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Topic: Worst thing you ever did
Posted By: The GerK
Subject: Worst thing you ever did
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:51am
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Has this come up before?? I'll start - Tried to rob a car but couldn't cause I hadn't a clue what I was doing - Broke into the gaff next door when they moved out and wrecked the place  |
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Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:52am
Got suspended from school 23 times then eventually expelled 
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Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:53am
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sasa wrote:Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:54am
I was insane and had ADHD which was not diagnosed till after this all happened. I copped on and did well in my LC tho 
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Posted By: FREEWHEELER
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:55am
Jaysus they acted fairly decisively didn't they? ------------- We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups..... |
Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:56am
Pushed one of my friends of a tree from about 8 foot and he broke his two legs because he wouldnt give me a sweet. We've barely talked since. ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: FREEWHEELER
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:57am
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Emptied the contents of the bins on the front grass of next door neighbour one night when I came home pissed...........bad karma, I got a brutal throat infection 2 days later. ------------- We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups..... |
Posted By: bossofthemoss
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:02am
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6 of us moved my neighbours car (small micra with a sh*t handbrake) over to another street coming back one night after a session. they reported it stolen to the gards and then were in the process of claiming off the insurance company when they found it 2 streets down
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:06am
Jaysus. You were a right little knacker werent you?  ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: AntrimMan
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:07am
Fixed that for you.
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Posted By: IrishPride
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:12am
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Rape and murder probally top my list ------------- Galway Will Win The 2014 Hurling Championship |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:15am
Absolute fear-house knacker  ------------- 
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Posted By: criostoir Óg
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:16am
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Shagged Iris Robinson
------------- What happens on away trips, stays on away trips...except syphilis! |
Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:17am
 ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: MintBerryCrunch
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:17am
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A large girl on a work night out turned out she worked with us and her father was one of my bosses |
Posted By: Blue Man
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:35am
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Taking part, and winning, 'Pull a Moon Pig Night" in Santa Ponsa with the lads. Whoever pulled the largest girl had their following night paid for by the lads.
Felt terrible after it. Even more so when I went off with her stunning best mate later in the week  ------------- "Everytime Leeds concede a goal, its like being stabbed in the heart" - Billy Bremner Gary Speed 1969-2011 YBIG Blind Date Champion 2010 |
Posted By: Barry
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:37am
| had sex with a dead person |
Posted By: Stoked Up
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:44am
| I was always a goody two shoes, especially the day me and me mate walked out of Penneys in Dundrum with new ones on our feet and the old ones tucked under the display stand. |
Posted By: BigPodge
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:44am
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In the pub when i was 17 i puked on some chick when hammered, another guy i didn't know was blamed and beaten up, they ended up it court n everything!! ------------- 
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Posted By: zizu Kilbane
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:52am
Broke someones heart 
------------- "Sometimes, sh*t happens, someone's gotta deal with it, and who ya gonna call?" |
Posted By: seaniemac
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:52am
| I got off with my mates sister one night at a party, he didn't know so when I came back downstairs, he handed me a can and I got him to smell my fingers and said 'guess what that smell is'...he was NOT happy with me for ages after that. |
Posted By: criostoir Óg
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 10:58am
 ------------- What happens on away trips, stays on away trips...except syphilis! |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:00am
Young and naive  |
Posted By: seaniemac
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:05am
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Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:09am
I think CO was the only one who was by that seanimac. Get it together Co jaysus 
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Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:11am
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Didnt think you had it in ye Sean. Fair play! ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: seaniemac
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:12am
I was young and naive like Ger, he broke into cars, I broke into women!  
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Posted By: Gavintheslob
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:12am
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Coming home from bondi beach stillorgan it was st stephens night no taxi's so I broke into a car and fell asleep ------------- Its very frustrating being a Slob |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:13am
Don't worry I have a tale or two about the ladies too  |
Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:16am
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stole a cop car and uniforms , i think we had this thread before ------------- The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own. |
Posted By: seaniemac
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:16am
I remember you being with one of the girls in my year at a house party in Rathmines back in the day. She wasn't bad looking either...although she did leave college shortly after that, think she was embarrassed snogging you! |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:23am
What about robbing the golf cart and getting pulled over by the gaurds in it. Actually I have this on video im going to post it up
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Posted By: MayoMark
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:31am
Probably should wait until he gets better first ------------- They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car... |
Posted By: Gavintheslob
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:35am
I didnt rob that it was sitting in the middle of the field so we took it from there and we were let away with a warning if we went hope but we hid behind the bushes in our drunken state thinking we could get it back but they could clearly see us and told to go home or we were getting arrested ------------- Its very frustrating being a Slob |
Posted By: garytwigg21
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:35am
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Shagged a mate's girlfriend in the toilet of their house while he was asleep, he still doesn't know!!!
