman wrote:
Het-field wrote:
Cash bar at wedding. Discuss. |
A wedding in Ireland should be cash bar only.Give a round or 3 free if you want.
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is the correct answer - free bar - recipe for disaster more money than sense Mate got married in Aberdeen - 4 of us at the wedding and 2 of them were the bride and groom |
And you still didn't buy a round :) | Bought the whole wedding party a drink - cost me under a tenner
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bhob
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Posted: 24 Sep 2017 at 6:13pm |
horsebox wrote:
bhob wrote:
Gonna have free booze at my wedding but it won't be in a hotel so gonna spend the next year or so getting the spirits and wine together. Weddings are expensive enough for guests as it is. |
Where will you have it then?
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Location still to be decided. Probably in a field
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GoneToShowgies
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Posted: 13 Oct 2017 at 4:04pm |
Just back from a good mates wedding in Portugal. Loads of free booze all day, good food and good band. Stayed in a villa with some mates so accommodation wasn't that expensive. How much would ya say in a card?
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Het-field
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Posted: 13 Oct 2017 at 4:14pm |
Destination Weddings mean that you don't have to give a dime. But if you wish to give something the amount is up to you.
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Posted: 13 Oct 2017 at 4:22pm |
Het-field wrote:
Destination Weddings mean that you don't have to give a dime. But if you wish to give something the amount is up to you. |
who makes up these rules ? Sure you dont have to give a dime at any wedding if you really dont want to,what are the couple gonna do ?
send around a debt collector.
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Posted: 13 Oct 2017 at 4:57pm |
Etiquette is etiquette. Custom and practice is key. You don't have to give a present at all. That is very true. But with destination weddings as the guest has paid for flights and accommodation, and taken days off work it reduces the need further.
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Posted: 13 Oct 2017 at 5:31pm |
GoneToShowgies wrote:
Just back from a good mates wedding in Portugal. Loads of free booze all day, good food and good band. Stayed in a villa with some mates so accommodation wasn't that expensive. How much would ya say in a card? | If it’s a good mate as you said, and there was loads of free booze well then you’d probably stick €100 in the card.
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Posted: 21 Mar 2018 at 3:49pm |
DUBLIN DOC wrote:
I know there is a lot of non believers in me out there but this is gospel, i was going out with a girl for 6 and a half years, but we broke up over a little indescresion that i had when she went to Australia for a family members wedding, which i had refused to splash the cash to go to for 3 weeks (fck that 3 weeks with the lads on the piss seemed a great idea to me). Anyway out on the lash with the lads and this other wan starts chatting to me, seemed a nice enough girl at the start of the night so thought nothing of it but coming to closing time she appears over again and asks me where i was going next to which i said home, but i told her the lads were going on to a club and 1 of the lads fancied her but she batted that away and said would i walk her home so with a nice few drinks on board i said yeah, anyway 1 thing led to another and she was dropping her drawers for a few meetings we had over the 3 weeks ( i made this okay in my head by thinking the the mot in Australia would be doing the same probably )
Anyway unbeknownst to me one of the mates had a friend of his with him on the night yer wan first emerged and the dirty coont told his sister who turned out to know my mot and of course been a nosey coont she asked the mot had we broken up when she got back from Australia because i had not gone, to which the mot said no, and of course the nosey coont followed up with (yes you got it) Oh when i seen him with ***** ******* i though you's were finished, well you's know the rest and nothing was going to fix it.
Forward on 4 years and out 1 night with a girl we bump into the ex with her new fella and got talking for about half an hour and something in me head was saying i know yer man from somewhere so i asked the ex and lo an behold it was only the fcker that had been in our company on the night i met the bird in the pub the coont that squelt to his sister the dirty coont, anyway the ex starts getting a bit soppy and asks would it be okay if we meet up to have a chat well i'm a free spirt and say yes, so to cut a long story short we meet over a couple of drinks and i get the feeling there is still something there between us but she tells me your man asked to to marry him and what did i think, i just said sure if you are happy why not and if you are not say no, have to say i got out of there and was quiet sad that i had fcked all this up as i knew by the way i felt that i still was mad about her.
After numerous phone calls and not having the balls to tell her how i felt and her not willing to do the same the date was approaching for the wedding and an invitation was giving to me but just for myself no plus 1, the girl i was knocking off at the time was not impressed but she did not know the extent of the link between us, she said to me you are not going to a wedding without me and i agreed (did not think i would be able to stomach it anyway, watching the girl i wanted but fcked it all up) anyway 2 days before the wedding i was due to go to a party with the mot and pulled the oul i am dying sick with the flu, sher go with your mates it will be grand i said as i decided to plot going to the wedding.
So anyway day of the wedding and i am still will i wont i, so say fck it a day out i will know most there and they will know me sure what could go wrong, proceed to the church and am welcomed with open arms by most of her family, i got on really well with them anyway especially her brothers who were sound and her sisters who were good craic, sure we used to babysit their kids (many's a good night had in their houses when the kids had gone asleep ) so we proceeded to the hollybrook hotel for the festivities and after the dinner and all the usual shoite speeches in which the coonts groomsman made a passing remark in which i was mentioned and got a good laugh from his half of the room, one of the ex's brothers said to me are you going to let him get away with that, i did not know what to say never mid what to do i just wanted to leave but i was convinced to stay, anyway i was making my way back from the jacks to the bar when the ex called me in the hallway to talk to me and was trying to apologise for the w**ker putting shoite like that in the speech (i wont lie i felt the tears welling up in my eyes as i looked ah her standing there and thinking that it should be me in the room sitting at the top table in my wedding suit but i just held them back but she could see i was hurting) she took me by the hand and we walked to the reception area and had a heart to heart and i let her know how i felt but wished her all the very best in marriage but she said why did i not do this before hand i was sad that i had said this now but she would not let it go, so i had to say what was bugging me about the incident back those years ago and how that sneaky coont had wormed his way to her by fckin squealing on me and then moving in for the kill (would probably do it myself if i liked the girl enough ) the coont was now coming out to the reception area with a couple of his gobshoites to ask what was going on and what i was at so i said just having a chat with a very good friend and she backed me up to which he replied well everyone is waiting on her and she should get back in the room, she said she would be a few minutes as we were not finished talking and sent him on his way to my glee her brother had come out to make sure nothing physical was going to happen "ahem" as he said to me you should have clocked the coont, the sneaky coont certainly was not a family favourite the brother said to us to take our time. Next thing i know we are walking upstairs holding hands and i find myself standing at her door with lips locking horns, enter the room and straight onto the bed jaysus some job banging a bird in a wedding dress and her not wanting to get "anything on it" it was a great ride fairly quick but great we headed back to the reception area about 15 after the event where she proceeded to walk back intothe room and i just hung back and all i could see was her brother standing there looking at me with a big smirk on his face and then saying "i meant get the fcking groomsman back not the fckin groom but sure fck it he is a coont too " we just laughed and wandered back in, i had a huge smile on my face everytime i looked at the smug coont kissing his bride knowing where my cock had been just a short time earlier
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Roberto Baggio
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Posted: 21 Mar 2018 at 3:52pm |
An anti-climax for PaulB when he realises it was YBIGs finest fairy tale creator Doc with the post in question.
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Posted: 21 Mar 2018 at 3:53pm |
That's the one Dublin doc. that sex stories thread made me thought of it. Bob Hoskins had my head mangled when he told me it was in the dreams thread. Spent a while looking for it there. Cheers
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