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PhilliyK
Roy Keane Granny Grabber Joined: 24 Jun 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12452 |
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So one last go for Chocolat_Reve
Who ybig think is TJ's alter ego Trev She's asked me for last ybig poem So I said, yes I'll show them Chocolat looks mighty fine And loves a drop or 2 of the wine She knows I love my hooch But nothing beats her for a smooch But I always end up feeling hungover and bad And this makes Chocolat feel very sad She loves that I'm from Co.Down As on our big day she'll wear an An Dun crown So come on twenty seven teen If you miss it we'll wonder where you've been As you might miss the most outrageous wedding When we're going to test out the Sheraton bedding |
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chocolat_reve
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 22 Jun 2012 Status: Offline Points: 350 |
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chocolat_reve
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 22 Jun 2012 Status: Offline Points: 350 |
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Enough of this rhyming game,
TJ is already insane. Talking to oneself all night and day, It is not healthy, no need to say. A mental health clinic is ready for him, The hope of recovery is rather dim. He will take a selfie in a straitjacket with a nurse, Hopefully his condition won't go any worse. Philly will join him with vodka and wine, Through the sewerage system they may get to the Rhine. |
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22174 |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39849 |
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There was a man called Phillyk
From the UK some might say At least that's the political situation of today But Philly says he's Irish I don't think it's acting childish He drives a yellow reg car But he doesn't get too far Up to Belfast or down to Dublin Wherever he goes he causes a bit of troublin' Chocolat has a fat cat Some say it might be a rat For whiskers and a tail it has Her neighbours want to kill it with gas Its head is round and its tail thin She strokes it on a whim But she found out it is a rat Definitely not a cat And now she's scared and wants it dead She has lots of fear in her head It makes noises in the night It gives her an unholy fright Edited by Trap junior - 16 Oct 2015 at 1:23pm |
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39849 |
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Hows Jess? |
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Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39849 |
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Why do people think I am mad? Is it because of my dad? I am definitely not insane I don't know why you've got this in your brain? Or maybe you are all telling the truth? Now I've got a bloody pain in my tooth For hypochondria is a real thing Unless I am imagining this bloody sting To the dentist I will go Then I will know If this is real or all in my head If it is then I might as well be dead For living in fear is not right I try to fight it with all my might For happiness is all we want in life So now to get myself a wife Or is that strife? |
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chocolat_reve
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 22 Jun 2012 Status: Offline Points: 350 |
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Absolutely impossible to top that
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39849 |
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Are you an expert at this chocolat?
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chocolat_reve
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 22 Jun 2012 Status: Offline Points: 350 |
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ha ha ;) No, Tj. I'm not.
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chocolat_reve
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Are an expert in this, TJ?
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Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39849 |
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Of course I am. I am multi skilled.
Actually that is me there at the front dancing before I got my hair cut so maybe you didn't recognise me. |
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PhilliyK
Roy Keane Granny Grabber Joined: 24 Jun 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12452 |
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Actually thats Chocolat right beside you there TJ
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Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39849 |
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Now now Philly. There's no need to start making stuff up. |
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PhilliyK
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ok its her far left as you look, you caught me out
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Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39849 |
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That's better. It's always best to tell the truth like me. Now excuse me while my butler serves up my dinner of quail and caviar.
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PhilliyK
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What happened to Fanny?
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