Ye Olde Ulster-Scots Thread
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Topic: Ye Olde Ulster-Scots Thread
Posted By: Trap junior
Subject: Ye Olde Ulster-Scots Thread
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 5:48pm
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Wat ye tink boot de Olshter Scats den? Ye speek it pal? I teech it to ma bairns as want dem ta be multilingual lake. Ye boys all fenians heer? Naybady spake Olshter Scats yon south I faynd. Dats coz yeer al papist bastayrds. Ye holy fooks. Me and ma bairns dinnae gave a sh*t boot yon south. Aye luv tae morch if yinnay whatae meen. Ma pals bangs de drums. Let de feens knoe we are dare superior lake. Aye seen Orlene Faster went tae see some feen language skool taday. Fackin traytor. Its ore Olshter Scats dats a praper language nat dat taig tongue. Let me know wat ye taigs tink boot dat. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
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Posted By: FrankosHereNow
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 5:50pm
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Muff will be all over this. ------------- YBIG Quiz Champion 2016, 2017 & 2018. As You Were Three in a row |
Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 6:47pm
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Isn't the word for vacuum cleaner in Ulster- Scots a 'suckerupper', this was told to me by a fella in the pub and I have no interest in verifying it, I really want it to be true. It may be the Ulster-Scots verion of 'popty ping' which, unfortunately, is not the Welsh word for microwave. ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: Newryrep
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 7:04pm
Sounds make uppy ( a bit like the language ) ------------- 'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
pre Madonna wrote:Posted By: armahibee
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 7:13pm
I thought Hoover was flure sucker in Ulster Scots but I don't know any native speakers  to clarify
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Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 7:17pm
I think that might be even better! ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: GB 1HughJarse
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 7:59pm
Scats
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Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 8:00pm
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I forgot to point out the obvious one TJ, Tonyjaa is fluent in Ulster-Scots! ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 9:39pm
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Olshter Scats is nat a makey uppy speek ma wee pals. Its pure jenuine. Shure have a gawk at dis wee here jenuine internet paige fa examples hay tae speek ore linguage der. http://northantrimulsterscots.blogspot.ie/2010/05/useful-phrases.html" rel="nofollow - http://northantrimulsterscots.blogspot.ie/2010/05/useful-phrases.html ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 9:43pm
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Ulster Scots word for 'retard'= 'a wee daftie' ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Newryrep
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 10:53pm
no its not ------------- 'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 11:04pm
Wat is it den? Aim a scholar da Olshter Scats. Cordin ta ma research "a wee daftie" = 'special needs child' in ma language ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 11:06pm
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Isn't it just Scots lang for a person who is daft? Most of what I have read of it is somewhere between Robbie Burns and Irvine Welsh, though rarely of the same quality! Your man Tim McGarry, the annoying comedian from 'Give My Head Peace' and the 'Blame Game' did a show on it last year, it was as much about the ,ahem, cultural links as the language itself and was pretty decent. He is actually a lot more likeable when not forcing himself to be funny, it is worth trying to track down online if you are even remotely interested. ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: Newryrep
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 11:19pm
Don't know and don't care there is enough ammo to take the piss outa Ulster Scots without people (not you) making stuff up ------------- 'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2017 at 11:24pm
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"Wee dafty wains" also acceptad ma feen pal ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 12:49am
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Bairn fluterer - peado ------------- Chips don't bounce |
Posted By: bogball88
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 9:21am
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Who let Nelson McCausland on this forum? |
Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 9:40am
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Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 10:11am
When i first heard this i remember saying that you couldn't make this sh*t up but obviously somebody did. ------------- Chips don't bounce |
Posted By: zizu Kilbane
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 10:19am
 A few crackers here. In all seriousness it's more of a dialect then a language. ------------- "Sometimes, sh*t happens, someone's gotta deal with it, and who ya gonna call?" |
Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 10:46am
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I don't know why but 'fash', 'watter' and 'banes'just cracked me up, it even looks aggressive written down. Chookie shank too. There are clearly interesting historical reasons for some words and then there is obviously some mad sheep botherer outside Ballymena making up words and terms like 'chookie shank' to try and get this madness passed off as a language. ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: d13dave
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 11:02am
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Build the Wall instantly! Strange people up there. Bairn fluterer made me do a genuine LOL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjp1WFdrW8A" rel="nofollow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjp1WFdrW8A The Masons apron hahahah. Ulster Scots what a load of nonsense. Bomb Ayrshire and the Ards Peninsula
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Posted By: Hickster74
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 11:05am
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If themmuns hae one, ussuns hae ta hae one. |
Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 11:32am
You could make this all up in your own dialect no matter where you are from, dublin and cork easily. Someone give it a lash. ------------- Chips don't bounce |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2017 at 11:46am
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Gimme a sassitch and banes Sammy and a tinnae Coke ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Grubar
Date Posted: 01 May 2017 at 10:34pm
| It's a language that only the chip bloated can understand ....there's an interpreter service available in cardiac and stroke units. |
Posted By: d13dave
Date Posted: 01 May 2017 at 11:01pm
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Posted By: Grubar
Date Posted: 03 May 2017 at 10:21pm
| Chicken Goujons.....Chookie Good yins |
Posted By: d13dave
Date Posted: 03 May 2017 at 10:49pm
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a brisselt chooky collop in a bap ah come of it surely this is the work of some lads after a nights smoking session. not having this as a dialect or a language.
