things that annoy the fook out of you

 It's €22 in my barbers

That Table Table bar belonging to the Premier Inn I was in the other night there Flanno, was waiting at the bar a solid 10 mins and about 4 people in the whole place. Yer wan was struggling with a new keg of Stella and couldn't get the head right. I, being my helpful, pervy self told her exactly what to do to get it right if she didnt want to start messing with the gas. Would she listen, would she fcuk. Eventually a male colleague came along and did exactly what I said to do and hey presto. anyway, one order at a time and taking all day about it too.

 Self service are the worst. It takes an age. They won't read the vegetables properly, you have to get one member of staff, who is doing 20 tills, to come over because you have a bottle of wine. It keeps telling you to put 'it in the bagging area' when the f**king thing is in the bagging area. 

I have also noticed upon my return home, how less annoying people are in supermarkets here. People apologise for being in your way. The staff don't try and run you over just because they have a massive trolley for the shelves and if you happen to be staring at a shelve with other people you don't actually have to wait your turn. More than one person can stare at a shelf at a time. It is a remarkable concept that somebody should teach the English in schools.