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drog addict
Jack Charlton Castleknocker Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Location: Sunnyvale Status: Offline Points: 6821 |
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When i first heard this i remember saying that you couldn't make this sh*t up but obviously somebody did. |
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Chips don't bounce
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zizu Kilbane
Jack Charlton Joined: 23 Oct 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 8369 |
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A few crackers here. In all seriousness it's more of a dialect then a language. |
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"Sometimes, sh*t happens, someone's gotta deal with it, and who ya gonna call?"
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pre Madonna
Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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I don't know why but 'fash', 'watter' and 'banes'just cracked me up, it even looks aggressive written down.
Chookie shank too. There are clearly interesting historical reasons for some words and then there is obviously some mad sheep botherer outside Ballymena making up words and terms like 'chookie shank' to try and get this madness passed off as a language.
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d13dave
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Build the Wall instantly! Strange people up there.
Bairn fluterer made me do a genuine LOL. The Masons apron hahahah. Ulster Scots what a load of nonsense. Bomb Ayrshire and the Ards Peninsula
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Hickster74
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If themmuns hae one, ussuns hae ta hae one. |
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drog addict
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You could make this all up in your own dialect no matter where you are from, dublin and cork easily. Someone give it a lash. Edited by drog addict - 27 Apr 2017 at 11:33am |
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Chips don't bounce
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39884 |
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Gimme a sassitch and banes Sammy and a tinnae Coke
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Grubar
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It's a language that only the chip bloated can understand ....there's an interpreter service available in cardiac and stroke units.
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d13dave
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Chicken Goujons.....Chookie Good yins
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d13dave
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a brisselt chooky collop in a bap ah come of it
surely this is the work of some lads after a nights smoking session. not having this as a dialect or a language.
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39884 |
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Get tae fuk. Ore kulchure and langwage is jen urine ye durty taig
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Sam f**ker huz mud aal that sh*te up...thurs nae chookie good yins on the menye in the chup shap whur I cum frae....sum ****'s tryin tae make us luk bakkward
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Grubar
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f**kit...me no bin ibel tae spel rite disney halp...I shud hae süd BAAKWERD...taakin and ritin rite zno zeezy it luks..G.A.W.A 'n' f**k yirsil!..up the CHOOKS!
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SuperDave84
Robbie Keane ooh Thomas, how could you do this to me! Joined: 26 Aug 2011 Location: Far Fungannon Status: Offline Points: 21384 |
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A'll bait yer wains inta thon shough i' tha' dun howl thar whisht.
Translates as: I will beat your children into that ditch if they don't keep quiet. |
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39884 |
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Wee dafties? |
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Well at least they're up front about their bigotry - sticking that into their useful phrases website
Edited by Bob Hoskins - 04 May 2017 at 6:15pm |
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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Saipan Judas
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Is chookie ar lá on the menu?
Is it fack. Nae surrender! |
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