Worst thing you ever did

Huggybeer wrote: My mam had a mobile in Tramore, up to a few years ago, Went down with 2 best mates for a weekend, I got kicked out of the Highbee niteclub, the 2 boys didnt follow, outside a bird started chatten to me, one thing lead 2 another back in her gaff. Anyway after a few pints and abit of Trex I get very sleepy, woke up and left yer one asleep(legger), Found the lads fookin shivering on the steps of the mobile, they were there 3-4 hours, I wasent V popular, Moral of the story, if the man with the keys gets kicked out, you go with him.

AntrimMan wrote: Huggybeer wrote: My mam had a mobile in Tramore, up to a few years ago, Went down with 2 best mates for a weekend, I got kicked out of the Highbee niteclub, the 2 boys didnt follow, outside a bird started chatten to me, one thing lead 2 another back in her gaff. Anyway after a few pints and abit of Trex I get very sleepy, woke up and left yer one asleep(legger), Found the lads fookin shivering on the steps of the mobile, they were there 3-4 hours, I wasent V popular, Moral of the story, if the man with the keys gets kicked out, you go with him.   Thats not bad at all. You did the right thing

i think it was hearing I got a few hours kip nestled into a nice Warm rack that sent them over the edge, they wouldent have minded If i headed back after the monkey business

SteviesGranny wrote: Saw another forum member get up on the roof of an aparment block and kick all the Sky aerials off ( i won't mention his name, he can own up if he wants)

FFS Karnage

trapped wrote: SteviesGranny wrote: Saw another forum member get up on the roof of an aparment block and kick all the Sky aerials off ( i won't mention his name, he can own up if he wants) FFS Karnage

SteviesGranny wrote: Piss in a lads trainers and then left them in the shower so when he woke up the next day he thought it was just water and put them on. Caught rooting through my mates mother's knicker drawer Saw another forum member get up on the roof of an aparment block and kick all the Sky aerials off ( i won't mention his name, he can own up if he wants) At a buffet for a mates 21st taking bites out of the chicken and putting it back into the tray and then watch others pick it up and eat it. Loads more, i'm sure I will think of them.

My worst - or probably more embarrassing tale is:

I got caught having a wank by about 15-people in a pub!

That's a headline....the story goes as follows.

Was in a boozer on an all-day session with a girl mate of mine who tried to fix me up with some deadly lil stunner she worked with in Crumlin shopping centre (I was only about 19).  Having a few in the Gate Bar....start throwing my tongue down this bird's face in the pub...dragged her outside for a bit of a grope.

It was freezing cold, but we were getting down to business just out in front of he boozer with a van parked up blocking us from teh street.  Her hands are everywhere, I'm loving it.  Suddenly after a few mins she's all: "It's freezing, let's go in." "Eh....no we'll go when I come", sort of reply.  She's tugging away, for a while..then she's all "Ah come on I'm going back in.  "f**k ye bitch, I'm only three tugs away from spraying" (remember, I'm only 19 or so!).  Nah...of she goes. f**k it, I'm almost there, I'll finish the job meself.  Tug, tug, tug!  And Then all I hear is a a load of knocks on the window  of the pub with a large group of people standing up peeking out of the top small pane of the window, staring at me!! Nightmare!!!

I didn't get to finish.  Plus I had to walk back in to the pub to get me mates...and try to get the bird back!

True story!


 

SteviesGranny wrote: Caught rooting through my mates mother's knicker drawer

Edited by Karnage - 26 Sep 2011 at 12:04pm

FiremanDan wrote: crfc&srfc wrote: Was told of a case where a lad was renting in town in late 90's. Himself and flatmates headed home for weekend and forgot to lock apartment door. When he got back on Monday there was the remains of a house party. Loads of empty cans everywhere and a bit of food. Nothing stolen and nothing broke or damaged. Couldnt believe their luck.   A month later they got an envelope in the post with pictures of culprits from behind with the toothbrushes that were in the bathroom stuck up their jaxi's. Worst ive ever heard of. Is that not an urban myth, no? Have certainly heard that story before but following a burglary rather than a house party.

 

Karnage wrote: SteviesGranny wrote: Caught rooting through my mates mother's knicker drawer correct me if im wrong but on another occasion when a few of ye were going through someones sisters laundry basket you found a pair of knickers with a used tampon still in them! i think you have a pissy knickers fetish!

Ye that was . Never looked at her the same since