Robbed 500e of my oul lad a couple of years ago, put it on a 1/5 shot hoping to win 100 for myself and put the 500 back. You can guess what happened  .------------- This time next year........ |
Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:35am
Ye she was decent alright 
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Posted By: MayoMark
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:38am
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FFS that's a class smiley ------------- They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car... |
Posted By: billybob
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:44am
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Apart from joining this forum i dont know where to start.
But Gerk, i thought this was a forum your bosses/lovers/family looked and weren't allowed post stuff like this???
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Posted By: The GerK
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 12:07pm
There is 15 years leeway And you post at your own discretion |
Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 12:31pm
What sort of f**kin school did you go to that susended you 23 times? I'd say about 1 person a year would get suspended in my school.They wouldn't even tell your parents either they'd just tell you to fook off for a few days. |
Posted By: zizu Kilbane
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 12:46pm
 BAD FORM MAN------------- "Sometimes, sh*t happens, someone's gotta deal with it, and who ya gonna call?" |
Posted By: Iris Robinson
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 12:50pm
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Posted By: Barry
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 12:56pm
your a right cun t twiggy i hope he finds out an dsmashes f**k out of you
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Posted By: José
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 12:58pm
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Me gusto mi, how you say, room mate?
Came down to el kitchen MUCHO NAKIDO!!! She is now my very good amiga
 Andalé!!!------------- Viva España!! |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 1:18pm
They just kept giving me chance after chance god knows why because it was a convent. I would have f**ked me out long before that. I broke my poor mams heart
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Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 1:20pm
But what sort of stuff did you do to get suspended? |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 1:25pm
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Lots of stuff that I am not proud of. I was just mental as a child always giving cheek, smoking, not going in, fighting with teachers the usual sh*te. The funniest part about it was that my sis got 600 points in her leaving a few years before I went into the school and they thought I was going to be great
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Posted By: tribalarmy
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 1:30pm
You would have done well in my school. You wouldn't get suspended for any of that sh*te. Not even putting a cow and chickens in the principals office or getting the bomb squad into the school after a hoax at the end of the year. Or robbing the wheels off the school bus and leaving it in front of the gate so nobody can get in. |
Posted By: deisedevil
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 1:37pm
i think you will find that its called a golf course |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 3:16pm
you absolute fookin tramp Seanie -------------
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Posted By: petej1963
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 3:24pm
FFS Count...............
------------- Sleep gentle our Rose of Mooncoin....... |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 4:58pm
Just reading that again Seani jaysus
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Posted By: garytwigg21
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 5:08pm
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Some balls to do that Seanie in fairness ------------- This time next year........ |
Posted By: Honey Monster
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:18pm
Was thinking the very same BB
 Some serious shams on this forum!
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Posted By: novice
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 4:49am
| Playing the ride a howler game in Ayia Nape met a 25 year old from manchester( i was 18). Walking down the strip telling her i wanted to introduce her to all my mates. Paraded her like a heifer in a cattle ring. Went back to her place, done the dirty then told her i was goin to the shop to get a lighter and said answer when i come back, which i wasn't planning on doing, took a thong for a souvenir and pulled a fast one! |
Posted By: criostoir Óg
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 5:04am
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In first year in uni got ridiculously hammered (strange for a student I know) and ended up riding the girl my mate had started to see; I think I would have got away with but in a drunken state we hadn't pulled the curtain on her ground floor window and I was seen doing something very selfless by your man's housemate
------------- What happens on away trips, stays on away trips...except syphilis! |
Posted By: BigStrongMan
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 5:23am
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Posted By: t_rAndy
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 7:25am
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Couldn't possibly put it up here |
Posted By: zizu Kilbane
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 7:26am
Ha come on man, this thread was made for you.......... The old t_rAndy would have been all over this ------------- "Sometimes, sh*t happens, someone's gotta deal with it, and who ya gonna call?" |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 8:08am
Andy I have been waiting for your response since the thread started..........ah go on
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Posted By: Saint Tom
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 8:09am
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this thread is hilarious and shambolic all at the same time ------------- My destination inchicore my next stop being kilmainham Where patriots and super saints are the topics of conversation |
Posted By: Guf10
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 8:29am
 ------------- 2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row |
Posted By: criostoir Óg
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 1:42pm
------------- What happens on away trips, stays on away trips...except syphilis! |
Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 3:45am
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Now I think this was a just thing to do but Mrs Claret thinks it was my lowest act in life .
