things that annoy the fook out of you

FREEWHEELER wrote: Rosanna Fookin Davidson annoys the fook outa me.  I did this, I did that, I hung out with Liverpool squad the weekend, I agree with Page 3 tits being done away with in The Sun, blah blah blah blah, what an insufferable GEEBAG (in my opinion).   FOOK OFF.

FREEWHEELER wrote: Baldrick wrote: FREEWHEELER wrote: Rosanna Fookin Davidson annoys the fook outa me.  I did this, I did that, I hung out with Liverpool squad the weekend, I agree with Page 3 tits being done away with in The Sun, blah blah blah blah, what an insufferable GEEBAG (in my opinion).   FOOK OFF. I only know she said all of that because I just read your post.  How did you find out her option on these things.  Are you following her on twitter or bugging her phone or something or hanging around the jacks of Cyrstal or something.    Naw, I don't do the stalking thing Balders, I just haven't had anyone to despise in a while.

Edited by Baldrick - 15 Aug 2013 at 3:43pm

Just had an episode of sex but can't cum

When you go in with no air cover, make sure you withdraw the troops in time



Women in front of me in shops taking fcukin ages to pay for their shopping.How long does it take to get a your purse out of your handbag?Why dont they have the purse ready when the items are totalled up instead of waiting to be prompted?!

Edited by irishmufc - 17 Aug 2013 at 12:40am

11 Austrian students come into the pub at midnight on a Friday and order 4 mineral waters between them

irishmufc wrote: Salzburglilly wrote: 11 Austrian students come into the pub at midnight on a Friday and order 4 mineral waters between them Id love if they tried it in my local . They'd be left in no doubt where to go

Some shower alright, fooked out another few muppets who came in smoking  and brought their own bottles of Hino into the boozer.

Jesus was my first time in America this summer.
The whole experience of going to the till/checkout in a store is an ordeal. It's like an interrogation.

Are you a member?
Have you a discount coupon?
Can I have your date of birth sir?
Would you like to sign up for emails?.....yadda yadda yadda

I came out of 1 joint and said to my missus I felt I'd been on a blind date with your 1 behind the counter.

Muppets.

Edited by Jackthelad - 17 Aug 2013 at 8:20am

I'd never be rude for the sake of it, in fact I had banter with the girl where I had the worst experience of it, definitely not her fault, but surely a business can look and see big queues and ask themselves how can we cut these back?
I'm in an impatient f**ker though so probably bothers me more than most,

t_rAndy wrote: 9fingers wrote: AntrimMan wrote: an 'episode'?  Dafuq Andy?  seriously though Andy, an episode? Yeah it's long running series in which I drink a dozen Tyskie and get too smashed to cum.