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Roy Keane

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Joined: 23 May 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10372

Topic: Thursday Laugh
Posted: 10 Jul 2008 at 8:49am

Any one got any jokes/funny stuff.

could do with a laugh.

hears mine

10 things in golf that sound dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again

erimus

Roy Keane

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Location: North Kildare
Status: Offline
Points: 11399

Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 5:00am

The Count Went to the Zoo yesterday

and the keeper said to him
"The gorilla is on heat Count and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for �500"
Count replied "I will on 3 conditions.

1. No kissing

2. My family must never find out

and 3.

I'll need a couple of days to get the cash together"

Edited by erimus - 11 Jul 2008 at 5:01am

This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano

ROLL ON 2016

greenarmy

Liam Brady

Joined: 06 Sep 2007
Location: Kildare
Status: Offline
Points: 2654

Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 5:12am

A blonde gets a job as a teacher.

She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are
running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to
him.

'You ok?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says.

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

''Why?' says the blonde.

The boy says:

'Because I am the f*cking goalie'

greenarmy

Liam Brady

Joined: 06 Sep 2007
Location: Kildare
Status: Offline
Points: 2654

Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 5:14am

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky."

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

erimus

Roy Keane

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Location: North Kildare
Status: Offline
Points: 11399

Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 6:26am

What's black and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre.

This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano

ROLL ON 2016

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