A list of asterisks over Liverpool's league title |
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sid waddell
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Posted: 18 Jan 2020 at 5:28pm |
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Nothing will drive Liverpool supporters more insane than non-Liverpool supporters coming up with reasons to not recognise their Premier League title victory as legitimate
Oh, it will totally drive them nuts and make them tear their hair out, and this way, supporters of other teams will actually have the REAL victory and Liverpool supporters will be totally butt hurt, which I think is the term of choice of alt-right INTERNET trolls So, let's try and list all those reasons that Liverpool's title is illegitimate: i) VAR - I mean, just look at their name LiVARpool, like totes lolzers - that'll kill them ii) The poor standard of the league - no good teams in it at all - not one - Manchester City had the real victory today because they deliberately didn't win just so they could say they weren't a good team and make Liverpool supporters tear their hair out - an ingenious plan on City's part iii) Manipulation of spending figures - I'm sure there has to be a way to make out Liverpool spent more thn Manchester City and have only won the league because they have the most money iv) Em, something about the Orange Order? Any other ideas? |
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Klopp is a member of the masons
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doherty
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Allegedly
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heighway2heaven
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Don't forget that Liverpool haven't had any injuries yet this season. NO INJURIES AT ALL.
This also means that because Liverpool haven't had ANY INJURIES AT ALL, they therefore by default, must ALL BE ON STEROIDS. #taintedtitle |
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t_rAndy
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they should have been docked points for spying on city
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Roberto Baggio
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What an odd thread
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Drumcondra 69er
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Odd poster, to be fair. Has his humorous moments though, also to be fair.
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sid waddell
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Liverpool playing in all red is an unfair advantage
No wonder Vincent Tan changed Cardiff's colours He knew
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newrynyuk
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CLUTCH THOSE STRAWS TIGHTLY!!! |
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Roberto Baggio
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***Lifelong Liverpool fan and ex player Conor Coady slips to let Firmino score a late winner and then laughs about it after
Edited by Roberto Baggio - 23 Jan 2020 at 10:09pm |
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sid waddell
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The ridiculous amount of late winners
If matches lasted 80 minutes rather than 90, Liverpool's position wouldn't be nearly as good
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Mulvanystrasse
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Liverpool FC have completely disrespected the FA cup by playing the kids. Klopp has doubled down and given the stink finger to FA by not even showing up for the game last night.
Doesn’t Klopp know that the FA cup is the greatest knockout competition in the history of the world? Unlike Germany’s DFB Pokal where almost every team plays their strongest team, the games are almost all sold out, all the rounds bar one are mid-week and settled on the night, the lower division team gets home advantage and therefore gets the gate receipts on the opening weekend round of games, the cup final is held in the magnificent olympic stadium in Berlin and TV coverage is wall to wall on cup final Saturday. What would Klopp know about great domestic cup competitions?
Edited by Mulvanystrasse - 05 Feb 2020 at 3:28pm |
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sid waddell
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Manchester City are leading the expected goals league table.
Time to change football so xG is what counts, not actual goals! |
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Roberto Baggio
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Funny that the main contributors to this thread were the same people crying about City players being on drugs or having asterix's on their title win last season because they'd spent too much money.
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pre Madonna
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You have some Gaul!
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Cabra Hoop
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Touche
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" BFC always gives me a laugh........ "
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sid waddell
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Roberto Baggio shouldn't let Laporte hit him on the arse on his way out of this thread.
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pre Madonna
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A genuine one now...
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