Funny Sex Stories/First Time Having Sex

9fingers wrote: BigStrongMan wrote: Bob Hoskins wrote: DUBLIN DOC wrote: Hoskins man were the fck are ye ? have you read the guff that tranny lad is posting, Jaysus ybig lapping it up even though most of it is right out of his hula   come on bob you are the chairman and committee of the Walter Mitty society ffs man call him out  who is Tranny?  Tallaght Red Anny That wan who stabbed Andy?

yep that’s the wan

ShayGivensBum wrote: Whats the thread about the stabbing incident called?

Incest that went wrong

LO SCIENZIATO wrote: ShayGivensBum wrote: Whats the thread about the stabbing incident called? "SGB - Room 401" it's called

ShayGivensBum wrote: LO SCIENZIATO wrote: ShayGivensBum wrote: Whats the thread about the stabbing incident called? "SGB - Room 401" it's called  I thought you were banned from this site for life??

Was at a house party after a night out a few years ago in the Holylands when I was a student. Ran out of beers so one of lads said go up to his room upstairs and there’s a box. So I went up the stairs but into the wrong room, where his housemate was pulling himself off whilst his bird at the time was behind him milking his prostate, with what I thought was a surgical glove on, but later turned out to be from a box of veterinary gloves his aul lad used on the farm 

Trap junior wrote: bogball88 wrote: Was at a house party after a night out a few years ago in the Holylands when I was a student. Ran out of beers so one of lads said go up to his room upstairs and there’s a box. So I went up the stairs but into the wrong room, where his housemate was pulling himself off whilst his bird at the time was behind him milking his prostate, with what I thought was a surgical glove on, but later turned out to be from a box of veterinary gloves his aul lad used on the farm  I'd say that would be a fairly awkward moment making small talk the next time you saw them

Green Devil wrote: In a nightclub in Carlow in my early 20's there so going back a good few years and got chatting to a wan just as the club was closing. She said what are you doing after? So I said f**k all, thinking there was a house party or something planned. When she grabbed my hand and said come outside! Walked outside with her anyway, when she brought me down a dark alley behind the local sex shop right across from the nightclub. Started kissing her away and she got really into it, within 2 minutes she had pulled down my trousers and was like "f**k me" so I pulled out a condom and wrapped my John Thomas and started doing the business. Finished up about 15/20 minutes later, thought nothing out it and kissed her goodbye. Two of my mates collected me along the main street in town, I hopped in. One of them turned to chat to me in the back, "you're covered in blood man, look at your hand and trousers" I was like what? I looked down and there was blood allover me, checked the boxers same story.  The bitch never told me she was on her period

bogball88 wrote: Was at a house party after a night out a few years ago in the Holylands when I was a student. Ran out of beers so one of lads said go up to his room upstairs and there’s a box. So I went up the stairs but into the wrong room, where his housemate was pulling himself off whilst his bird at the time was behind him milking his prostate, with what I thought was a surgical glove on, but later turned out to be from a box of veterinary gloves his aul lad used on the farm

bogball88 wrote: Was at a house party after a night out a few years ago in the Holylands when I was a student. Ran out of beers so one of lads said go up to his room upstairs and there’s a box. So I went up the stairs but into the wrong room, where his housemate was pulling himself off whilst his bird at the time was behind him milking his prostate, with what I thought was a surgical glove on, but later turned out to be from a box of veterinary gloves his aul lad used on the farm

Holylands at Nutgrove?