The "What I learned today" thread

Did you introduce her to your family and all? But mad that your mate is ridin her. When did it start?

ShayGivensBum wrote: Did you introduce her to your family and all? But mad that your mate is ridin her. When did it start?

She only met them at a family do and i just hope she did'nt try to bonk any of them behind my back, as this is what happened at 1 of her family do's we were in her uncles house and she dragged me into their bedroom and shagged the life out of me it was mad like that, the mate said he only done her the twice so i imagine at least 5 times mind you she is capable of going 5 times in 1 session, any advice for me bowsie

ShayGivensBum wrote: Ride your mate perhaps??

Nah he is a skinny ugly bastid a priest would'nt even touch him, anyway going to ring her now and see what the craic is

Borussia wrote: Your mate isn't a pilot by any chance, is he ?

Try to get her to give you a rusty trombone.

Deffo give her the full Bill Clinton one last time 👍

Right just off the phone now and a very bizzare conversation was had, will be having a face to face clear the air once and for all tomorrow but she is adamant that we don't split up , must admit near the end of the call she had managed to give me a mad horn and i am only cracking now that i did not make my way over to her but just had to beat it off the jacks instead, it's weird but i am getting that urge back to go full on with her again after practically avoiding the carnage of sex with her for a while or certainly no where near as often and as wild as it was at first, durty phone calls  lads i might need help here i am losing sight of the facts here but the seduction is taking back over again, what to do ?

Crack off before you call her or meet her in future, if you don't want anything to do with her. Surely that's the answer.

SByrne24 wrote: Doc, YBIG Hugh Hefner  Smash her back doors in. No guilt to be had either..

I thought i was coming clean when i told her about banging the mate's yoke and she said she already knew and it does'nt bother her, but i did slightly embelish the truth about the circumstances i said it was you woman that done the stalking but hey fck it, we were at a 30th party in a pub and there was a good bit of banter going on between us and i was making a few suggestive remarks to your woman unbeknownst to my quare 1, anyway i went out to have a smoke not long before closing and about a minute later your wan comes out (she does'nt even smoke) and she starts teasing me about some of my remarks so i tell her i was not messing and stuck the lips on her while at the same time dropping the hand, well she did not pull away so i took her by the hand and around the back of the boozer and rattled her up against the wall, went back in and no one seemed any the wiser, fck it it was an opportunist strike and it does not come around that easy too often, i dont think i will give her the details of the act as i would not put it past the quare 1 to drag me out of a random pub and bang me just to prove she does not care about it