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lassassinblanc
Paul McGrath Cheese, it’s not just for eating Joined: 27 Sep 2010 Location: Clairefontaine Status: Offline Points: 16390 |
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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Devrozex
Jack Charlton Joined: 23 Oct 2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 7667 |
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Good man Lass.
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Lenny82
Liam Brady Joined: 20 Aug 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2914 |
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My girlfriend's dog died so I bought her an identical one to cheer her up.
She was livid. "What the f**k am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs?"
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pre Madonna
Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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What's the biggest crustacean in London?
King's crustacean.
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39345 |
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That's not funny you tube!
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
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Robbie Keane I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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Of course not, it wasn't even a video...
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HuntysCousin
Jack Charlton Joined: 26 Sep 2011 Location: Waterford Status: Offline Points: 5241 |
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Did you know: towels are the leading cause of dry skin
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BigPodge
Paul McGrath I'm the Gaffer Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Location: 123 Fake Street Status: Offline Points: 17370 |
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DUBLIN DOC
Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Bloke walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed with a sheep under his arm and says “this is the pig I have to sleep with when you have a headache” to which the wife replies “that’s not a pig it’s a sheep” i know says the man I was talking to the bleeding sheep
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drog addict
Jack Charlton Castleknocker Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Location: Sunnyvale Status: Offline Points: 6821 |
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why are mountains so funny?
Because they are hill area's
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DUBLIN DOC
Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Bloke asked me last night What’s your pet hate ?
My finger up it’s arse I replied
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The White Cafu
Liam Brady Joined: 15 Oct 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2200 |
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lassassinblanc
Paul McGrath Cheese, it’s not just for eating Joined: 27 Sep 2010 Location: Clairefontaine Status: Offline Points: 16390 |
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Bought a blindfold today not sure why I can't see myself wearing it
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PanteirA
Jack Charlton Joined: 29 Jul 2012 Location: Ciarrai Status: Offline Points: 6744 |
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DUBLIN DOC
Jack Charlton The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Why did the chicken go to the seance ?
To get to the other side
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Gabrieléire
Davey Langan Joined: 22 Jul 2016 Location: Melbourne Status: Offline Points: 758 |
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I’m glad I learned sign language.
It’s very handy.
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reddladd
Jack Charlton Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Location: Virgin Islands Status: Offline Points: 6945 |
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Dave McSavages take on being an alcoholic and going out and drinking non alcoholic beer. ‘ It’s like going down on your sister, it tastes the same but it just isn’t right!
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I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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lassassinblanc
Paul McGrath Cheese, it’s not just for eating Joined: 27 Sep 2010 Location: Clairefontaine Status: Offline Points: 16390 |
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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O Shea
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