In Toronto , Canada we stay one night in a very small guest house as the Hostel was full the women who ran the place was a 100% cow and went out of her way to make our life hell for 12 hours , trust me for no reason at all . As you can guess we were out of there first thing in the morning but before we headed out i went down stairs where she had this big old washing machine and stole the knobs off the front of it . I told Mrs Claret what I had done the next day when she caught me binning the knobs .
Hey I still would have loved to see that cows face when she went to the washing machine  .------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 4:01am
Evil genius
But why did you attack the washin machine Murph? ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 4:02am
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Mine is definitely killing my sisters cat
Slammed the poor thing against the wall 3 times when i was a nipper. ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: AndyMc
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 4:07am
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When I was a kid I copied a scene from the bodyguard: tossed a knife in the air, caught it by the blade, and then threw it at my brother.
I also kicked in a window cos I wasn't allowed play my snes! Myself and max power also used to encourage a lad called cossie to rob stuff for a fry up from dunnes and bring it to us, and then we would light a fire on the green and cook the food on a pan we robbed from max's ma ------------- Simon: No-one brings a bag of sh*t to a pub Jay: Your dad does Simon: Does he? Jay: Yeah, your mum |
Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 4:10am
What a legend Cossie is  ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: Claret Murph
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 4:33am
Easy one McG . Now if I did something to the room we were in of course it would have been us she had our card so we would have to pay for it .
Now the washing machine which was hers also and an important part of her day to day running of the place would cause her real greif I would say and who would you blame as she would never know who did it .
Still makes me smile when thinking about the act after all these years . ------------- Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days . |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 5:18am
 How could you McG?? ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: criostoir Óg
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 5:24am
------------- What happens on away trips, stays on away trips...except syphilis! |
Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 6:09am
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Posted By: McG
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 6:11am
Ive paid for it lads. Never lived it down!
Very very remorseful ------------- YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017 AS YOU WERE McGx |
Posted By: Donal Cullen
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 6:39am
Joining this feckin forum.....  ------------- There are friendlier places to drink. |
Posted By: ThrowInDelap
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 6:42am
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Was at a party and ended up with this girl in one of the bedrooms upstairs in the house. The bedroom turned out to be the older sisters of the fella who was having the party. In she strolls anyway and is not best pleased to see what is going on in her bed. She was fairying apopleptic(understandably) and started screaming, telling us to get the fairy out etc.. She closes the door and is waiting out on the landing for us to get out, so I finish the job off quickly .I was slightly annoyed at being kicked out, so instead of throwing the used condom in a bin or down the toilet etc... I made her bed up for her and slipped the used condom under her pillow. 4 days later, I get a phone call from my mate, who says his sister is going f**king ballistic in the house, demanding to know my name, address etc... Obviously the rogue condom was located. *You know when your going asleep on your side, and sometimes you slide your hand under your pillow* Well this is what his sister happened to do a few nights later. Eeeuuggh. Haven't been back to the house since. ------------- If time's a drug, then Big Ben is a huge needle injecting it into the sky. |
Posted By: Metal Paul
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 7:51am
I wonder why?? ------------- "There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits." |
Posted By: bannedscientist
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 9:22pm
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At a house party when I was a student, had a row with the fella having the party, went upstairs and sh*te in his bed and myself and my mate were leaving we f**ked a rock through the soil vent outside and when anyone used the jacks upstairs it went pissing all over the garden. He wasn’t a happy chappie the next morning in college!
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Posted By: WindBag
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 5:27am
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When I was in college in Maynooth, our landlord kicked us out, so we had a jumble sale in college green and sold half the contents of his house on the cheap...fridge, couches, beds, tables and drank the money. We then called the revenue office to say that he had not registered the house and wasn't paying tax.
When I was 9, I broke into a neighbours house and ate all their sweets and cakes , I ate so much that I got sick and neighbour found me in their house getting sick everywhere!
