Office Dares...Old But Funny

ONE-POINT DARE
> 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
>
> 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and
> grimace.
>
> 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry,
I
> really prefer it this way".
>
> 4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
>
> 5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.
>
> 6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
> pretend it wasn't you.
>
> 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
>
> 8. Don't use any punctuation.
>
> 9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
>
> 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
>
>
> THREE-POINT DARES
> 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
> double-barrelled fingers.
>
> 2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
>
> 3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
>
> 4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
>
> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
his
> or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>
> 6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's
> happened again!". Then do it again.
>
> 7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink
> and pout.
>
> 8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
> pornography web sites.
>
>
> FIVE-POINT DARES
> 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
> conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
> actually launch into it yourself).
>
> 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
> growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
>
> 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
>
> 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number
> two".
>
> 5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake
> conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
>
> 6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in:
> "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
>
> 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
> mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
>
> 8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness,
> I'll never go hungry again!"
>
> 9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: Do you
hear
> that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
>
> 10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each
> biscuit with your fist.
>
> 11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
>
> 12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>
> 13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
>
> 14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a swastika.
>
> 15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough
> embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see
you
> tonight"
 

its kind of sad when your boss uses No 1 of the 3 point dares on you. Sometimes It feels like I work for Wernham Hogg