Funny Sex Stories/First Time Having Sex

How did I miss this thread, now where to start

A guy that was a year ahead of me in school, it was said that his oullad was a porn freak, sitting there unemployed watching VHS porn videos day in day out.

One day, he brought 2 of the lads back to the gaf, to find the old man nailing the oul dear on the kitchen floor.

Your mans parents would have been grossly over weight, with the oulone wearing glasses and those flowery dresses.

What a sight.

The family moved away shortly after this.



Edited by horsebox - 19 Mar 2018 at 2:17pm

Denis Irwin wrote: horsebox wrote: A guy that was a year ahead of me in school, it was said that his oullad was a porn freak, sitting there unemployed watching VHS porn videos day in day out. One day, he brought 2 of the lads back to the gaf, to find the old man nailing the oul dear on the kitchen floor. Your mans parents would have been grossly over weight, with the oulone wearing glasses and those flowery dresses. What a sight. The family moved away shortly after this. Dublin Docs aul pair ?

Don’t you bleeding start , I did come in to the gaff 1 night only to open the sitting room door and find the oul lad getting head of the mother there was no words spoken for a while, it scarred me for quiet a while but I eventually got over it

Would it be worse hearing your younger sister get piled into or your ma?

d13dave wrote: Would it be worse hearing your younger sister get piled into or your ma? Honestly no clue.

Did this happen to you?

For f**k sake Doc

rossieman wrote: DUBLIN DOC wrote: d13dave wrote: Would it be worse hearing your younger sister get piled into or your ma? Honestly no clue.  Where the 2 getting piled into together At a house party a few years ago and a fella rode mother and daughter in the space of 2 hours. Ex husband was there laughing his head off about the fella getting up on his ex,changed his tune fairly quick when he found out about the daughter Two dirty dirty sl*gs.

Back in the day there was an older group of lads that I used to play football with on a Sunday in a pub car park during the holy hour, there was 2 sisters that all the older lads were always chasing 2 crackers in my younger eyes, anyway 1 of the uglier lads got lucky and started going out with 1of them, I remember years later asking about the pair and heard they were still going out but yer man had become a big gargler he worked as a painter and they had spent time in England before coming home, anyway bumped into yer wan in the the pub 1 day and the really good looks had taken a bit of a dip, any way was talking to a man I know recently and he was talking about the lad who had collared yer wan as they were working together at the time and said 1christmas the boss had brought them all out on the piss, and all went back to the bosses gaff and yer mans moth was there and proceeded to fck every 1 of the lads 1after the other even when her bloke was there, turns out yer wan became a brazier when in England and yer man was afraid to lose her so took to the drink to cope with it, the said he never seen anything like it not a problem to her and then he tells me that she was fckin all sorts of coonts when she came back, poor faker drank himself to death but had a lovely daughter who well you can guess what she is at now, sad really, apparently all the lads that used to play football on the Sunday were riding the 2 sisters all the time too and she just used the poor bloke