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Originally posted by FrankosHereNow FrankosHereNow wrote:

Driving into work this morning and stopped at the lights. Looked in my rear view mirror and some auld lad (60+ I'd say) is having a smoke in the car while what I can only presume is his 2 year old granddaughter is sitting in the back of the car. 

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Actually, a thing that annoys me are the remaining morons who smoke while they walk. They exhale the smoke back into your face if you’re walking behind them. It’s both annoying and gross.

Please stick the dank alcoves adjacent to buildings.


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When you are in the middle of a great dump that you been holding to for a couple of hours and the f**king doorbell rings.

When you sit down to have a dump and whatever way your cock is angled that you piss through the gap of the seat and get it all over your kaks.

Idiots in public toilets who cant comprehend that you are having a peaceful dump and there is a reason the door is locked so stop pulling at it you thick.
 
That's just careless, gotta make sure before you evacuate that the mickey is safely pointed downwards and your side of the pot.  Pissed the kaks once and once only, like I say careless otherwise.
 
Other three sentences ring (pun intended) true.  I'm always fearful however the fooking lock is faulty and some coont will manage to open a "locked" door and your peaceful dump is just ruined.


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Originally posted by FrankosHereNow FrankosHereNow wrote:

Driving into work this morning and stopped at the lights. Looked in my rear view mirror and some auld lad (60+ I'd say) is having a smoke in the car while what I can only presume is his 2 year old granddaughter is sitting in the back of the car. 

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That's officially an offence now isn't it?  As in you can be fined for being caught.  I'm sure the Gardaí have managed to catch thousands at this. Confused
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Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Originally posted by FrankosHereNow FrankosHereNow wrote:

Driving into work this morning and stopped at the lights. Looked in my rear view mirror and some auld lad (60+ I'd say) is having a smoke in the car while what I can only presume is his 2 year old granddaughter is sitting in the back of the car. 

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That's officially an offence now isn't it?  As in you can be fined for being caught.  I'm sure the Gardaí have managed to catch thousands at this. Confused
There should be a Garda in every car where  there is a child.
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Originally posted by Het-field Het-field wrote:

Originally posted by FrankosHereNow FrankosHereNow wrote:

Driving into work this morning and stopped at the lights. Looked in my rear view mirror and some auld lad (60+ I'd say) is having a smoke in the car while what I can only presume is his 2 year old granddaughter is sitting in the back of the car. 

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Actually, a thing that annoys me are the remaining morons who smoke while they walk. They exhale the smoke back into your face if you’re walking behind them. It’s both annoying and gross.

Please stick the dank alcoves adjacent to buildings.
Even worse are the ones who vape - then you have clouds of smoke everywhere that you have to then walk through if you're walking behind them. Dead
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Originally posted by ConorMac77 ConorMac77 wrote:

Originally posted by Het-field Het-field wrote:

Originally posted by FrankosHereNow FrankosHereNow wrote:

Driving into work this morning and stopped at the lights. Looked in my rear view mirror and some auld lad (60+ I'd say) is having a smoke in the car while what I can only presume is his 2 year old granddaughter is sitting in the back of the car. 

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Actually, a thing that annoys me are the remaining morons who smoke while they walk. They exhale the smoke back into your face if you’re walking behind them. It’s both annoying and gross.

Please stick the dank alcoves adjacent to buildings.
Even worse are the ones who vape - then you have clouds of smoke everywhere that you have to then walk through if you're walking behind them. Dead

So vaping smoke  is worse than cigarette smoke Confused
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I assume he's referring to the volume. Some people who use vapes set them up so they are inhaling the contents of small Zeppelin blimps with each drag.
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The smell off vapes is nauseating too.  Bring back the pipe, that smelt gorgeous.

Edited by pre Madonna - 22 Mar 2019 at 5:34pm
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A man and 2 young kids get into the car beside me in a car park, one of the young kids wallops her car door off mine.
The man is on the other side and doesn’t see it (or pretends not to see it).
WTF are you supposed to do?
I did nothing.
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Originally posted by GB 1HughJarse GB 1HughJarse wrote:

A man and 2 young kids get into the car beside me in a car park, one of the young kids wallops her car door off mine.
The man is on the other side and doesn’t see it (or pretends not to see it).
WTF are you supposed to do?
I did nothing.
Park further away?
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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

The smell off vapes is nauseating too.  Bring back the pipe, that smelt gorgeous.


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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Originally posted by GB 1HughJarse GB 1HughJarse wrote:

A man and 2 young kids get into the car beside me in a car park, one of the young kids wallops her car door off mine.
The man is on the other side and doesn’t see it (or pretends not to see it).
WTF are you supposed to do?
I did nothing.
Park further away?

Yes, park as far away from mini vans, banged up cars, Nissan micras and white Van's. It drives me f**king nuts. I parked in st Stephen's green car  park today, drive all the way to the top to avoid other cars only for some **** in an SUV (add those pricks to the list) to park right next to me, the fooking place was empty too.


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