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sid waddell
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Plain people of
Ireland, your wait for a party that represents YOU is over.
THE PLAIN PEOPLE OF IRELAND is a party that will fight for our values and fight to make us right again. For years, we, the silent majority, have sat on our arses, afraid to say anything, while all the traditional values which we hold dear and which have served us well, have come under attack from the insidious liberal mafia. These trendy liberal fascists will stop at nothing to force their communist agenda upon us. And this is why we must organise to stop them. i) No to queers The queers are the worst. Mark my
words, they'll stop at nothing, and I said it in 1993 when the sick act of sticking
a man's cock up another man's arse was legalised. It was the thin end of the
wedge, the first step on the slippery slope which would end in these deviant
perverts running our country. They got civil partnerships, and that wasn't
enough for them. They want to get married, and that won't be enough for them. They
criticise the Church, and yet they want to twist the minds of innocent children
by rearing them. None of that will be enough for them. They want to stop our wholesome
young men and women from getting
married. They want to demolish the foundations of civilisation. ii) Blacks out The blacks are as bad. Who do they think they are, coming here, taking our jobs,
riding our women, and driving our taxis. They're bone idle spongers - they sit
around all day and do nothing. And they have women as well who do nothing but
whore themselves around, getting pregnant. The whores. iii) A mass a day helps you work, rest and pray The day religion was done away with was
the day this country died. But some us still like a like bit of religion in our
lives, thank you. Priests are being persecuted and victimised by a Godless law.
They call them "peadophiles". Well let me tell you, there's no law above
God's law, and the people who condemn these good priests will have to answer to
God when their day comes. iv) A woman's place is in the home These feminist Nazis are a blight on
our country. They abolished the dowry, and look where that got us. They allowed
them to work, and look where that got us. Then they don't want to work because
they're off getting pregnant outside of marriage, popping out their
illegitimate children, one by one. v) NO to abortion. Murder is all it is. It's time the
death penalty was introduced for this heinous crime. Ireland has an acceptable
level of childbirth mortality. Allowing women to go to England to murder their
babies was the first wrong move we made here. Every pregnant woman should be
tagged and if caught leaving the country should be held under house arrest. There is no place for murderesses in this country. vii) Ban unions The unions are another shower of bone
idle spongers who don't know the meaning of the word work. A shower of
spongers, that's all they are, sitting around getting their dole. It's time we
made them work for it. viii) "Depression" is a sham This nonsense about people being
depressed is another thing that really gets my goat. There was no depression in
my day. You got up and got on with it. But now it's an "illness". The
only illness these bluffers have is lazyitis. It's time to kick these softies
up off their arse. They're not sick. They're useless. ix) Kick cyclists off the road Cyclists are a nuisance. Under my
detailed plan, they'd be put off the road. Roads are for cars. End of. x) No to bus lanes And there won't be any bus lanes when
I'm done. They cause traffic jams and promote anti-social behaviour. xi) Stop the persecution of people driving home from a night at the pub After a hard day at work, a man likes
to relax with a few pints. But now, because he can't drive home, he can't.
That's an outrage. So called scientific studies about alcohol making you a
worse driver have never been proven. The road safety mafia spread their lies
and spread their hate of us plain people of Ireland.
THE PLAIN PEOPLE OF IRELAND will work
for YOU.
THE PLAIN PEOPLE OF IRELAND needs YOU.
Come to our MONSTER MEETING (CRINNIU OLLPHEIST), next
Saturday, assembling outside the Pro Cathedral, before a MONSTER MARCH (MARSEAIL OLLPHEIST) to Dail
Eireann.
I invite you to submit policies for our manifesto. Any policies submitted will be looked at and considered by our leadership. Together we can make this country great
again.
Thank you.
Edited by Bob Hoskins - 09 Feb 2014 at 8:05pm |
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nvidic
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Easily most welcome addition to YBIG since I joined
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Trapcandoit
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Edited by Trapcandoit - 08 Feb 2014 at 8:49pm |
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5 goals to go Robbie!
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Jackthelad
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Quality Sid!
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Oh Poland we loved you.....
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GreenTribe
Jack Charlton Please Count, can I be a Mod? Joined: 14 Nov 2007 Location: Armenia Status: Offline Points: 8857 |
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any craic trap junior
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I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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Metal Paul
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Seen that on Facefook earlier and nearly spat coffee all over me laptop.
GT
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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Sham157
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i for one welcome our new Plain Overlords
GT ffs
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sid waddell
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Hello loyal followers. Unfortunately we've had an early setback. The PLAIN PEOPLE of IRELAND (PPI) has been forced to change its name. That PPI crowd who do those radio awards have objected us using the same abbreviation as them and unless we change our name they have threatened to commence legal action.
Can you believe this? This is a classic example of the type of bigoted, liberal censorship I was talking about! The pinko, liberal clique has tried to bar us from the debate already! You won't see a conservative resort to such legal action. We are reasonable people. Anyway, we have renamed the party to the "Silent Majority" (SM). We in the SM party will make sure that everybody is forced to sit up watch us from now on. WE ARE COMING. Edited by sid waddell - 08 Feb 2014 at 10:09pm |
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Stillhuntinghenry
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That party already exists, it's called the DUP
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sid waddell
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We are a Catholic party, Henry.
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Sham157
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Obviously Sid you're the only man for the job of teeshock but what about tawnishta and other ministerial positions?
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sid waddell
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In my manifesto I stated that "depression" was a sham so you'd be the Minister for giving these lazy good for nothings a kick up the arse.
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sid waddell
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By the way I'd encourage everybody to read Breda O'Brien's article in today's Irish Times (spit) about why conservative, middle class Catholics are the biggest victims of bigotry and censorship in Ireland.
While I'd prefer if the article hadn't been written by a woman, she makes great points. Edited by sid waddell - 08 Feb 2014 at 11:14pm |
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Sham157
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I'll get to work immediately on my departmental objectives and policy to achieve these. |
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Sham157
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I can only assume that the house had been cleaned and the dinner made before she somehow found a few minutes to throw the article together. |
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sid waddell
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I would imagine her husband wrote it for her. I respect Breda as a person in her own right however. She is a wonderful role model for Mna na hEireann.
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Sham157
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What a positively nice bloke to take time out of his own hectic schedule of work, golf and beers with the lads. |
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sid waddell
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The SM Party is proud to announce a NEW POLICY.
No to contraception. Contraception is murder - mass murder. Millions of potential human beings meet a watery grave every time a so called "condom" is used. The term "condom" is appropriate - it's a con trick by the liberal mafia, who seek to dominate you, the silent majority. The SM Party will also campaign for the banning of the colloquial term "johnny". This infringes the good name of any, decent Irishman called Johnny, such as the son of party leader Sidney Waddell. Wholesome, upstanding Irishmen with good morals, like Johnny Waddell, are entitled to live their lives without other people automatically thinking of a sickening sex implement when they hear their name. Female contraception is another grievously evil tool. An egg is a potential human being. Once the dastardly pill interrupts the egg's journey to becoming a beautiful, bouncing baby boy or girl, the process is irresversible. We cite the example of the nursery rhyme here to prove our point: Once the pill knocked Humpty Dumpty off his wall, all the Lord's horses and all the Lord's men couldn't put Humpty together again. Edited by sid waddell - 08 Feb 2014 at 11:46pm |
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