irishmuff Appreciaton Thread

Get a big scoff into you at lunch time mate. Good stodgy stuff. It will fill you up and take the edge any impending FEAR. It may knock the stuffing out of you though so you'll need to hide out in the jax for a bit of a kip in the afternoon. An hour or two max, you don't want to take the piss. Splash some cold water on the face and head back out to the desk at around 4pm to show the face. If anyone notices how long you were gone, just make a wafting motion with your hand in front of your nose and warn anyone off going into the toilets for a while. Another cup of coffee and a stint on the forum will see you through to 515pm. They won't care if you bail about 15 minutes early. Just get someone to cover for you if anyone is asking. The lunchtime feed and the kip after it will have you back in business so head straight back to Diceys as it's cheap on a Monday too. Tap one of your mates for a loan of a few bob and you're laughing. Bish, bash, bosh. Living the dream Muffster, living the dream. 

Get a big scoff into you at lunch time mate. Good stodgy stuff. It will fill you up and take the edge any impending FEAR. It may knock the stuffing out of you though so you'll need to hide out in the jax for a bit of a kip in the afternoon. An hour or two max, you don't want to take the piss. Splash some cold water on the face and head back out to the desk at around 4pm to show the face. If anyone notices how long you were gone, just make a wafting motion with your hand in front of your nose and warn anyone off going into the toilets for a while. Another cup of coffee and a stint on the forum will see you through to 515pm. They won't care if you bail about 15 minutes early. Just get someone to cover for you if anyone is asking. The lunchtime feed and the kip after it will have you back in business so head straight back to Diceys as it's cheap on a Monday too. Tap one of your mates for a loan of a few bob and you're laughing. Bish, bash, bosh. Living the dream Muffster, living the dream. 

You know what Muff? Singledom is wasted on you, ye little ingrate. Get out there and do some proper damage FFS. Those of us with birds need to vicariously live out our dreams through other people and you are a sore disappointment. WE WANT FILTHY STORIES ABOUT BIRDS GETTING BELTED OUT OF IT LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTRE. What we are getting is the befuddled musings of a ginger miser who couldn't talk his own cock into letting him have a wank. 

Can someone who is regularly getting strange, please set up a new thread? No spoofers need apply (they will be weeded out through a strict interrogation process). 

Get a big scoff into you at lunch time mate. Good stodgy stuff. It will fill you up and take the edge any impending FEAR. It may knock the stuffing out of you though so you'll need to hide out in the jax for a bit of a kip in the afternoon. An hour or two max, you don't want to take the piss. Splash some cold water on the face and head back out to the desk at around 4pm to show the face. If anyone notices how long you were gone, just make a wafting motion with your hand in front of your nose and warn anyone off going into the toilets for a while. Another cup of coffee and a stint on the forum will see you through to 515pm. They won't care if you bail about 15 minutes early. Just get someone to cover for you if anyone is asking. The lunchtime feed and the kip after it will have you back in business so head straight back to Diceys as it's cheap on a Monday too. Tap one of your mates for a loan of a few bob and you're laughing. Bish, bash, bosh. Living the dream Muffster, living the dream.