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 03 May 2017 at 10:52pm
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Get tae fuk. Ore kulchure and langwage is jen urine ye durty taig ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Grubar
Date Posted: 03 May 2017 at 11:46pm
| Sam f**ker huz mud aal that sh*te up...thurs nae chookie good yins on the menye in the chup shap whur I cum frae....sum ****'s tryin tae make us luk bakkward |
Posted By: Grubar
Date Posted: 04 May 2017 at 3:34am
| f**kit...me no bin ibel tae spel rite disney halp...I shud hae süd BAAKWERD...taakin and ritin rite zno zeezy it luks..G.A.W.A 'n' f**k yirsil!..up the CHOOKS! |
Posted By: SuperDave84
Date Posted: 04 May 2017 at 1:12pm
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A'll bait yer wains inta thon shough i' tha' dun howl thar whisht. Translates as: I will beat your children into that ditch if they don't keep quiet. ------------- 
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 04 May 2017 at 2:17pm
Wee dafties? ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 04 May 2017 at 6:14pm
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6. Well at least they're up front about their bigotry - sticking that into their useful phrases website
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Posted By: Saipan Judas
Date Posted: 05 May 2017 at 12:05am
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Is chookie ar lá on the menu? Is it fack. Nae surrender! |
Posted By: d13dave
Date Posted: 05 May 2017 at 9:25am
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Is this a rural thing Ulster Scots?? Most people i have met from Belfast Republican and Loyalist sound exactly the same Ominous!
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Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 09 May 2017 at 12:27pm
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http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Scots_leid" rel="nofollow - http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Scots_leid
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Posted By: the_walls
Date Posted: 09 May 2017 at 12:34pm
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The featured article on the Ulster Scots Wikipedia front page is on insects. Here's some of it: The life cycles o insects vary but maist hatch frae https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg" rel="nofollow - - exoskeleton an development involves a series o https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moutin" rel="nofollow - - pupal stage in thae groups that unnergae 4-stage metamorphosis (see https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holometabolism" rel="nofollow -
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 09 May 2017 at 12:38pm
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You should add Olshter Scats to your languages you speak on your CV ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Bob Hoskins
Date Posted: 09 May 2017 at 2:09pm
If you were to write any English language the way it's spoken by the locals, you'd have a similar language to this. Any Irvine Welsh book for example, I somehow doubt the good folk of Leith would want that as their new cultural language. ------------- Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government. |
Posted By: pre Madonna
Date Posted: 09 May 2017 at 2:17pm
You mean Scots? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language" rel="nofollow - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language It is just a dialect, same as in Nordyland, there are just more heid the baws there. ------------- Greed has won, big finance has won. Whatever small role elite clubs still play in the local communities from which they grew is dwarfed now by their position as global brands. |
Posted By: d13dave
Date Posted: 09 May 2017 at 2:21pm
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the wiki page. hahahahaha BUILD THE WALL!!
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Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2023 at 9:15am
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The "Ulster Scots" for Waterways Ireland is just somebody saying Waterways Ireland in a Northern Ireland accent  ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2023 at 9:42am
Yer ony a wee bitter themmun. Aye been byelingual sence 1990 when ore langauage wor invented ye fenian filistine. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2023 at 10:16am
Ulster Scot  https://twitter.com/piarais91/status/920754348279427073?lang=en" rel="nofollow - https://twitter.com/piarais91/status/920754348279427073?lang=en
------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2023 at 12:29pm
I can underatand it perfectly. Think I was born a genius. I will add it to the list of languages I spake. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Newryrep
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2023 at 5:04pm
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Derry Cittie and Strabane Destrick Cooncil Can anybody translate ? ------------- 'Irish' Songs for an Irish team - no SPL EPL generic sh*te Richard Dunne - 6th Sept 11 - best marshalling of a defence in Moscow since General Zukov Russia V Germany 1941 |
Posted By: Badgersboys9
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2023 at 5:36pm
Derry City & Strabane District Council.
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Posted By: Cabra Hoop
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2023 at 5:38pm
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Always a lot of needle in this thread.... ------------- " BFC always gives me a laugh........ " |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2023 at 5:44pm
 ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: thebronze14
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2023 at 6:12pm
| Listened to the Ulster Scots hour on Radio Ulster while passing through the north last year. Some laugh..Just English with a few words picked up from Trainspotting thrown in...I saw my bairn thru the windee |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2023 at 6:29pm
Ah heor! How did you come to that conclusion! Its translated as ''Londonderry and Strabane District Council'' ya wee daftie ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Artie Ziff
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2023 at 8:10pm
Uncle Albert and Grandad speaking German springs to mind ------------- It would damage this forums' reputation |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2023 at 9:56am
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Hoys aboot ye? I hear dat local priest was a bairn fluterer. Tuk advantage o a few wee dafties. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2023 at 4:24pm
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------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |