things that annoy the fook out of you

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Edited by horsebox - 12 Jan 2013 at 8:28pm

Posts that contain multiple really really really long quotes!

horsebox wrote: Trapped wrote: Clonbhoy wrote: Trapped wrote: Having a cold/flu for 5 weeks   people who call a cold 'the flu'. I f ya had the f**king flu you would be in hospital, what you have is a runny nose, a cough and a serious case of being a moaning bastard.   People who are 'intolerant' of certain foods. 'I am intolerant of dairy, it gives me slight acid reflux'. 'Does this dish have any gluten in it? I am intolerant'. Intolerable more like. Right then you medical marvel. I was sent home from work on Monday on account of looking so run down but I had got into the habit of overriding the feeling and trying to forget about it. Went to the doctor and it turns out I had a throat infection, abnormal respiratory patterns as well as several other strong flu related symptoms, which had intensified over the last week. I've been on four different types of medication since Monday and spent the majority of the week in bed. Of course, it's a pity I didn't have your expert medical opinion to save all this unnecessary messing around. And funnily enough, like FW, I know two coeliacs who both describe themselves as intolerant to gluten and have told me how serious the effects can be if they don't monitor what they eat carefully and, for that reason, I've no problem with them taking as long as they need to order something. Ye gobsh*te What 4 different types of medication? Surely strong flu symptoms is a just another way is saying you have a cold. What does abnormal respiratory patterns mean?

See above. What you on about anyway? You smoking some of Clonbhoy's wacky tobacky?

Clonbhoy wrote: Trapped wrote: Clonbhoy wrote: Trapped wrote: Having a cold/flu for 5 weeks   people who call a cold 'the flu'. I f ya had the f**king flu you would be in hospital, what you have is a runny nose, a cough and a serious case of being a moaning bastard.   People who are 'intolerant' of certain foods. 'I am intolerant of dairy, it gives me slight acid reflux'. 'Does this dish have any gluten in it? I am intolerant'. Intolerable more like. Right then you medical marvel. I was sent home from work on Monday on account of looking so run down but I had got into the habit of overriding the feeling and trying to forget about it. Went to the doctor and it turns out I had a throat infection, abnormal respiratory patterns as well as several other strong flu related symptoms, which had intensified over the last week. I've been on four different types of medication since Monday and spent the majority of the week in bed. Of course, it's a pity I didn't have your expert medical opinion to save all this unnecessary messing around. And funnily enough, like FW, I know two coeliacs who both describe themselves as intolerant to gluten and have told me how serious the effects can be if they don't monitor what they eat carefully and, for that reason, I've no problem with them taking as long as they need to order something. Ye gobsh*te They are not 'intolerant' to anything. They have coeliac disease, a disease which triggers an immune reaction to certain foods such as wheat, rye and barley. If they describe themselves as intolerant they are falling foul of using a more widespread word which should only be used for more trifling matters. Much the same as people who use cold for the term flu. Or use the term cold/flu to describe abnormal respiratory patterns. Oh and I don't give a f**k how long people take to order food, what annoys me is people taking on pretend allergies to cover up their own pretiousness and fussiness which dilutes the necessities of people who suffer from genuine allergies and autoimmune disorders. Ya prick

Not that I should be bothered explaining this to the likes of you, but anyway. The most common causes of influenza are chills, fever, muscle pain, sore throat, muscle pain, severe headache, coughing, weakness/fatigue and general discomfort. I was sent home work on Monday as I was randomly breaking into cold sweats and looked in a jocker altogether. The doctor himself said that after examining me the cold I had had developed into the flu. I'm not going into all the symptoms but I've had them all and one or two others (still not 100% and won't be out the weekend). As a result, I've been bed ridden for the last 5/6 days, barely leaving the house. Now what exactly makes you qualified to dispute any of this? I would kindly suggest you keep your mouth shut when it comes to making diagnoses over the internet, which you know nothing about.

Coeliacs are intolerant to gluten - they are extremely intolerant to the point where it causes the nutrients normally absorbed to certain parts of the body to go elsewhere, bringing on the symptoms. The symptoms don't necessarily come on straight away. People with milder intolerance to gluten run the risk of developing coeliac disease if they eat too much gluten, aka don't monitor their intake. The people who told me this stuff are both coeliacs are for several reasons I would take their word over yours.

I'm sure you have grand notions about your superior knowledge to the medical professions and indeed everyone else but in reality you haven't got a fookin clue.

