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Topic: The official Thick Thread
Posted By: The GerK
Subject: The official Thick Thread
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 2:20pm
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Billy O'Toole ranting and raving sending the Count E Mails, texts, pms saying the FAI never rang him re tickets for the home game. The lad was nearly in tears. Couldn't even eat his dinner last night. And trust me, it takes something very serious for this genius to miss his dinner. Turns out he gave them the wrong e mail address ABSOLUTE THICK |
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Posted By: bhob
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 2:24pm
| Does he not have a season ticket? |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 2:38pm
 Well done Billy ya thick!  ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: Shoco
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 2:40pm
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billy o'TOOL is right
-------------  YOUR 3 IN A ROW LEAGUE CHAMPIONS |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 4:15pm
Absolute tick dope of the highest order 
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Posted By: Sham157
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:22pm
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Trap Junior |
Posted By: Landon Donovan
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:23pm
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Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:24pm
Trap Junior is going on this official Thick List
Couldnt find his passport, nearly shat his pants cancelled his flights offloaded his tickets to an estonian tout and then 4 hours later finds it in a plastic in his laundry. ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:35pm
Might as well make a list When the list is complete we will do a Battle of the Thicks knockout where all the thicks go head to head with another thick so we can find the ultimate YBIG thick You can not add someone to the list of thicks for being a thick back in the past. Only recent events can count when nominating a thick OFFICIAL THICK LIST - Billy O'Toole - Trap Junior |
Posted By: Landon Donovan
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:39pm
Jaysis ------------- Irish Times Fantasy 6 Nations League Name: YBIG League Password: YBIG |
Guf10 wrote:Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:42pm
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this thread will be ------------- Just because it's tradition does not make it right |
Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:46pm
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Billy ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: Landon Donovan
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:48pm
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I think this has potential to be thread of the year
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:50pm
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We can get a trophy and present it toYBIG's biggest thick at the Xmas party What shall we call it? Ybig's biggest Thick? The Ultimate Thick??
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Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:54pm
Trying to cover yourself from the list? http://www.ybig.ie/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=32943&KW=gerk+thick&title=good-man-gerk - http://www.ybig.ie/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=32943&KW=gerk+thick&title=good-man-gerk |
Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:56pm
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where's denis these days ------------- Just because it's tradition does not make it right |
Posted By: MJD
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 5:59pm
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I don't know how anyone can win this other than denisg6. denisg6 tried to start an argument with someone (can't remember who) because he wasn't happy that the other person had stated at the end of their last few posts that they couldn't understand why people had references to EPL clubs in their names on an Irish website. denisg6 came up with a massive explanation about how his name wasn't anything to do with EPL, but it was then pointed out to him that the person wasn't saying it at the end of their recent posts, it was their signature denisg6 apologised and decided that he would make his name explanation his signature. So he typed it at the end of his post. It had to be pointed out that he didn't need to type his signature at the end of every post. I think a mod ended up sorting the signature out for him Vote denisg6!!
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Posted By: Lurleen Lumpkin
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 6:02pm
It should be kept in the Ybig Trophy cabinet in Scruffy's along with a photo of the winner! ------------- The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 6:10pm
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 6:10pm
Gufs going on the list for embelishing the story with tabloid facts. Flights were not cancelled!! ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 6:11pm
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Denis just about makes the timeframe OFFICIAL THICK LIST - Billy O'Toole - Trap Junior - Denisg6 |
Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 6:14pm
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the ybig thick mick of the year ------------- Just because it's tradition does not make it right |
Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 6:16pm
| Absolute Thick of the Year |
Posted By: Neil Armstrong
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 6:29pm
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what about FW no ticket for the home leg Irelands Fans Manager and No.1 fan...absolute double thick...probably blag his way in as Wheelchair Assistant...... ------------- Ulster Champions 2020 our 40th Title. Take that all ye Moanaghan ***ts! |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 6:31pm
Trap Junior  ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: Neil Armstrong
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 6:36pm
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trap junior will be in the wheelchair ------------- Ulster Champions 2020 our 40th Title. Take that all ye Moanaghan ***ts! |
Posted By: rolo
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 7:17pm
Gets me every time, this one.------------- "I'm off to see the Queen tomorrow too, don't forget that" |
Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 05 Nov 2011 at 11:17pm
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Posted By: farfar
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 7:24am
| Who ever set the forum time as an hour early. |
Posted By: daithi
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 7:27am
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yeah noticed all posts are an hour out of sync ------------- Just because it's tradition does not make it right |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 7:52am
Was just gonna ask which thick did that! Who's your money on? I'll hazard a guess at Ger! ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 8:03am
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Ger wouldn't know how to change it Hoskins I'd say ------------- PM me for all forum moderation queries. |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 8:06am
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Or it could be Gaz down in upside down land, he could have got totally confused with the different time zones. ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 8:14am
| Count is the official thick who sets the clock |
Posted By: Conor Messi
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 12:47pm
  Brilliant! Give that man a medal.------------- @MessiConor Hasta La Victoria Siempre |
Posted By: Max Power
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 1:02pm
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Good auld denisg6 and his crazy antics He hasn't been back since I don't think? ------------- Co-Founder of The Paul McShane Fan Club, Portmarnock Branch |
