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Gary McKay 
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Yo Adrian Joined: 21 Jul 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 13816 |
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 Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 2:58pm |
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Banjo string is the medical name for it. |
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"Smalling and Jones.... have the potential to be the PL’s best ever pairing in my opinion." - SlurAlex
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OohAah...
Ray Houghton
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 3:18pm |
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 Ill write a post now on the things I didnt know thread |
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Gary McKay
Roy Keane
Yo Adrian Joined: 21 Jul 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 13816 |
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 3:20pm |
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It's actually called the Frenulum. |
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane
Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Online Points: 22173 |
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 3:23pm |
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We were all teenagers between 16-18 |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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FREEWHEELER
Robbie Keane
sPICE UP YOUR LIFE Gwan MONROY Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 24595 |
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 3:23pm |
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Frenulum, WTF? Did you look that up?
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We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....
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SuperDave84
Robbie Keane
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 3:30pm |
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There's a frenulum between your top lip and front teeth. It's that tendon that holds things in place.
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SimonCox
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 4:38pm |
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So the first story of the foreskin injury prompted you to ask for more stories, but the second story about foreskin injury was too much? Even though the first involved a 17 year old bird being rode up the arse?
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MC Hammered
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 5:15pm |
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Yeah I had this exact thing happen to me. I went in dry and felt a sharp pain similar to a severe paper cut in my flute, but as a testosterone filled young lad who had been on the wrong end of manys a sex drought, that wasn't going to stop me. I powered on through for a while until things got so messy that I hopped up and turned on the bedroom light to be greeted by the unwelcome sight of blood spurting out the side of my bell end in time with my pulse. On the bright side, that's a great way to lose a boner which helped stem the outflow. The negative was that tear was bad enough that every time I was on the horn over the coming week or so, the bleeding would start again. The doctor said that I should avoid sex (not difficult), pedaling (virtually impossible) and getting hard (laughable) until the wound healed. Best of luck to any 18 year old trying desperately not to get a rise in their jocks over several days when a decent gust of wind would normally set them off. I was still vandalizing the purple headed hooligan relentlessly and over mundane things like seeing a teachers bra through their top at this point in my life so it was incredibly stressful experience. I did learn the value of investing in at least some amount of foreplay though.
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El Puto Amo
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Robbie Keane
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 6:40pm |
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I draw the line at a gushing foreskin.
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We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 6:53pm |
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And if so what did you type in to Google?
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The Huntacha
Roy Keane
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 10:47pm |
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Beginning to understand where your forum name came from. Jaysus MCH I'd say that was rough going until it healed
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Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic."
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Gary McKay
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I just typed in 'banjo string' Seriously, look it up ; If you are a musician who is having problems with their banjo – I’m sorry but you’ve landed on the wrong page. The banjo strings we are talking about do not refer to the musical variety but the penis variety. If you’re a man and you’ve ever torn your banjo string then you will definitely know what it is. But, for the uninitiated, the proper term is the frenulum and it is a small bit of skin found on the underside of the penis, between the foreskin and the shaft.
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Posted: 28 Mar 2018 at 12:47am |
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This thread - Andy wtf
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eire32
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Subscribed to tinder plus a few years ago,decided to search Scottish city’s for the craic! got lucky and met up with a big bird (20 + stone) from north east Scotland 😎
Anyway before the fun begin we went to burgerking, I was a little disappointed by this personally as I wanted something deep fried.. she got her supersize meal, and strangely enough another burger on the side(she was a tank to be fair) that she was keeping for later!! Turns out she was on the blob but after spending a few hundred 100 quid to get to the arsehole of Scotland and on hotel we went at it anyway Job done after 30 seconds  €15 a second I sayShe didn’t mind she got up had her burger that she purchased earlier and went to sleep! Funday
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LO SCIENZIATO
Liam Brady
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Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 11:08am |
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Eire32 is back |
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane
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Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 11:23am |
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Long live the king
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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Lostandfound
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30 seconds? Ffs. Edited by Lostandfound - 22 Oct 2018 at 11:45am |
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Paul McGrath 
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Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 11:51am |
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Just had a read through the thread. Still shocked at Johnner being raped
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