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Bob Hoskins 
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 Posted: 28 Mar 2019 at 6:09pm |
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well it is the crap joke of the day thread. Kinda sh*t when it lives up to it's name
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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pre Madonna
Robbie Keane
I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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Posted: 28 Mar 2019 at 6:15pm |
I might not even be right, but that's what I assume the joke to be.
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Jack Charlton
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Posted: 28 Mar 2019 at 7:04pm |
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FAO Bob. Liquor = Licker Can't tell you why it says French women?
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I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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Jack Charlton
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Posted: 28 Mar 2019 at 7:07pm |
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Should have got someone to read it to you!
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I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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McG
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SISAO? What the hell is SISAO? Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Location: Christmas Island Status: Offline Points: 27003 |
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Posted: 29 Mar 2019 at 9:02am |
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My younger brother was named after my father A bit confusing when your brother is named Dad though. |
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YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017
AS YOU WERE McGx |
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Bob Hoskins
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Posted: 29 Mar 2019 at 6:45pm |
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Thread is following on from yesterday's level of crapiness
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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The White Cafu
Liam Brady
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 11:03am |
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Work decided to have a Jamaican hair day tomorrow, I’m dreading it.
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Jack Charlton
The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 11:49am |
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paddy is in bed with his wife when the neighbours dog starts continually barking, paddy says right that’s it I’m sick of this every night so up he gets and down he goes, paddy goes back to bed and the wife says what did you do and paddy says I put the dog in our back let’s see how they fckin like it
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Robbie Keane
I am MALDING Joined: 30 Nov 2014 Location: Trumpton Status: Offline Points: 44659 |
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Posted: 02 Apr 2019 at 2:10pm |
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A guy takes his mates to see his new flat, after a few beers, one of the lads asks him: "What's the big brass gong for?" The host says: "It's my speaking clock!" "How does it work?" "I'll show you," he says, and hits it full pelt with a club hammer. A voice from next door yells: "For f***s sake you c***, it's twenty to three in the f***ing morning! ********************************************************************************* Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early; one day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The first girl was thrilled to be home early, she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The second girl was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The third girl was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house. The next day, at their coffee break, the first two girls planned to leave early again, and they asked the third girl if she was going to go with them. No f**king way! she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday" . |
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lassassinblanc
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Posted: 02 Apr 2019 at 2:13pm |
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Went to a faith healer the other day, he was so sh*t the lad in the wheelchair even walked out
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ChesterCopperpot
Liam Brady
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Posted: 03 Apr 2019 at 9:05am |
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Had an argument with my disabled girlfriend last night so I hid her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back |
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Jack Charlton
The F The F The FAI Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Location: Abbottstown Status: Offline Points: 9155 |
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Posted: 03 Apr 2019 at 10:30am |
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Jack Charlton
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Posted: 07 Apr 2019 at 9:52pm |
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Dogs cants operate
MRI scanners But cats can
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Liam Brady
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Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 1:48pm |
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Whos the coolest guy in the hospital?
The Ultra Sound guy. Who takes over when he's on holiday? The Hip replacement guy. |
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Liam Brady
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Posted: 23 Apr 2019 at 11:32pm |
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Met a bloke in the pub last night who reminded me of my Dad.
He said, "Don't forget your Dad."
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane
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Posted: 24 Apr 2019 at 1:18am |
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
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Jack Charlton
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Posted: 25 Apr 2019 at 12:55pm |
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My friend won gold in wrestling at the last olympics. Been trying to get him to meet up and celebrate, but he’s a hard man to pin down.
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Robbie Keane
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Posted: 25 Apr 2019 at 2:55pm |
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I rang the dentist today and said "I need an appointment today. Two thirty" The nurse said "We can't do half two, does three o'clock suit" Me "I don't care what time it's at. Tooth hurty".
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