Worst thing you ever did

Zinedine Kilbane 110 wrote: rolo wrote: IrishPride wrote: When i was about 7 My Granny left me alone in her house for about half an hour while she went to the shop.  When she got back I had broken all the windows in her house with my hurley.  Still dont know why I did it. Out of boredom I think. Oul Lad f**king bet me silly that day. FFS thats gold.  If you did that now you would be sent to counselling.

The sh*te in the microwave 

McG wrote: WindBag wrote: When I was in college in Maynooth, our landlord kicked us out, so we had a jumble sale in college green and sold half the contents of his house on the cheap...fridge, couches, beds, tables and drank the money. We then called the revenue office to say that he had not registered the house and wasn't paying tax.   When I was 9,  I broke into a neighbours house and ate all their sweets and cakes , I ate so much that I got sick and neighbour found me in their house getting sick everywhere!   I stole money from my granny when I was 12 and got on the bus to dublin and got lost and never told anyone.  I thumbed from Dublin to Donegal about 2 days later and walked in home to a house full of Gardai and they basically told me that the life boats and all were searching the coast for me and that there was bulletins on Radio asking people to keep an eye out for me!  Oops Funny enough though, about 3 weeks after that I set a 3 acre forest on fire cos I was trying to light the end of an arrow, and shoot it from a bow, like in robin hood !!   Ah, when i was younger, the good auld days

Filthy ****

some great stories here, further to the story i told previously in the thread about breaking a soil and vent pipe in a fellas back garden at a house party when i was a student  (sh*t and piss went all over his back garden). had a row with a fella one night at a house party while living in oz  and things got a bit over the top. i was thrown into his kitchen and the door was closed while the lads calmed him down in the living room. i took the microwave down off the wall and had a dump in it and i put it back up on the wall and i put it on for 60 min cook and left the house through the back garden. Never meet him again but one of the lads said he went spastic and people were getting sick at the party because of the stench 

rolo wrote: IrishPride wrote: When i was about 7 My Granny left me alone in her house for about half an hour while she went to the shop.  When she got back I had broken all the windows in her house with my hurley.  Still dont know why I did it. Out of boredom I think. Oul Lad f**king bet me silly that day.

Carmody 10 wrote: horsebox wrote: Carmody 10 wrote: That wasn't the worse thing i did though haha. Having sex with my best mates girlfriend is prob the worst thing i did.  Tell us more. This forum needs some mild entertainment. Very straight forward. I was unaware he was seeing her in fact I didn't even know who she was. She went in for the kill on a night out and I brought her back to the gaf and done what was required. Later found out(months)while telling the lads over a few pints and upon describing her they broke their balls laughing saying that was so and so's missus. He wasn't her missus though ffs. Seeing her two months and hadn't even porked her. I'm not like that for the record and would never of proceeded to shag her should I have known what the craic was. Her fault imo.

You're an innocent man

Devrozex wrote: Carmody 10 wrote: That wasn't the worse thing i did though haha. Having sex with my best mates girlfriend is prob the worst thing i did.    Jaysus.