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eire32
Roy Keane
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Joined: 23 May 2008
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Points: 10372
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Topic: Thursday Laugh Posted: 10 Jul 2008 at 8:49am |
Any one got any jokes/funny stuff.
could do with a laugh.
hears mine
10 things in golf that sound dirty |
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again |
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erimus
Roy Keane
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Location: North Kildare
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Points: 11399
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Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 5:00am |
The Count Went to the Zoo yesterday
and the keeper said to him "The gorilla is on heat Count and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for €500" Count replied "I will on 3 conditions.
1. No kissing
2. My family must never find out
and 3.
I'll need a couple of days to get the cash together"
Edited by erimus - 11 Jul 2008 at 5:01am
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This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano
ROLL ON 2016
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greenarmy
Liam Brady
Joined: 06 Sep 2007
Location: Kildare
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Points: 2654
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Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 5:12am |
A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says.
'It's best I stay here.' he says.
''Why?' says the blonde.
The boy says:
'Because I am the f*cking goalie'
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greenarmy
Liam Brady
Joined: 06 Sep 2007
Location: Kildare
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Points: 2654
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Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 5:14am |
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky."
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
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erimus
Roy Keane
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Location: North Kildare
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Points: 11399
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Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 6:26am |
What's black and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre.
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This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano
ROLL ON 2016
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Bob Hoskins
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Joined: 29 Jul 2007
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Points: 20175
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Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 1:47pm |
seeing as Erimus has set a new precedent,
What do you The Count with his cock in an exhaust pipe?
an enginequeer
Edited by Bob Hoskins - 11 Jul 2008 at 1:48pm
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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The Count
Paul McGrath
Joined: 06 Feb 2007
Location: Romania
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Points: 17177
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Posted: 12 Jul 2008 at 4:40am |
Bob Hoskins wrote:
What do you The Count with his cock in an exhaust pipe?
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you ruined the gag by being a complete Thick!
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