pre Madonna wrote: Thinking someone is a xxxx isn't the same as being wound up. It amuses me, just not as intended.

So, I make an entirely unexceptional post, not directed at you or anyone else and it's already evoked 4 (FOUR) replies from you, each one adding precisely nothing to the previous one.

Of course you can claim that you're not wound up, merely "amused", but really? The same tired old lines, repeated virtually every time you reply to me?

If you're going to troll, at least try to come up with some new material now and again.

Have ya not seen my post count? By the same token, this must have wound you up, but I doubt even someone who takes life as seriously as you would be wound up by a football forum. Maybe I am giving you too much credit. You can imagine an emoji here, if it helps.

Your post wasn't exceptional...by  your standards! For anyone else, sticking in a bit of an article in a font five sizes roo big would be exceptional. You can just say the point of it without Wikipedia, huge chunks of BBC Sport articles, images, videos, emojis, italics, emboldened etc. 

The same old tired lines are a reference to your posts always being the same and often don't even manage to fit in to the forum. It is a skill to take a post saying a footballer is injured and turning into an eye test. It was both amusing and worthy of comment, or at least I felt so.

pre Madonna wrote: You could just not cut and paste,  especially when it is unnecessary; but please, continue, for when the whimsy takes me it amuses me to point it out! I just find the efforts you go to to post remarkable. I fully expect to see a post in 'comic sans' some day.

And another one...

It's a good job you get up early:  "So much trolling to do, so little time..."