Have you ever

you're a bad flyer? I can hardly get off the ground

Edited by Clonbhoy - 06 Nov 2014 at 1:22pm

Tee shirt off for a Barry

Between that and the lad facing the tank it Is a strange bunch...

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me...

Would take my t-shirt off if in a hot country or the weather is hot here. Nothing worse than having a Donald in a sauna of a jacks with the sweat rolling off you and the t-shirt dripping wet.

Clonbhoy wrote:

You are sitting down, and making a marathon. If it is that much of an effort to get it out, take milk of magnesia

fixed

Just because it's tradition does not make it right

Jaysus deano you must have some piles if your taking 20 minutes for a dump. And what about those days where you might have 3 sh1ts, you've basically spent an hour of your day squeezing one out

Next time your having a long one, take one leg out of your trousers, the freedom is unmatched.

Was there someone on here who always got fully in the nip in order to have one?

Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic."

The Huntacha wrote:

Jaysus deano you must have some piles if your taking 20 minutes for a dump. And what about those days where you might have 3 sh1ts, you've basically spent an hour of your day squeezing one out

Next time your having a long one, take one leg out of your trousers, the freedom is unmatched.

Was there someone on here who always got fully in the nip in order to have one?

Don't know why but that had me in fits LOL

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Clonbhoy wrote:

Gary McKay wrote:

Aah in a hot climate I would defo have a Brad Pitt in me jeyes fluid.
Nothing like it, nice breeze filtering in.

Nude.

Would Donald in the Jayes at home a fair bit alright and maybe in the apartment on hols from time to time

Deane wrote:

True Story:- I am not the fastest on the toilet, takes me a good 15-20 minutes to complete the full operation, I also like to take my t-shirt of as a comfort thing. I was on a trip with 3 of my mates to Poland and this was the return flight. Nature called and I had no choice. I headed down to the front of the plane to which I entered the most uncomfortable toilet, took off my t-shirt, praying for no turbulence and only my phone to entertain me for the 20 or so rough minutes ahead.

Things were going grand, I was about 10 minutes in and someone tried to open the door. They settled for someone was in and must have decided to wait. After another 5 minutes the passenger tried again and then I could here some talking outside the toilet door. The flight attendant then shouted through the door, "Is anyone in there?" To which I replied. "Yes 5 minutes sorry!" I don't know if them toilets are f**king sound proof or what, but the next thing I know the flight attendant someone unlocks the door and it swings open with everyone on the left hand side of the plane looking over their seats at me half way through a barry white. The flight attendant apologised and closed the door quickly, it was too late though as half the plane had seen me in all my glory.

After finishing up and giving my hands a good scrub. I had the most embarrassing walk of shame of my life to make.

A story my mates still tell people when we are out together.

Holy Jaysus

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else!

Edit: Picture didn't work so here is a link instead.

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Solution for the Gallowgate bogs. Lucky I never have a day I need 3 sh*ts in one day haha

Edited by Deane - 06 Nov 2014 at 3:51pm