How much do you stick in a wedding card?

Roberto Baggio wrote: An anti-climax for PaulB when he realises it was YBIGs finest fairy tale creator Doc with the post in question.

Ah don’t worry ruprek your life will not always be so boring that’s if you can drag yourself away from the computer for a while, I’d say you and gd would be great on jury duty

For someone who is a non believer you really do love reading my truths, but just for you, I met her on a New Year’s Day after been on the batter all day in temple bar but had no money left she said we should go for something to eat and then get a taxi to her apartment , when we got to her place her flat mate was there good looking bird with a decent pair of tits, anyway into the quare wans room and started going at it like a rat up a drain pipe, she had me at all angles so at about 5 in the morning I came clean (no pun) and said I had no money and was going home she asked would we be seeing each other again and I said yes so she gave me 50 euro for the taxi and a couple of drinks the next day and said she would call me the rest is history

Roberto Baggio wrote: DUBLIN DOC wrote: For someone who is a non believer you really do love reading my truths, but just for you, I met her on a New Year’s Day after been on the batter all day in temple bar but had no money left she said we should go for something to eat and then get a taxi to her apartment , when we got to her place her flat mate was there good looking bird with a decent pair of tits, anyway into the quare wans room and started going at it like a rat up a drain pipe, she had me at all angles so at about 5 in the morning I came clean (no pun) and said I had no money and was going home she asked would we be seeing each other again and I said yes so she gave me 50 euro for the taxi and a couple of drinks the next day and said she would call me the rest is history    That's your most believable story yet

Bob Hoskins wrote: PaulB wrote: That's the one Dublin doc. that sex stories thread made me thought of it. Bob Hoskins had my head mangled when he told me it was in the dreams thread. Spent a while looking for it there.   Cheers  sorry thought you'd understand the joke

Green Devil wrote: DUBLIN DOC wrote: For someone who is a non believer you really do love reading my truths, but just for you, I met her on a New Year’s Day after been on the batter all day in temple bar but had no money left she said we should go for something to eat and then get a taxi to her apartment , when we got to her place her flat mate was there good looking bird with a decent pair of tits, anyway into the quare wans room and started going at it like a rat up a drain pipe, she had me at all angles so at about 5 in the morning I came clean (no pun) and said I had no money and was going home she asked would we be seeing each other again and I said yes so she gave me 50 euro for the taxi and a couple of drinks the next day and said she would call me the rest is history I'd say you'd make IrishMuff look like Jordan Belfort on a night out.

bhob wrote: Green Devil wrote: DUBLIN DOC wrote: For someone who is a non believer you really do love reading my truths, but just for you, I met her on a New Year’s Day after been on the batter all day in temple bar but had no money left she said we should go for something to eat and then get a taxi to her apartment , when we got to her place her flat mate was there good looking bird with a decent pair of tits, anyway into the quare wans room and started going at it like a rat up a drain pipe, she had me at all angles so at about 5 in the morning I came clean (no pun) and said I had no money and was going home she asked would we be seeing each other again and I said yes so she gave me 50 euro for the taxi and a couple of drinks the next day and said she would call me the rest is history I'd say you'd make IrishMuff look like Jordan Belfort on a night out.  Woosh  Have a look at the funny sex stories thread

what a gobshoite jumps in with both feet every time he sees my posts, strange from someone always crying for the ignore button go figure, good job I operate the catch and release method

Ohh that really told me, and release, here kitty kitty kitty

He just can’t get enough he just can’t get enough, don’t even need bait now, ‘‘tis true what they say about fish little to no brains wha gd

nearly bit the quare wans flap there, think you might need to reread all your replies to me to see who is been abusive, and I am afraid that if I ever seen your face I would be unable to stop myself from bait in some sense into it with my cock