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Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Why would you want to be getting anything done? You're clearly I'll so should not be working be it from home or not. Of course I'm assuming you mean work, but still. 

We have a baby on the way any day now so I am about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. 



Without even looking it up, the Honda Goldwing probably has an ashtray to go with it's aircon so the Japanese wouldn't write you off as useless just yet. 
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

LOLonce my telly is turned on the remote is never touched. We’d be using the VM remote. And there’s someone in my gaff all day long so telly is always on the go! Once I sit down at 4pm it’s sure to go offBig smile

Ye need to get out more chief. Parenting, eh LOL
or press a button 
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What's going on here....

Please tell me that BSM knows you've to press a button on the main tv remote to keep it from going off? Say it aint so BSM......
He just gets the butler to do it for him. Sure ya couldn’t be interrupting your 4pm coffee at home 
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

LOLonce my telly is turned on the remote is never touched. We’d be using the VM remote. And there’s someone in my gaff all day long so telly is always on the go! Once I sit down at 4pm it’s sure to go offBig smile

Ye need to get out more chief. Parenting, eh LOL
or press a button 
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What's going on here....

Please tell me that BSM knows you've to press a button on the main tv remote to keep it from going off? Say it aint so BSM......
Everyday is a school day for BSM LOL
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

LOLonce my telly is turned on the remote is never touched. We’d be using the VM remote. And there’s someone in my gaff all day long so telly is always on the go! Once I sit down at 4pm it’s sure to go offBig smile

Ye need to get out more chief. Parenting, eh LOL
or press a button 
Confused

What's going on here....

Please tell me that BSM knows you've to press a button on the main tv remote to keep it from going off? Say it aint so BSM......
Yes son. But I can never find it,that is most of the problem,not the actually pressing of the focking button !
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Originally posted by 9fingers 9fingers wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

LOLonce my telly is turned on the remote is never touched. We’d be using the VM remote. And there’s someone in my gaff all day long so telly is always on the go! Once I sit down at 4pm it’s sure to go offBig smile

Ye need to get out more chief. Parenting, eh LOL
or press a button 
Confused

What's going on here....

Please tell me that BSM knows you've to press a button on the main tv remote to keep it from going off? Say it aint so BSM......
He just gets the butler to do it for him. Sure ya couldn’t be interrupting your 4pm coffee at home 
it’s normally a roar of “where’s the focking zapper”!
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I have to stoop at the ATM I use when the bank is closed because the shrubbery is out of control and at my eye level (I'm 6'3). Also liable to get spiders on you. You'd think they'd do something about it or someone would complain.

I've also noticed a growing trend when driving in the sticks where when a cyclist is approaching you from the opposite direction the car/van behind them will dangerously overtake on to your side of the road instead of waiting a couple of seconds for you to pass and do it safely. I have the right of way like. It's incredibly childish and dangerous.
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Originally posted by sausy sausy wrote:

Originally posted by Baldrick Baldrick wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Why would you want to be getting anything done? You're clearly I'll so should not be working be it from home or not. Of course I'm assuming you mean work, but still. 

We have a baby on the way any day now so I am about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. 



Without even looking it up, the Honda Goldwing probably has an ashtray to go with it's aircon so the Japanese wouldn't write you off as useless just yet. 


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Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by 9fingers 9fingers wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

LOLonce my telly is turned on the remote is never touched. We’d be using the VM remote. And there’s someone in my gaff all day long so telly is always on the go! Once I sit down at 4pm it’s sure to go offBig smile

Ye need to get out more chief. Parenting, eh LOL
or press a button 
Confused

What's going on here....

Please tell me that BSM knows you've to press a button on the main tv remote to keep it from going off? Say it aint so BSM......
He just gets the butler to do it for him. Sure ya couldn’t be interrupting your 4pm coffee at home 
it’s normally a roar of “where’s the focking zapper”!

The best invention is pressing the sky box and the remote starts beeping so you can find it easily.
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Originally posted by Baldrick Baldrick wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by 9fingers 9fingers wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

LOLonce my telly is turned on the remote is never touched. We’d be using the VM remote. And there’s someone in my gaff all day long so telly is always on the go! Once I sit down at 4pm it’s sure to go offBig smile

Ye need to get out more chief. Parenting, eh LOL
or press a button 
Confused

What's going on here....

Please tell me that BSM knows you've to press a button on the main tv remote to keep it from going off? Say it aint so BSM......
He just gets the butler to do it for him. Sure ya couldn’t be interrupting your 4pm coffee at home 
it’s normally a roar of “where’s the focking zapper”!

