Office Dares...Old But Funny
Printed From: You Boys in Green
Category: Other Forums
Forum Name: Whatever!
Forum Description: Anything else going on
URL: https://forum.ybig.ie/forum_posts.asp?TID=825
Printed Date: 07 May 2024 at 2:53pm
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 12.00 - http://www.webwizforums.com
Topic: Office Dares...Old But Funny
Posted By: erimus
Subject: Office Dares...Old But Funny
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2007 at 9:07am
|
ONE-POINT DARE > 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. > > 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and > grimace. > > 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I > really prefer it this way". > > 4. Walk sideways to the photocopier. > > 5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. > > 6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and > pretend it wasn't you. > > 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." > > 8. Don't use any punctuation. > > 9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh. > > 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. > > > THREE-POINT DARES > 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with > double-barrelled fingers. > > 2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. > > 3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. > > 4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''. > > 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his > or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > > 6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's > happened again!". Then do it again. > > 7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink > and pout. > > 8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any > pornography web sites. > > > FIVE-POINT DARES > 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to > conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you > actually launch into it yourself). > > 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with > growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. > > 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave". > > 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number > two". > > 5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake > conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''. > > 6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: > "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour. > > 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and > mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" > > 8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, > I'll never go hungry again!" > > 9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: Do you hear > that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." > > 10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each > biscuit with your fist. > > 11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. > > 12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > > 13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. > > 14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a swastika. > > 15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough > embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you > tonight" ------------- This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano ROLL ON 2016 |
Replies:
Posted By: gouldinho
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2007 at 9:19am
|
I do no1 for the 1 pointers every morning.The most you get out of me is ugh. and i did a lot of no3 today because im wearing my russell brand jeans and the fly keeps falling down |
Posted By: Percy
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2007 at 4:23pm
|
its kind of sad when your boss uses No 1 of the 3 point dares on you. Sometimes It feels like I work for Wernham Hogg
------------- MERRY CHRISTMAS  @IrishPercy |