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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lassassinblanc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 10:46am
How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?

More then 8 because my basement is still dark
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Devrozex Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 31 Aug 2018 at 10:51am
LOL Good man Lass.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Lenny82 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Sep 2018 at 10:08pm
My girlfriend's dog died so I bought her an identical one to cheer her up.

She was livid. "What the f**k am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs?"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote pre Madonna Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Sep 2018 at 1:41am
What's the biggest crustacean in London?

King's crustacean.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Trap junior Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Sep 2018 at 2:02am
Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

What's the biggest crustacean in London?

King's crustacean.


That's not funny you tube! 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote pre Madonna Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Sep 2018 at 2:10am
Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

What's the biggest crustacean in London?

King's crustacean.


That's not funny you tube! 
Of course not, it wasn't even a video...
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Did you know: towels are the leading cause of dry skin
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BigPodge Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Sep 2018 at 8:50am
Originally posted by Lenny82 Lenny82 wrote:

My girlfriend's dog died so I bought her an identical one to cheer her up.

She was livid. "What the f**k am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs?"

LOLLOLLOL
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Bloke walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed with a sheep under his arm and says “this is the pig I have to sleep with when you have a headache” to which the wife replies “that’s not a pig it’s a sheep”  i know says the man I was talking to the  bleeding sheep
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote drog addict Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2018 at 9:54am
why are mountains so funny?



















Because they are hill area's 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DUBLIN DOC Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Sep 2018 at 6:00pm
Bloke asked me last night What’s your pet hate ?

My finger up it’s arse I replied
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote The White Cafu Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Sep 2018 at 6:05pm
Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Bloke asked me last night What’s your pet hate ?

My finger up it’s arse I replied

LOLLOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lassassinblanc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Sep 2018 at 10:11pm
Bought a blindfold today not sure why I can't see myself wearing it
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PanteirA Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Sep 2018 at 7:11am
Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Bloke asked me last night What’s your pet hate ?

My finger up it’s arse I replied
 LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DUBLIN DOC Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Sep 2018 at 6:17pm
Why did the chicken go to the seance ?

To get to the other side
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Gabrieléire Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Oct 2018 at 9:22pm
I’m glad I learned sign language. 

It’s very handy. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote reddladd Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Oct 2018 at 9:17pm
Dave McSavages take on being an alcoholic and going out and drinking non alcoholic beer. ‘ It’s like going down on your sister, it tastes the same but it just isn’t right!
I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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Cheese, it’s not just for eating

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lassassinblanc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Nov 2018 at 9:23pm
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O Shea
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