Posted By: Billy O'Toole
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 2:36pm
very harsh Gerk ...tickets paid now took the call of Luke yesterday sorted & looking fwd to it now double dinner for me anocht 
Lists are the way forward  ------------- Ybig holy jaysus - 4 points for Gerk & Count |
Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 06 Nov 2011 at 2:56pm
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Denis was back and took it well ------------- The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own. |
Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2011 at 4:59pm
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that is f**king classic from Denis
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2011 at 12:49pm
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Guf10 ia officially on the list for a major f**k up on booking his flights. He booked the wrong day Then he had to rebook flights and now has to sleep in stansted airport for a night. Guf ye thick!! ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2011 at 1:58pm
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The sad part of this is that two of the lads are From Galway ------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
always said that the city kids are the worst ....................... Come to think of it Damo didn't notice it either as he is travelling with Guf ,errrrrr isn't he from Athenry 
Posted By: flick
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2011 at 2:07pm
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------------- GWAN YBIG |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2011 at 4:35pm
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Podge can now be added to the list for not knowing that Pat Mustard and Georgie Burgess were played by the same actor. You complete thick.
------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: Denis Irwin
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2011 at 4:53pm
Just came in here to post this ------------- Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one". Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2011 at 5:32pm
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Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2011 at 5:59pm
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See The Snapper thread Count! ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: walsheman
Date Posted: 08 Nov 2011 at 6:01pm
------------- Going To The Euro's,Poland and Ukraine 2012 HO HO!!!! twitter.......@walsheman |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2011 at 5:16pm
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take it away there TJ ....
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2011 at 6:12pm
Eh you can tell it ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2011 at 11:13pm
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What did you do now Trap??? ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: ShayGivensBum
Date Posted: 12 Nov 2011 at 11:15pm
| Yeah what you do TJ ??? |
Posted By: Baldrick
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 1:31am
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Fair play for posting sgb as this trophy should be named after you ;). Most recent. Goodfellas and the godfather :) |
Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 3:00am
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Trap Junior is now YBIG's official thickest person after being doubled to the list for missing his flight home from Tallinn, rumours are he was seen leaving hollywood nightclub with a estonian bird wrapped in his hands and subsequently forgot about his flight. ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: Q Man's midget
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 3:40am
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 4:15am
Any pics? And more importantly assuming that she was Estonian she must have been a cracker or was she fat mess? ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: darmack
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 4:56am
Bravo
------------- The dark side.. And the light |
Posted By: Mrs Iris Robinson
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 5:57am
 Utter bastid. He told me I was his one and only and then he goes off with a fackin Evangelical Luteran Estonian  ------------- oh young man |
Posted By: MintBerryCrunch
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 6:25am
| Blueman can be added there lost are new flag it only lasted for about 5hours at its first away trip |
Posted By: deise316
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 6:48am
Ya, I dont think the flag was big enough, easy enough lose a small flag like that
------------- Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..... |
Posted By: MintBerryCrunch
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 6:56am
Yea hes going to replace it with a bigger one that is harder to bring around boozers under you arm for the night spilling gargle all over it
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 7:06am
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Dont worry Iris I still love you. Dont believe these wild rumours thrown about by the thick that is guf! ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 12:21pm
| Loads of thicks to be added to this tread after that weekend |
Posted By: Shoco
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 3:37pm
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spill the beans ger
------------- YOUR 3 IN A ROW LEAGUE CHAMPIONS |
Posted By: Sono
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 7:51pm
A female could be added to the list also Ger
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Posted By: o_faz
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2011 at 8:20pm
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Posted By: Mrs Iris Robinson
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2011 at 3:54am
No surrender TJ. Robinson's Orange all the way  I might even go green today for u. ------------- oh young man |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2011 at 7:28am
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Iris im worried i picked up an std from you ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2011 at 8:17pm
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Billybob added to the official Thick thread The thick walked into a pole on way to ground last night THICK
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Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 1:47am
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Just remembered that ------------- PM me for all forum moderation queries. |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 7:42am
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Ladies and gents, we have a candidate for Thick Of the Year Step forward Guf. While walking down to the Berkeley to get tickets myself and BSM spot this thick running down towards the ground. Turns out the aforementioned thick is our very own Guf. He was off to take part in Sky Sports' Take it Like a Fan. "I will win 500 euro if I score a peno at half time," beams the thick, with that money-already-spent face. On to Scruffy's and the thick is telling everyone how he is gonna bury the peno and collect the loot. On to half time and the thick takes his peno, a lame effort straight at the keeper. ABSOLUTE THICK |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 8:05am
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Guf ye thick! ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 8:31am
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haha guf, what an absolute thick. He was telling me he was gonna smash it home and then he pathetically tried to sidefoot it and goes stright to the keeper (15 year old by the way) who didnt even have to move
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Posted By: MayoMark
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 8:41am
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------------- They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car... |
Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 9:06am
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f**k ye, i thought i had gotten away with it.