I stole money from my granny when I was 12 and got on the bus to dublin and got lost and never told anyone. I thumbed from Dublin to Donegal about 2 days later and walked in home to a house full of Gardai and they basically told me that the life boats and all were searching the coast for me and that there was bulletins on Radio asking people to keep an eye out for me! Oops
Funny enough though, about 3 weeks after that I set a 3 acre forest on fire cos I was trying to light the end of an arrow, and shoot it from a bow, like in robin hood !!
Ah, when i was younger, the good auld days
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Posted By: Trap junior
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 5:31am
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bloody hell there are some right certifiable cases here. ------------- Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more... 97.6% chance this post will be replied to by Baldrick (source: PWC) |
Posted By: IrishPride
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 5:34am
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Posted By: criostoir Óg
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 6:11am
------------- What happens on away trips, stays on away trips...except syphilis! |
Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 6:41am
I'm not a cat person either. ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Posted By: Fr. Feeley
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 7:03am
This forum aint big enough for both of us Fr. Windbag. I challenge you to a mass off.
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Posted By: RogerMilla
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 7:05am
------------- The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own. |
Posted By: sausy
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 7:29am
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years ago a girl I was seeing never showed up one night to meet me in town. She wasn't answering her phone either, so I got good and pissed and headed back to her house to make sure she was OK. No answer at the door and it was bucketing down so I decided the best thing I could do was kick in the side gate and kip in the shed. Neighbours saw me and called the garda thinking I was trying to break into the house. Luckily for me I had woken up an pissed on the lawnmower long before the gards arrived. Got caught trying to rob a squad car last year outside the local. The two gards came out of the pub as I was climbing into the drivers seat. They took it as a joke and even dropped me home. Funny conversation with them.
Garda: I hope you're not planning on driving to work in the morning (I was fairly hammered)
Me: of course I am, how else am I meant to get to work.
Garda: Alright where do live.
Me: I'm hardly going to tell you now am I.
at which point the fooker stopped the car and told me to get out. ------------- Bimbos Burgers - "Official Sponsor of the Irish Squad" |
Posted By: The_Yank
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 1:18pm
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When I was 19 I shot a man in the head while he was walking along the beach. Now I was in the military back then and my position was over looking the beach and he had a weapon and I was just doing my job. But still, that is the worst thing I ever did. ------------- UCD Physios ...We feel you up when you're feeling down |
Posted By: WindBag
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 5:57pm
| .....the silence ....eerie after that statement Yank. |
Posted By: criostoir Óg
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 5:59pm
------------- What happens on away trips, stays on away trips...except syphilis! |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 6:02pm
I still think Seanies is worse after making his mate smell his sisters mog -------------
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Posted By: criostoir Óg
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 6:05pm
------------- What happens on away trips, stays on away trips...except syphilis! |
Posted By: Carmody 10
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 6:53pm
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Tryin to smuggle 3 penguins out of Dublin zoo ------------- Out of order |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 6:59pm
hehehehe love it |
Posted By: criostoir Óg
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 7:25pm
------------- What happens on away trips, stays on away trips...except syphilis! |
Posted By: peterIreland
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 7:30pm
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I would love to try and do that it sounds like loads of fun. Shoving them up your jumper sounds like the best option
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Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 11 May 2010 at 4:38am
made me laugh though ------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: Sligo Hornet
Date Posted: 11 May 2010 at 4:50am
Not that difficult really
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Posted By: criostoir Óg
Date Posted: 11 May 2010 at 5:09am
They were probably looking to escape from the zoo anyway ------------- What happens on away trips, stays on away trips...except syphilis! |
Posted By: horsebox
Date Posted: 11 May 2010 at 5:09am
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When I was about 7 I was brought home by the guards trying to set a house on fire - I wasnt just acting the maggot.
Myself and my mates went down the laneway where I live, and against a garage packed aload of airosols against the garage and set them on fire - they all exploded and the garage went up on fire.
I set Howth Head on fire the balscaddin area - the fire got so bad that i legged - on the way home I see 3 fire brigades and an ambulance.
There were a few people stuck on the rocks and I thought I burned them alive I dont think I did.
I had an obsession with fire!
------------- It was far across the sea, When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
Posted By: Rostrevor Fan
Date Posted: 11 May 2010 at 8:06am
Its a wonder they didnt melt in your pocket ------------- |
Posted By: The Count
Date Posted: 11 May 2010 at 8:19am
on fire today rostrevor fan -------------
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