The best invention is pressing the sky box and the remote starts beeping so you can find it easily.
don’t have SkyCry
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Annoying on audiobooks that very often the author of an autobiography doesn't do the narration themselves.  

For example, not really the same listening to someone else reading out Roy Keane's book or Tyson Fury's book. You want the real man. 
A few days of work in it alright but find it lazy that they won't just narrate it themselves. Turns me off if not narrated by the author. 



Edited by t_rAndy - 26 Aug 2022 at 7:09pm
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Originally posted by t_rAndy t_rAndy wrote:

Annoying on audiobooks that very often the author of an autobiography doesn't do the narration themselves.  

For example, not really the same listening to someone else reading out Roy Keane's book or Tyson Fury's book. You want the real man. 
A few days of work in it alright but find it lazy that they won't just narrate it themselves. Turns me off if not narrated by the author. 


I'd be cracking up so much reading Keane narrating his own book that it would probably take me a year to finish it.
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American couples calling each other 'babe' constantly.

American guy pranks his girlfriend by calling her by her first name and she throws a whopper strop.

I really should stop watching this tripe.
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Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by 9fingers 9fingers wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

LOLonce my telly is turned on the remote is never touched. We’d be using the VM remote. And there’s someone in my gaff all day long so telly is always on the go! Once I sit down at 4pm it’s sure to go offBig smile

Ye need to get out more chief. Parenting, eh LOL
or press a button 
Confused

What's going on here....

Please tell me that BSM knows you've to press a button on the main tv remote to keep it from going off? Say it aint so BSM......
He just gets the butler to do it for him. Sure ya couldn’t be interrupting your 4pm coffee at home 
it’s normally a roar of “where’s the focking zapper”!
its not a focking zapper, its a moken troll.
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The Americanisation of the Irish accent among women.

My car has no CD player so I have to listen to the radio. I have two choices. I can listen to the utter dross that is modern music where every male/female artist sounds exactly the same; the endless fookin' sensitive caterwauling that every male artist replicates in the Ed Sheeran style or the breathless, guttural caterwauling that every female artist does be at. Or the alternative, which is listening to Irish DJs or Irish women on Joe Duffy pronouncing daughter like "dodder", later like "lader", etc.

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Originally posted by Hotlips_Hoolahan Hotlips_Hoolahan wrote:

The Americanisation of the Irish accent among women.

My car has no CD player so I have to listen to the radio. I have two choices. I can listen to the utter dross that is modern music where every male/female artist sounds exactly the same; the endless fookin' sensitive caterwauling that every male artist replicates in the Ed Sheeran style or the breathless, guttural caterwauling that every female artist does be at. Or the alternative, which is listening to Irish DJs or Irish women on Joe Duffy pronouncing daughter like "dodder", later like "lader", etc.

Does my nut in.


Do yourself a favour and get a Bluetooth transmitter for your phone, it'll be the best tenner you'll spend. Irish radio is f**king woeful. Theres not one station that doesnt use a preset playlist and they all have pratty overpaid presenters that do your nut in.
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Originally posted by Bandwagon Bandwagon wrote:

Originally posted by Hotlips_Hoolahan Hotlips_Hoolahan wrote:

The Americanisation of the Irish accent among women.

My car has no CD player so I have to listen to the radio. I have two choices. I can listen to the utter dross that is modern music where every male/female artist sounds exactly the same; the endless fookin' sensitive caterwauling that every male artist replicates in the Ed Sheeran style or the breathless, guttural caterwauling that every female artist does be at. Or the alternative, which is listening to Irish DJs or Irish women on Joe Duffy pronouncing daughter like "dodder", later like "lader", etc.

Does my nut in.


Do yourself a favour and get a Bluetooth transmitter for your phone, it'll be the best tenner you'll spend. Irish radio is f**king woeful. Theres not one station that doesnt use a preset playlist and they all have pratty overpaid presenters that do your nut in.

Not a tech head in the slightest bit I'll look into that. Cheers!
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Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by 9fingers 9fingers wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

LOLonce my telly is turned on the remote is never touched. We’d be using the VM remote. And there’s someone in my gaff all day long so telly is always on the go! Once I sit down at 4pm it’s sure to go offBig smile

Ye need to get out more chief. Parenting, eh LOL
or press a button 
Confused

What's going on here....

Please tell me that BSM knows you've to press a button on the main tv remote to keep it from going off? Say it aint so BSM......
He just gets the butler to do it for him. Sure ya couldn’t be interrupting your 4pm coffee at home 
it’s normally a roar of “where’s the focking zapper”!
its not a focking zapper, its a moken troll.

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