At least i won the quiz to get to take the penalty
 Beat Gary Breen in the quiz.If ye want to see my shocker of a penalty tune into the show tomorrow night on sky sports1 to see it or sat morning. ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: JH91
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 10:10am
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What's that quiz you're talking about? Miss cost ya 500 quid!
That's tough one to take. Would feel bad sl*gging ya. |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 10:19am
What time tomorrow? |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 10:20am
Don't feel bad, this is the official thick thread - sl*g away |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 10:27am
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Scarlah for Guf. ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 10:45am
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Wouldn't be encouraging folk to watch that Guf!! I nominate Mayo Mark,youth licence holder who can't take a fukin throw-in properly ------------- PM me for all forum moderation queries. |
Posted By: MayoMark
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 10:49am
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------------- They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car... |
Posted By: WindBag
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 10:53am
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what made it worse was that none of the Estonians could throw it either !
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Posted By: MayoMark
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 11:18am
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Their bad throws were rubbing off on me ------------- They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car... |
Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 11:34am
Not too sure ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 12:18pm
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I'd just like to add Eire32 to the list (he's done well to make it as far as page 5 in fairness) after his post on Max Power's facebook wall: Eire: "Happy birthday mate, see you in Poland!" Max: "Thanks but it's not my birthday till March" Eire: "ah sh*t, wrong Tim" Thick ------------- 67% points to games ratio at the last Euro's (better than Portugal's) |
Posted By: flick
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 12:20pm
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What about otheik telling everyone he was going to do the airplane celebration when he hits the crossbar and that we better all be chanting for him! ------------- GWAN YBIG |
Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 12:23pm
€500 to miss a peno. And he can't even blame the drink ------------- 67% points to games ratio at the last Euro's (better than Portugal's) |
Posted By: Jerryfromkerry
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 12:50pm
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€500 ............ ouch ------------- No man has the right to fix the boundary to the march of a nation. No man has the right to say to his country “thus far shalt thou go and no further" |
Posted By: Blue Man
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 1:13pm
Brilliant that was. Or when he went to Istanbul instead of Trabzon to watch Liverpool ------------- "Everytime Leeds concede a goal, its like being stabbed in the heart" - Billy Bremner Gary Speed 1969-2011 YBIG Blind Date Champion 2010 |
Posted By: jackshat
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 7:36am
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Who seen it then? He got good power behind it but it was straight at the keeper(who looked about 5 btw) ------------- It's Jack Shat |
Posted By: Trapped
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 5:37pm
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I have to add Drog Addict to the list. He suggested that the lads off OWC may have plotted to come down and steal one of the SS flags ------------- 67% points to games ratio at the last Euro's (better than Portugal's) |
Posted By: drog addict
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 12:04pm
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f**k ye, I was supposed to put a Winky smiley after that comment. ------------- Chips don't bounce |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 3:31pm
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Yeah yeah, a likely story Drog! ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 5:47am
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Big Podge for thinking Springsteen is overrated. What a thick! ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: Sligo Hornet
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 5:52am
Couldn't disagree McG ------------- Wallet ?? What the fcuk is that ? |
Posted By: GreenTribe
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 6:02am
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McG for yet again deleting my threads when i take the piss out of him, sheep!!!!!!!
------------- I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. |
Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 6:03am
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McG for not understanding a simple post, then deleting GT's post highlighting the fact he's queen of the thicks!! ------------- 
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Posted By: Sligo Hornet
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 6:32am
Podge......see my post above ------------- Wallet ?? What the fcuk is that ? |
Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 6:56am
------------- PM me for all forum moderation queries. |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 7:10am
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Bad form bro. ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 7:14am
------------- PM me for all forum moderation queries. |