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Originally posted by Badgersboys9 Badgersboys9 wrote:

What's the excuse for that? He hardly uses his phone or ipad to eat his dinner at home?

Probably uses his fingers as he was used to McDonald’s 
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I wanna dig a bit into the Toothpaste thing.

Why were you returning them? Have you bought 4 tubes/ rolls/ whatever units they come in, brought them home, the wife goes HOW MUCH? and you've brought them back?

Intriguing 
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Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

I wanna dig a bit into the Toothpaste thing.

Why were you returning them? Have you bought 4 tubes/ rolls/ whatever units they come in, brought them home, the wife goes HOW MUCH? and you've brought them back?

Intriguing 

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Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Originally posted by Badgersboys9 Badgersboys9 wrote:

What's the excuse for that? He hardly uses his phone or ipad to eat his dinner at home?

Probably uses his fingers as he was used to McDonald’s 

That’s it Newry. He never sat down for a family meal with knives and forks. A lot more common than one would think I reckon too.
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Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

I wanna dig a bit into the Toothpaste thing.

Why were you returning them? Have you bought 4 tubes/ rolls/ whatever units they come in, brought them home, the wife goes HOW MUCH? and you've brought them back?

Intriguing 
so many unanswered questions LOL

So much so that it's brought you out of retirement!
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Originally posted by Badgersboys9 Badgersboys9 wrote:

What's the excuse for that? He hardly uses his phone or ipad to eat his dinner at home?

Probably uses his fingers as he was used to McDonald’s 

That’s it Newry. He never sat down for a family meal with knives and forks. A lot more common than one would think I reckon too.
There's a wee touch of something else in him also then.
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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Another young people gripe.  I live in an area with lots of students.  The amount of times I observe them crossing the road at the entrance to my estate and they dont look around for traffic and step off the kerb onto the road oblivious to their surroundings.  I have seen this numerous times.  I literally have to stop my car to avoid running them over. Its like they are relying on their hearing.  Fat lot of good that is if an electric car, bike or e-scooter clatters into you.

They're mostly not even on their phone. Sometimes they are but its like they are just dopey fookers.

I walked into my bathroom one night - the light was off - to see my son, standing there with his phone in one hand, his lad in the other hand, slashing all over the place (everywhere but the actual toilet) in the dark of the night....

He couldn't even bring himself to get of his phone for 30 seconds to take a piss.

Another time when he was a lot younger, again mesmerised by what's on his iPAD. Goes in for a dump, iPAD on the ground, takes his dump whilst playing roadblocks or whatever - then realises that he never put the toiled seat UP, ends up curling this walking stick out which is sat steaming on the toilet seat - he calls me in - I walk in evaluate the situation and literally ran out of the house screaming.


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Originally posted by MayoMark MayoMark wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

I wanna dig a bit into the Toothpaste thing.

Why were you returning them? Have you bought 4 tubes/ rolls/ whatever units they come in, brought them home, the wife goes HOW MUCH? and you've brought them back?

Intriguing 
so many unanswered questions LOL

So much so that it's brought you out of retirement!



Ah, I dabble a wee bit here and there. The job doesn't allow for f**king about on the internet all day like the old one did.
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Another young people gripe.  I live in an area with lots of students.  The amount of times I observe them crossing the road at the entrance to my estate and they dont look around for traffic and step off the kerb onto the road oblivious to their surroundings.  I have seen this numerous times.  I literally have to stop my car to avoid running them over. Its like they are relying on their hearing.  Fat lot of good that is if an electric car, bike or e-scooter clatters into you.

They're mostly not even on their phone. Sometimes they are but its like they are just dopey fookers.

I walked into my bathroom one night - the light was off - to see my son, standing there with his phone in one hand, his lad in the other hand, slashing all over the place (everywhere but the actual toilet) in the dark of the night....

He couldn't even bring himself to get of his phone for 30 seconds to take a piss.

Another time when he was a lot younger, again mesmerised by what's on his iPAD. Goes in for a dump, iPAD on the ground, takes his dump whilst playing roadblocks or whatever - then realises that he never put the toiled seat UP, ends up curling this walking stick out which is sat steaming on the toilet seat - he calls me in - I walk in evaluate the situation and literally ran out of the house screaming.

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Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

I wanna dig a bit into the Toothpaste thing.

Why were you returning them? Have you bought 4 tubes/ rolls/ whatever units they come in, brought them home, the wife goes HOW MUCH? and you've brought them back?

Intriguing 


 Ahhh easy one as i am always on the look out when things go on special so Toothpaste was €6.60 down to €4.25 the only thing which i missed it was mint flavor ( new to the market hence why on special ) so i decided to take them back . Star
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Originally posted by Claret Murph Claret Murph wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

I wanna dig a bit into the Toothpaste thing.

Why were you returning them? Have you bought 4 tubes/ rolls/ whatever units they come in, brought them home, the wife goes HOW MUCH? and you've brought them back?

Intriguing 


 Ahhh easy one as i am always on the look out when things go on special so Toothpaste was €6.60 down to €4.25 the only thing which i missed it was mint flavor ( new to the market hence why on special ) so i decided to take them back . Star
You normally go for the ham flavour or something?
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Originally posted by Badgersboys9 Badgersboys9 wrote:

Originally posted by Claret Murph Claret Murph wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

I wanna dig a bit into the Toothpaste thing.

Why were you returning them? Have you bought 4 tubes/ rolls/ whatever units they come in, brought them home, the wife goes HOW MUCH? and you've brought them back?

Intriguing 


 Ahhh easy one as i am always on the look out when things go on special so Toothpaste was €6.60 down to €4.25 the only thing which i missed it was mint flavor ( new to the market hence why on special ) so i decided to take them back . Star
You normally go for the ham flavour or something?
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Originally posted by Honey Monster Honey Monster wrote:

Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

People whinging on their Facebook status Angry
 
My mate's girlfriend is up the duff and is always f**king at it.
 
Twats
 
Add people who use status updates for serious issues like how they broke up with their partner, fell out with a mate etc. Keep that sh*t to yourself and dont broadcast it on the web FFS Angry



Years ago, founf out on FB that my uncle in law was going for a massive operation. His daughter put it up!!! AngryAngry
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Originally posted by GoneToShowgies GoneToShowgies wrote:

Originally posted by Honey Monster Honey Monster wrote:

Originally posted by Blue Man Blue Man wrote:

People whinging on their Facebook status Angry
 
My mate's girlfriend is up the duff and is always f**king at it.
 
Twats
 
Add people who use status updates for serious issues like how they broke up with their partner, fell out with a mate etc. Keep that sh*t to yourself and dont broadcast it on the web FFS Angry



Years ago, founf out on FB that my uncle in law was going for a massive operation. His daughter put it up!!! AngryAngry

Afraid this is now 'normal". Found out a childhood friend was killed in a car crash via twitter. f**ked up.
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Never heard or used the expression uncle in law.  What’s that 😀
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Originally posted by Badgersboys9 Badgersboys9 wrote:

Originally posted by Claret Murph Claret Murph wrote:

Originally posted by AntrimMan AntrimMan wrote:

I wanna dig a bit into the Toothpaste thing.

Why were you returning them? Have you bought 4 tubes/ rolls/ whatever units they come in, brought them home, the wife goes HOW MUCH? and you've brought them back?

Intriguing 



 Ahhh easy one as i am always on the look out when things go on special so Toothpaste was €6.60 down to €4.25 the only thing which i missed it was mint flavor ( new to the market hence why on special ) so i decided to take them back . Star

You normally go for the ham flavour or something?
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