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Roberto Baggio
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Have they done the pass the parcel bit yet were everyone gets a chance to nurse it?
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bogball88
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I bailed before that crap started |
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coyne
Paul McGrath Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Location: Sunderland Status: Offline Points: 15881 |
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Its actually quicker! By the time all the items are scanned through and their amazingly slow bank card reader is done I’m all ready! |
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MC Hammered
Jack Charlton Joined: 05 Oct 2011 Status: Offline Points: 6874 |
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I do that but I'm a fookin ninja. A black belt. Have the groceries stacked according to where they are going to be placed in the bags. Tinned and hard stuff at the front with the fruit and breakable products last to go in. The bag is ready to go, an assessment has been made as to whether multiple ones are needed and I have the debit card in an easy to reach pocket. Then the cash register chump starts lamping the groceries at me at a F1 pace and I am moving like Tony Manero putting them away. The only potential fly in the ointment is when the missus interferes with the system putting sh1t in the wrong place or rearranging the set up.
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El Puto Amo
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9fingers
Paul McGrath Ballymun Resident #MONKEANO Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Status: Offline Points: 16144 |
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irishmufc
Robbie Keane I love Vulvas Joined: 09 Aug 2011 Location: Dublin Status: Online Points: 25099 |
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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The Huntacha
Roy Keane Joined: 27 Mar 2012 Location: Dubai Status: Offline Points: 12795 |
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I'm talking a large amount of groceries here, ones that take up half of the conveyor belt. Small to medium shops I have no issue with.
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Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic."
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Claret Murph
Paul McGrath Hmmm, Goodness, I must say Joined: 16 Apr 2009 Location: Tibet Status: Offline Points: 15758 |
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like a 20 stones woman had sat on them these are the people who I would get to pack my bags .
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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Roberto Baggio
Robbie Keane UNBELIEVABLE JEFF Joined: 28 Jan 2010 Status: Online Points: 37346 |
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When people count the Charity Shield as a trophy
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pre Madonna
Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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An excellent synopsis of my situation. We pay in cash usually, but I am good at estimating the cost of it and have the missus ready with the figure rounded up to th nearest tenner. Her job is solely to hand the money over and bring the trolley back.
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MC Hammered
Jack Charlton Joined: 05 Oct 2011 Status: Offline Points: 6874 |
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I would knock that little 9 year old GAA money grabbing coont spark out
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El Puto Amo
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Het-field
Roy Keane By Appointment to His Majesty The King Joined: 08 Mar 2016 Status: Offline Points: 10695 |
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How dare you! Man United won a treble in 2016-2017! |
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Claret Murph
Paul McGrath Hmmm, Goodness, I must say Joined: 16 Apr 2009 Location: Tibet Status: Offline Points: 15758 |
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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SuperDave84
Robbie Keane ooh Thomas, how could you do this to me! Joined: 26 Aug 2011 Location: Far Fungannon Status: Offline Points: 21384 |
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F**king clowns behind the tills don't cop that at all. Like they'll often reach over and around stuff and pass you the small, bitty stuff first. It's clear: big sh*t first, small stuff later, delicate stuff last. Too many idiots behind the tills don't realise that. Also, I can't remember the last time the Dunnes Stores staff said "please" after saying much my groceries cost. Its "That's 42.21", not "That's 42.21 please". Also, the fact Dunnes don't use rounding to the nearest 5c. Pain in the hole when you're paying with cash. |
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SuperDave84
Robbie Keane ooh Thomas, how could you do this to me! Joined: 26 Aug 2011 Location: Far Fungannon Status: Offline Points: 21384 |
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Mattie McGrath.
He's a fool. |
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22174 |
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Wolves being 2-0 up last night and conceding out of the blue in the 93rd minute, which meant the money I was counting from the bookies just slipped out of my hands..........
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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Butch
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You prob thought she was looking maintenance ya fcuker |
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39849 |
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That Nescafe ad where the bloke has all the people he has ever met in his life in the audience and starts asking them questions. Yeah. That would happen.
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