things that annoy the fook out of you

I thoroughly enjoyed this evening's Nationwide. The Waterford new cycle ways route was very interesting

      The Cottage Industry                                   He likes to seem as a man of esteem,a man of honour and virtue,but be aware,take added care,the guise is there to hurt you.     His only skills are the forms he fills for his hungry, hilly grazing,where heather and weed struggle to feed because of his greedy saving     His only graft is his lowly craft of lowlife dirty dealings,where lies and deceit are the only receipt one gets for injured feelings    Spun from spools for innocent fools is a web of false security,but once they've bought,they are well caught on the ebb of his pious purity    Woven from a spindle for the quick quid swindle is a yarn of wily weave,he works his loom his victim to groom and flatters to deceive     Look hard and you'll find in all mankind,or even basic creature,a noble trait in the not-so -great,but still a redeeming feature.But despite my best in this my quest,my efforts have been in vain,for even being kind,none can I find in in you..just cynical disdain.

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Mytaxi.
f**king Hailo worked fine, now they've a worse app, worse name, advertisements everywhere and the f**king thing doesn't work. Twice I've used it and my location is miles off, try to change it and nothing works, eventually hail a normal taxi home and then start receiving calls from a taxi man a half hour later wondering where I am.

Celebrity do gooder,BONO....don't hear so much about him now,thank f,but I kinda miss hating his bandwaggon good guyness

Those gimps from the Happy Pear, they boil my piss and every **** who acts like them......

When a work colleague is on a phone call in the office, and seemingly my name is mentioned on that phone call, so said work colleague then starts staring, nodding and making silly facial expressions at me, as if I am a mind reader or have some sort of supernatural hearing and have been listening all along to what is being said on that private phone conversation, and can then join in and answer their query, or whatever the f**k it is he's staring at me about!

The young lad just dropped and smashed the iPad.
It still works, but the screen is cracked and chipped.

How much roughly to get it repaired?

You're driving along, there isn't enough room for you and the oncoming car to pass, so you pull in to let them pass,

8 times out of 10 if it's a woman driver she WON'T thank you.

9 times out of 10 a man WILL thank you.