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Hans Moleman
Roy Keane Muff: That is a lie and you are a liar Joined: 09 Aug 2012 Status: Offline Points: 10199 |
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Is this you and the missus involved in foreplay?
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"I called him an embarrassment to FIFA and to himself," .... He said 'No-one speaks to me like that'.... and I said, "well I do' and that was that."
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Claret Murph
Paul McGrath Hmmm, Goodness, I must say Joined: 16 Apr 2009 Location: Tibet Status: Offline Points: 15748 |
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Now did think this was going to be a quite night but hey who cares about the FA Cup draw i think this will be far more interesting
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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bhob
Roy Keane YBIGs Donald Trump Joined: 13 Feb 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 10470 |
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How long you been with your missus?
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kimbap
Liam Brady Joined: 08 Oct 2011 Status: Offline Points: 2605 |
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Ye come across as awful sound lads. Edited by kimbap - 07 Dec 2015 at 7:07pm |
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DUBLIN DOC
Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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I should'nt really be putting stuff up here, but since it is going nowhere now what the hell, going out with her about 8 months she is 10 years older than me and she came after me (not in the way you lot dirty mind's work ) at a party, i had s good few drinks on board and she asked me to bring her home that night and i obliged, and to say she reciprocated the jesture is an understatement, i have never been taken that way by a woman in my young life, only in the door and she is straight to her room only to appear back in knee high boots and nothing else, she had a classic perky rack with nipples like cigar butts and nice curvy hips (a bit plump around the mid hence the built for comfort bit) she pinned me to the wall and to say i was helpless well, straight down and before i knew it she had me in her mouth to cut a long first night short when she was finished with me the first time she took me into the shower and then round 2 started, jesus it was some night, any way the next day when i was leaving she said "you will probably go missing now" (maybe the bells should have been ringing then but the only thing ringing were me flute and balls) of course i said noway, after a night like that i need to see if a second bite of the cherry would be as wild and so it was, i was infatuated and the stories i could tell of the sex would make a bald man's hair curl, i swear i thought my langer was broke after the first time
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DavidMan
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 09 Jun 2015 Location: Laois Status: Offline Points: 285 |
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You should write a book or mate a movie
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We March On
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Hans Moleman
Roy Keane Muff: That is a lie and you are a liar Joined: 09 Aug 2012 Status: Offline Points: 10199 |
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"I called him an embarrassment to FIFA and to himself," .... He said 'No-one speaks to me like that'.... and I said, "well I do' and that was that."
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Charlton's Child
Liam Brady Joined: 30 Oct 2014 Status: Offline Points: 2827 |
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is the ybig version of 50 shads of grey Edited by Charlton's Child - 07 Dec 2015 at 8:29pm |
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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Online Points: 34863 |
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DublinDoc,
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Online Points: 34863 |
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PM sent. |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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DUBLIN DOC
Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Online Points: 34863 |
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The dirty protest in the H-Blocks was 78 |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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DUBLIN DOC
Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22174 |
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Take a sh*t in her cistern
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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DUBLIN DOC
Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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ShayGivensBum
Jack Charlton The lighter coloured grass is painted Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Status: Offline Points: 8316 |
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Is she actually your girlfriend or just a weekend kinda thing?
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22174 |
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So he's looking to f**k her again straight after you go in? That's some freaky sh*t |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22174 |
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Dublin Doc, his mate and girlfriend be like
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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