things that annoy the fook out of you

Toilet seats that don't stay up when you are trying to have a piss

drog addict wrote: Toilet seats that don't stay up when you are trying to have a piss

Food recycling bins. The wee ones they give you to put in your kitchen.

drog addict wrote: Bob Hoskins wrote: drog addict wrote: Toilet seats that don't stay up when you are trying to have a piss How can anyone that has one in their gaff not sort it out, drives me demented and you end up pissing all over their toilet trying to put your foot up or some other contortionists pissition  Sometimes it whoever installs the jacks and has the bowl too close to the cistern  which doesn't give enough room to lean the toilet seat on. These ****s need to die roaring

Cleaning someone else's skid marks off the back of a toilet bowl so the person waiting outside doesn't think it was you!

. sh*tting in pub toilets  , but did have to avail of this 1 day after a good feed of Guinness, the problem though trying to go without giving it the full on gosling, you know the happy grunt when you let fly and the clatter of the follow on cocophony of gunfire and that AHhhhh at the end and then the comics at the urinal with their unique take on what they have just heard. “Fckin hell mate you need to see a doctor” or “Jaysus the last time I heard and smelt something like that was in the zoo” you know the type, and then as you amble back to your seat a little round of applause from a table as the lads are sitting there after telling their mots there’s hairy hole now, don’t know what was redder me hole or me face

FREEWHEELER wrote: Stupid, reckless coont of a taxi driver today, driving towards junction of Ardee St/Pimlico from Patrick Street direction where road curves left, me with right of way.  To my right is a Stop sign at the junction of Pimlico/Ardee St (newsagent there if people know it) and this stupid bastard taxi man drives straight through the Stop sign without braking or looking, I missed colliding with him by inches.  Coont then gave me the finger when I glared at him.   f**king stupid reckless, arrogant coont, mercy of God I'm not onto my insurance company with a banjaxed car.

Neil Armstrong wrote: FREEWHEELER wrote: Stupid, reckless coont of a taxi driver today, driving towards junction of Ardee St/Pimlico from Patrick Street direction where road curves left, me with right of way.  To my right is a Stop sign at the junction of Pimlico/Ardee St (newsagent there if people know it) and this stupid bastard taxi man drives straight through the Stop sign without braking or looking, I missed colliding with him by inches.  Coont then gave me the finger when I glared at him.   f**king stupid reckless, arrogant coont, mercy of God I'm not onto my insurance company with a banjaxed car. you don't drive a green mini by any chance?

cardwizzard wrote: When your in the same 2/3 WhatsApp group with a few lads. Feckers post same video to all the groups, and one lad even sends them by pm just in case you didnt see it in 3 group chats! GTF