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Players with a big blob of Vicks on the front of their shirt 
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Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

Players with a big blob of Vicks on the front of their shirt 


The Robbie Fowler nose plaster thing
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Policemen as stewards

Big tongue boots

Players having to tuck their shirt in

Dug outs

An outfield player going in goals

An all male tv panel and presenters

Formal football tv broadcasts with no 'bantz'

The sports news saying ''if you don't want to know the score look away now'

The term ''cross channel results'' on RTE

30 min delayed coverage of English football league games

Chants such as ''here we go'' and ''come on you reds''

Players having no room to take corner kicks and having to start their run up on the gravel track and then run while stepping up onto the pitch just before kicking the ball




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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Policemen as stewards

Big tongue boots

Players having to tuck their shirt in

Dug outs

An outfield player going in goals

An all male tv panel and presenters

Formal football tv broadcasts with no 'bantz'

The sports news saying ''if you don't want to know the score look away now'

The term ''cross channel results'' on RTE

30 min delayed coverage of English football league games

Chants such as ''here we go'' and ''come on you reds''

Players having no room to take corner kicks and having to start their run up on the gravel track and then run while stepping up onto the pitch just before kicking the ball






They still do it on RTE
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Players placing the ball inside the quadrant to take a corner.
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International teams playing in their true colours instead of one colour kits from top to bottom e.g. Germany in all white, Holland in all orange.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lassassinblanc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Dec 2022 at 11:41am
Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

SOCCER AM Soccerette

Stopped years ago due it being deemed sexist which it truly was 
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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

SOCCER AM Soccerette

Stopped years ago due it being deemed sexist which it truly was 
How old are you?

Eighteen

WHAT A GREAT AGE


- it didn't age well alright
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Was going to type well worked free kicks until Crotia scored from a lovely little routine.  
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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Was going to type well worked free kicks until Crotia scored from a lovely little routine.  

True it’s been a week since we last seen a well worked free kick routine with the Netherlands goal against Argentina.
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Originally posted by BrendanD88 BrendanD88 wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Was going to type well worked free kicks until Crotia scored from a lovely little routine.  

True it’s been a week since we last seen a well worked free kick routine with the Netherlands goal against Argentina.
A lot can happen in 7 days! 
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Originally posted by Shedite Shedite wrote:

Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

SOCCER AM Soccerette

Stopped years ago due it being deemed sexist which it truly was 
How old are you?

Eighteen

WHAT A GREAT AGE


- it didn't age well alright
Have you got a boyfriend?

....Yes, we're together 4 years

IT'LL NEVER LAST


Edited by SeaSharp - 17 Dec 2022 at 4:01pm
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Isn't there a huge movie franchise that's grossed millions of dollars starring Channing Tatum and a bunch of his mates stripping and gyrating to scores of leering women throwing money and knickers at them? 
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Christmas games in the snow with the pink tango
It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".

Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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Dribblers.  Players who can take on 3 or 4 players and score a goal.

Wingers.  Up the touch line whipping in crosses time after time.

Hard men.  Dirty players with f**k all skill who just hack players e.g. Vince Jones
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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Dribblers. Players who can take on 3 or 4 players and score a goal.

Wingers. Up the touch line whipping in crosses time after time.

Hard men. Dirty players with f**k all skill who just hack players e.g. Vince Jones
Long range screamers from 30 yards out. Nowadays, any long(ish) range shots are usually placed shots from barely 20 yards out. 
The nation holds it's breath...YES, WE'RE THERE!!!
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