My Roy Keane Diary: 'A day in the life' |
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Baldrick
Robbie Keane Peyton-tly Pedantic Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 32789 |
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I think you love Roy, Trapped.
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AKA pedantic kunt
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PanteirA
Jack Charlton Joined: 29 Jul 2012 Location: Ciarrai Status: Offline Points: 6744 |
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Very good but a Cork man wouldn't have said the last line. And he would have called him a langer somewhere too probably
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packiesglove
Jack Charlton Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Location: piccadilly Status: Offline Points: 5650 |
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When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't worry give a whistle....
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Online Points: 39842 |
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''2014 started off like any other year. January. I hate January. Not many people dont. With a biting wind lashing across the land not everyone was up for it. Not every international assistant was up for it. I was. I learned the trick of creating atmpshere in my own head back on the FAS course. Now going to places like The City Ground you could hear a pin drop. Except for me. I heard a 60,000 roaring crowd. I was going to show those Dublin w**kers who could observe a game. I was there to see Andy Reid. Andy had been an outcast from the early days of the Trapattoni era. A Dublin lad. I generally dont like Dublin lads. Too cocky and in your face. I had signed Andy back when I was with Sunderland but hadn't had much contact with him as I was rarely at the training ground but I had gotten to know him better from our week together in the lovely Portmarnock Hotel. I had heard he liked a pint and a sing song. Hello? I thought. Andy had been setting the Championship alight and Martin had requested I go down to Nottingham to take a look. Some of the fans recognised me from my days with Forest. One guy came up to me and said ''Alright big man. When you going to be assistant manager at a big team? '' ''I am with a big team'' I said. Big man? He was looking down on me! ''Nah! A REALLY big team'' he said. I loved that. The Nottingham humour.
The Club had given me a ticket for the Brian Clough stand. I took my seat. Who comes down and sits next to me? Only fooking Mick McCarthy! He was there to see Andy too. He wanted to sign him for Ipswich. ''For f**k sake'' I thought as he took his seat. Andy was playing well. He had Barnsley on the ropes. Was making crosses and playing lovely passes through the defence. Then in the 64th minute Andy went down clutching his ankle. He had lost his footing in the bumpy Nottingham turf. ''That pitch is like a car park'' I said ''No it's not Roy'' ''Its got pot holes in it.'' ''Roy it's fine'' ''Andy Reid just broke his ankle on it. It's dangerous Mick. You're a liar'' ''No he hasn't. he's faking it, look!'' ''Faking it??? What do you mean faking it???'' ''He's faking it to get out of the Serbia game. You'd know all about that Roy!'' ''You faked injuries you did'' ''WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?'' ''I said you faked injuries'' I had had enough of this imposter. I grabbed him by his lapels and flung him over the balcony of the upper tier into the crowd below. There was blood everywhere. But fook it. He's done my head in. |
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