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Originally posted by roverstillidie roverstillidie wrote:

I actually know of a lady who, while at Beal na Blath, asked her husband why Michael Collins didn't hide behind the monument.


Bump for LO SCIENZIATO wasn't actually Gerk at all
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Grammar and Spelling Fail.  You're instead your.
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Edited by heighway2heaven - 22 Jan 2018 at 4:14pm
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Originally posted by Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins wrote:

And Trap Junior for the Yahoo scam email from a hotmail email LOL LOL LOL


In my defence I was on my phone
Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...

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And Trap Junior for the Yahoo scam email from a hotmail email LOL LOL LOL
Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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Bump for lassie
Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".

Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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How many people have selected the title of Dr when filling out a form? Might be the same for this barrister 
Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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Oh there's plenty of thick lawyers out there.
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Worked in a bank branch, about 5 years ago, at customer service desk.
This one, late twenties walks in off the street and slaps a fifty Euro note on the counter.

Her: "Your ATM outside gave me the wrong amount"

Me: "Let me have a look, how much did you ask for?"

Her: "Fifty three Euro"

Me: "Ok, fifty three euro.....sorry.....how much?"

Her: "Fifty three Euro"

Me: "Fifty THREE Euro?"

Her: "Yes"

Me: "FIFTY THREE euro?"

Her: "Yes, why do you keep repeating it?"

Me: "You can't get three Euro from an ATM, it gives out €10, €20 and €50 notes"

Her: "Well it gave me the option to enter the amount I wanted"

I swung the screen around and showed her that the account was debited by €50, no more, no less.

She turned around and walked off.
I had a look at her account, her occupation was "Barrister/Lawyer"......country's fooked.
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YBIG Quiz Champion 2016, 2017 & 2018.

As You Were
Three in a row
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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

I bought a gaf a few weeks ago and signed up with Greyhound for the bins. Last week they took the old bins away and still haven't sent me out new ones, meaning there are bags of rubbish gathering out my back garden.

So I google them earlier and get the phone number. Give them a call and get through to a very friendly customer care representative. Conversation goes:

Me: I signed up with your company 2 weeks ago, and am still without my bins. There are cats tearing all my rubbish bags to sh*te out the back garden, and I'm disgusted at the lack of customer service on your behalf. When are you going to send me out my bins?  This is ridiculous!!

Customer care fella: Right Ok I completely understand. You do know that you've just called Energia yes? We deal mainly with Electricity and Gas?

Me: sh*te, I've called the wrong company.

CC fella: No problem sir it happens the best of us

I hung up the phone. 


that it was Gaz
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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by Paulie Paulie wrote:

I got a letter a while back from the TSB about my mortgage so I said I'd pop into one of their branches in town to have a chat about it.

Me - "Hi. I got a letter from ye about my mortgage. Can I have a chat with someone about it?"
Nice bank lady - "Of course. Just give me a look at the letter there so I know who to direct you to."
Me - "Here you go."
Nice bank lady - "This is from the TSB. You're in the AIB."
Me - "Thank you Miss. I'll be on my way."

I felt like a proper knobhead


Sounds like the time someone on here rang up Aitricity to complain about their bins not getting collected


That was me
I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday
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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by Paulie Paulie wrote:

I got a letter a while back from the TSB about my mortgage so I said I'd pop into one of their branches in town to have a chat about it.

Me - "Hi. I got a letter from ye about my mortgage. Can I have a chat with someone about it?"
Nice bank lady - "Of course. Just give me a look at the letter there so I know who to direct you to."
Me - "Here you go."
Nice bank lady - "This is from the TSB. You're in the AIB."
Me - "Thank you Miss. I'll be on my way."

I felt like a proper knobhead


Sounds like the time someone on here rang up Aitricity to complain about their bins not getting collected


'Kin hell
Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".

Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by Paulie Paulie wrote:

I got a letter a while back from the TSB about my mortgage so I said I'd pop into one of their branches in town to have a chat about it.

Me - "Hi. I got a letter from ye about my mortgage. Can I have a chat with someone about it?"
Nice bank lady - "Of course. Just give me a look at the letter there so I know who to direct you to."
Me - "Here you go."
Nice bank lady - "This is from the TSB. You're in the AIB."
Me - "Thank you Miss. I'll be on my way."

I felt like a proper knobhead


Sounds like the time someone on here rang up Aitricity to complain about their bins not getting collected


I don't know which of the stories is worse.
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Originally posted by Paulie Paulie wrote:

I got a letter a while back from the TSB about my mortgage so I said I'd pop into one of their branches in town to have a chat about it.

Me - "Hi. I got a letter from ye about my mortgage. Can I have a chat with someone about it?"
Nice bank lady - "Of course. Just give me a look at the letter there so I know who to direct you to."
Me - "Here you go."
Nice bank lady - "This is from the TSB. You're in the AIB."
Me - "Thank you Miss. I'll be on my way."

I felt like a proper knobhead


Sounds like the time someone on here rang up Aitricity to complain about their bins not getting collected
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I got a letter a while back from the TSB about my mortgage so I said I'd pop into one of their branches in town to have a chat about it.

Me - "Hi. I got a letter from ye about my mortgage. Can I have a chat with someone about it?"
Nice bank lady - "Of course. Just give me a look at the letter there so I know who to direct you to."
Me - "Here you go."
Nice bank lady - "This is from the TSB. You're in the AIB."
Me - "Thank you Miss. I'll be on my way."

I felt like a proper knobhead
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Originally posted by BigPodge BigPodge wrote:

Checking myself in for my stupidity on Sunday.

Watched the GAA live and recorded the Man U and watched it afterwards.

Was bored out of my tree midway through the second half with the game still at 1-0 so decided to check my Fantasy Football team.

Thought there was something wrong with it as Mick Targaryan had 8 points even though he didn't score or assist in the match, clicked into his points tally and saw he had points for a goal scored, I was still confused, then I noticed the score said Man U 4-0 Everton and it still took a second to dawn on me that the match was well over and I was watching the recorded game.

Ouch
Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".

Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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