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When the pump at the forecourt is bogey and you have to manoeuvre to avoid the f**king clicking Angry
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Originally posted by GoneToShowgies GoneToShowgies wrote:

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Another advert on telly, the one where he has an app for his doorbell. Firstly, he is a smug looking prick whose face makes you want to pick up a crowbar, but what sort of burglar rings the doorbell? I would imagine very few people do, even less now that burglars know that they know they are going to be hooked up to someone's phone, especially if they might have to talk to a **** like him.

Makes sense really. If you ring the bell and there is no answer it is the perfect house to try and burgal cause its empty. 
Why would that make it empty? I know plenty of people, including myself, who would never answer the door unless expecting somebody. Also, they might be in bed, in the shower etc. 
If I wanted to burgle somebody or a particular street, I would 'case the place' better than just turning up and ringing the bell. 
you overestimate the intelligence of a lot of burglars. 
Looking at it from a potential customer's point of view (I'm not, but anyway), I would want a product or service that will only work against f**king eejits.
Secondly, I'd be even less likely to purchase it after they have shown all the f**king eejits what not to do when robbing a house, or maybe it is a cunning plan to sell another product of theirs that catches burglars when they go around the back and is only available after purchasing the other yoke.
robbing ****s protecting you against robbing ****s....
The system is about robbing ****: Don't blame the players, blame the game.

The point I am making, more importantly, is that it isn't protecting you, it is just getting you to spend money on something you don't need or won't secure your home.
If only there was a term for these people...


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Stupid shaped jars that people don't put back the right way. Go to the cupboard for a teabag and a plastic jar of Tate and Lyle's maple syrup falls from the other side. I am covered in it and it was a nightmare to get off the floor, the door, the kitchen top, the microwave...
I am walking about like a f**king pancake!
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That’s a real sticky situation you’ve gotten yourself into
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

When the pump at the forecourt is bogey and you have to manoeuvre to avoid the f**king clicking Angry
Its not bogey. Its a safety feature on pumps that activates when the fuel is not getting into the tank quickly enough and has backed up to the nozzle and/or is in danger of spilling out onto the ground. Usually a quick readjustment solves this issue. 
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Stupid shaped jars that people don't put back the right way. Go to the cupboard for a teabag and a plastic jar of Tate and Lyle's maple syrup falls from the other side. I am covered in it and it was a nightmare to get off the floor, the door, the kitchen top, the microwave...
I am walking about like a f**king pancake!



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Originally posted by Denis Irwin Denis Irwin wrote:

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Stupid shaped jars that people don't put back the right way. Go to the cupboard for a teabag and a plastic jar of Tate and Lyle's maple syrup falls from the other side. I am covered in it and it was a nightmare to get off the floor, the door, the kitchen top, the microwave...
I am walking about like a f**king pancake!



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I thought you were fond of the jar PM?   That's a sticky situation you have gotten yourself into there. 
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Originally posted by Denis Irwin Denis Irwin wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Stupid shaped jars that people don't put back the right way. Go to the cupboard for a teabag and a plastic jar of Tate and Lyle's maple syrup falls from the other side. I am covered in it and it was a nightmare to get off the floor, the door, the kitchen top, the microwave...
I am walking about like a f**king pancake!



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I thought you were fond of the jar PM?   That's a sticky situation you have gotten yourself into there. 
Sloppy punning there TJ, Baggio has used that one just a couple of posts up. I would have thought this was a golden opportunity.
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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Originally posted by Denis Irwin Denis Irwin wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Stupid shaped jars that people don't put back the right way. Go to the cupboard for a teabag and a plastic jar of Tate and Lyle's maple syrup falls from the other side. I am covered in it and it was a nightmare to get off the floor, the door, the kitchen top, the microwave...
I am walking about like a f**king pancake!



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I thought you were fond of the jar PM?   That's a sticky situation you have gotten yourself into there. 
Sloppy punning there TJ, Baggio has used that one just a couple of posts up. I would have thought this was a golden opportunity.


Didn't see it.  I'd say you're in a right Tate with all that syrup on you
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Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

When the pump at the forecourt is bogey and you have to manoeuvre to avoid the f**king clicking Angry
Its not bogey. Its a safety feature on pumps that activates when the fuel is not getting into the tank quickly enough and has backed up to the nozzle and/or is in danger of spilling out onto the ground. Usually a quick readjustment solves this issue. 

So what you’re saying is it’s a bogey pump requiring a readjustment?
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

When the pump at the forecourt is bogey and you have to manoeuvre to avoid the f**king clicking Angry
Its not bogey. Its a safety feature on pumps that activates when the fuel is not getting into the tank quickly enough and has backed up to the nozzle and/or is in danger of spilling out onto the ground. Usually a quick readjustment solves this issue. 

So what you’re saying is it’s a bogey pump requiring a readjustment?
No it's to stop diesel or petrol overflowing out of the tank, actually because of air in the funnel to the tank, if it clicks when you pump, take out the nozzle wait ten seconds and pump it again and it'll work fine 
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

When the pump at the forecourt is bogey and you have to manoeuvre to avoid the f**king clicking Angry
Its not bogey. Its a safety feature on pumps that activates when the fuel is not getting into the tank quickly enough and has backed up to the nozzle and/or is in danger of spilling out onto the ground. Usually a quick readjustment solves this issue. 

So what you’re saying is it’s a bogey pump requiring a readjustment?
No, its a feature devised for blondes. 
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Christmas ads. This trend the last few years of trying to do touching, emotional ads. It's f**king embarrassing at this stage.

The Boots ad ConfusedConfusedConfused
They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car...
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Aye.

You would be the first in Boots though if they gave you a good rate on the mortgage Marko Clap


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l hear you are a racist now, father ?
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Aye.

You would be the first in Boots though if they gave you a good rate on the mortgage Marko Clap

If boots enter the mortgage market and give me a solid rate, I'm all ears Clap
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Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

Aye.

You would be the first in Boots though if they gave you a good rate on the mortgage Marko Clap
They probably will soon.
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Originally posted by MayoMark MayoMark wrote:

Originally posted by BabbsBalls BabbsBalls wrote:

Aye.

You would be the first in Boots though if they gave you a good rate on the mortgage Marko Clap

If boots enter the mortgage market and give me a solid rate, I'm all ears Clap

They probably sell a cream for that as well
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