Flat screws

Trapped wrote: Clonbhoy wrote: Trapped wrote: Having a cold/flu for 5 weeks   people who call a cold 'the flu'. I f ya had the f**king flu you would be in hospital, what you have is a runny nose, a cough and a serious case of being a moaning bastard.   People who are 'intolerant' of certain foods. 'I am intolerant of dairy, it gives me slight acid reflux'. 'Does this dish have any gluten in it? I am intolerant'. Intolerable more like. Right then you medical marvel. I was sent home from work on Monday on account of looking so run down but I had got into the habit of overriding the feeling and trying to forget about it. Went to the doctor and it turns out I had a throat infection, abnormal respiratory patterns as well as several other strong flu related symptoms, which had intensified over the last week. I've been on four different types of medication since Monday and spent the majority of the week in bed. Of course, it's a pity I didn't have your expert medical opinion to save all this unnecessary messing around. And funnily enough, like FW, I know two coeliacs who both describe themselves as intolerant to gluten and have told me how serious the effects can be if they don't monitor what they eat carefully and, for that reason, I've no problem with them taking as long as they need to order something. Ye gobsh*te

What 4 different types of medication?
Surely strong flu symptoms is a just another way is saying you have a cold.
What does abnormal respiratory patterns mean?

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My condolences, this is a terrible thing to experience in the morning!

irishmufc wrote: bhob wrote: drog addict wrote: Security at Dublin airport this morning. In the q for over half an hour. The amount of idiots who decide when they actually get to the front then decide to take all the sh*t out of their pockets, realise that they have toiletries over the the allowance, take off their belts and generaly acting the prick. These clowns had plenty of time in the line to sort this sh*t out and I just about made me flight. If i had me way if you are not fully prepared and organised when you arrive at security you should be fooked to the back of the q. Why are airports full of the worlds biggest gimps? <div name="popUpDiv" id="popUpDiv" ismouseover="false" ="popUpDivOff" =":.Name='popUpDivOff';" =":.Name='popUpDivOn';" style="display: none;"> <div name="popupMenu" id="popupMenu" style="display:none" ="popupMenu">         <div id="div1">                              <div id="div2">                                      <div id="div3">                                                <div id="div4">                                                                                    <div name="popupMenuVideo" id="popupMenuVideo" style="display:none" ="popupMenuVideo">         <div id="div1">                              <div id="div2">                                      <div id="div3">                                                <div id="div4">                                                                              100% agree Last time i was in the airport i was in a bit of a rush to try and get through security. The line was short so i thought i'd be through in no time. Women going through taking every little thing out of their bag, and what about this? and this, and this.... oh does this have to go into the clear plastic bag. It's been over 11years now since we started doing these more stringent checks. How the f**k do people not know how to go through these without taking 20mins to do so  to be fair people are usually efficent in dublin. i was coming back from poland in chopin airport and everyone was fcuking clueless. nobody took anything off untill the security prompted them. i was running late and was cursing out loud, getting really stressed. took it out on the security fella but shouldnt have. told them how slow they were in poland at this. went up to passport control then. stupid cxxts waited until they went up to the passport booth to take out their passports out of their handbags. at this stage i lost it, i was on the phone roaring and cursing in the queue and rang the auld pair who told me to be calm or id be arrested. i was completely stressed and raging with people stupidity. Got to the booth and in ireland they look at it for 3 seconds and let ya through.not here. The police woman started fcuking typing my details. i got bull thick with her saying come on come on im gonna miss my plane and she goes not my fault you re not in time. i said as i was leaving under my breath that id have to have been here 10 fcuking hours before departure but she didnt hear all that. got my plane in good time. Id normally not be like that but its amazing how people can drive ya nuts

Have to disagree with there a bit Irishmu,

There's no doubt it can be very frustrating with lots of stuff in airports,Ive spent what seems like half my life in airports and i fcuking hate them.The thing is you have to expect that there are going to be a lot of idiots/clueless/anxious/sometimes just ignorant people traveling as well.For this reason you have to give yourself way more time than you think to make sure it all goes smoothly.Unfortunately this sometimes means you're sitting at a departure gate 2 hours before take off or sometimes you'll have encounters like you mentioned and just make it.Better be safe than sorry and you can always have a couple of beers if you have to wait at the airport.Thats the way Ive always done it and only missed 2 flights in 10 years.