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sham157 wrote: Clonbhoy wrote: Gary McKay wrote: Aah in a hot climate I would defo have a Brad Pitt in me jeyes fluid. Nothing like it, nice breeze filtering in. Nude. Would Donald in the Jayes at home a fair bit alright and maybe in the apartment on hols from time to time

sham157 wrote: Nuid....say it in Dublinese Bohs- Boez

Deane wrote: True Story:- I am not the fastest on the toilet, takes me a good 15-20 minutes to complete the full operation, I also like to take my t-shirt of as a comfort thing. I was on a trip with 3 of my mates to Poland and this was the return flight. Nature called and I had no choice. I headed down to the front of the plane to which I entered the most uncomfortable toilet, took off my t-shirt, praying for no turbulence and only my phone to entertain me for the 20 or so rough minutes ahead. Things were going grand, I was about 10 minutes in and someone tried to open the door. They settled for someone was in and must have decided to wait. After another 5 minutes the passenger tried again and then I could here some talking outside the toilet door. The flight attendant then shouted through the door, "Is anyone in there?" To which I replied. "Yes 5 minutes sorry!" I don't know if them toilets are f**king sound proof or what, but the next thing I know the flight attendant someone unlocks the door and it swings open with everyone on the left hand side of the plane looking over their seats at me half way through a barry white. The flight attendant apologised and closed the door quickly, it was too late though as half the plane had seen me in all my glory.  After finishing up and giving my hands a good scrub. I had the most embarrassing walk of shame of my life to make. A story my mates still tell people when we are out together.

I used to travel a lot for a job i had for a good few years.
About 10-12 long haul flights a year and about 30 shorter ones.
I can honestly say i've never had a dump on a plane,don't know why,very strange,especially the states i've gotten on some flights.

Never thought of the walk of shame,wouldnt like to have to do it.

Trap junior wrote: You're not the same fella that faces the tank when he's on the bog are ya?

Cracking story Deane. Had me in stitches

No problem at all, but after long hauls I always feel constipated after it. Big f**king hard logs come out then

Gary McKay wrote: Aah in a hot climate I would defo have a Brad Pitt in me jeyes fluid. Nothing like it, nice breeze filtering in.

kimbap wrote: Green Devil wrote: Gary McKay wrote: Aah in a hot climate I would defo have a Brad Pitt in me jeyes fluid. Nothing like it, nice breeze filtering in. Dublin rhyming slang  +1, is funny is Ross O Carroll Kelly books as a piss take,actual people using it is fairly sad.