1. No kissing

2. My family must never find out

and 3.











































I'll need a couple of days to get the cash together"

A blonde gets a job as a teacher.

She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are
running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to
him.

'You ok?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says.

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

''Why?' says the blonde.

The boy says:

'Because I am the f*cking goalie'

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky."

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dr Dre.

 

What do you The Count with his cock in an exhaust pipe?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

an enginequeer